Episode#15-Edward and Christine

(Edward and Christine are on their date)

Christine-...why are you sparkling?

Edward-(sigh, he hates explaining this stuff to her)Because I'm in the sunlight

Christine-...That's stupid...why do you get thirsty<

Edward-...because I like blood

Christine-Why?!

Edward-Because, I'm a vampire

Christine-Oh....That's stupid...why are you so fast>

Edward-Becauseeeee immmmmmmm aaaaa VAAAMMMPIIIRE!!!

Christine-Oh.That's stupid

Edward-YOUR STUPID!

Christine-Thank you!(Happy)

Edward-Dumb brunette
***
Meg-And I thought I was the stupid one?!?

Christine-You are

Edward-Then why were you stupid on our date

Christine-I was pretending........duh

Meg-I miss fairy Luke

Luke-I'm right here and I'm not a fairy!!

Meg-then what are you

Luke-I'm...I'm...I'm a

Meg-SPIT IT OUR ALREADY!

Luke-I'm a werepire also known as a werevamp

All-ooohhhhh thats what you are

Edward-I knew it

Christine-Um Edward

Edward-What

(Christine puts Edward in a headlock and tries to kiss him)
CHRISTINE.........I love you too (they kiss more, Erik is in the shadows ready to kill Edward)

Episode#14-Meg's Transformation

(It's been a few weeks since Meg and Erik ran off and Luke and Christine have been stalking them)

Luke-All right, it's about time for me to go wolf

Christine-Good, you remember the plan?

Luke-Yep, you run in, pretending that you are running away from me then I run in and fight Erik while you kill Meg.

Christine-Wow. You took the killing Meg part so well

Luke-Yeah, she got annoying.(Fairy boy callings...remember?)

Christine-Alright, lets do this (THUNDER in background.Luke runs out into the clearing where Erik and Meg are and he listens to their conversation)

Phantom-Meg, why are you so depressed?

Meg-...I miss Lukey...and his breadstick obbession...or rather our breadstick obbession.

Phantom-well now it's our obbession

Meg-I feel like your forcing me into this

Phantom-Meg...wanna breadstick(throws it into the woods)Good Meg, go fetch the breadstick!

Meg-WOOF!(runs on all four legs and chases breadstick. Luke relizes that he misses Meg and loves her and that they have alot in common (espesically after she fetched the breadstick(he likes to fetch too)) he follows her into the wood)

Luke-Meggie, it's me

Meg-Lukey(sigh)

Luke-Come home with me

Meg-I should...I will

Luke-Come dear

(they return home. In Lukes room, covered in star wars things)

Meg-Hey!

Luke-What!?

Meg-My brother's room looks like this!

Luke-I've been thinking...would you like me to change you...into what I am...we could be the same... you may be my immortal queen.

Meg-...I do want to be a fairy!

Luke-Thats not what I mean-I, ahh I'll just do it (he bites Meg)

Meg-I feel cold

Luke-....

Meg-where are my wings

Luke-You don't get wings Meggie

Meg-CHEATER!

Luke-WHAT!

Meg-WAAAAAHHHH. I WANTED WINGS!

Luke-shhh meggie. I'll buy you...breadstick wings!

Meg-YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH....CHEATER!

Luke-WHAT?!!?

Meg-YOU LOVE CHRISTINE!

Luke-used to

Meg-YOUR UNFAITHFUK

Luke-...Fine, I'll just leave you then

Meg-No!!!

Luke-That's what I thought. ....Now lick my cheek like a good dog...NOT THAT CHEEK

Meg-oops...(girly gigle she knew what Luke meant)

Luke-Good Meggie, now go get the breadstick, now go

Meg-I'm not a dog

Luke-But you will act like one

Meg-No, I'm not that obedent

Luke-oh...

Meg-Where are my breadstick wings

Luke-they are still being made

Meg-oh
***
Christine-I thought that you loved me

Phantom-I do but...

Christine-then why did you run off with Meg. why WHY

Phantom-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you

Christine-You broke my heart
EDWARD I WILL GO ON THAT DATE WITH YOU

Edward-Yes!!!!:)

Bella-BUT YOUR DATING ME YOU IDIOT

Edward-That never meant we were exclusive

Bella-ggggrrrrrrr

Episode#13

Meg Giry here, don't forget to keep coming back to the blog. This is for the fans! This book needs a reader (as all of them do)! So keep on coming. Tell your friends, your mom's friends, your father's uncle's cousin's former room mate!(hehe spaceballs reference) Just keep on keepin' on
-Meg Giry


Christine-WHY WHY WHY WHY WON'T MEG DIE (crying into a pillow)

Meg-WHAT WAS THAT CHRISTINE

Christine-NOTHING

Meg-'KAY

Christine- why won't she die why why

Phantom-Whats wrong Christine

Christine-I want Meg dead

Phantom-I change arrange that

Christine-REALLY??!

Phantom-well...it might cost you (rubs fingers together)

Christine-any amount! you name it!

Phantom-....20,000 franks

Christine-What!!

Phantom-Voldemort cut my salary cut my salary now that he knows I'm the ghost!...and there is one more thing...

Christine-what

Phantom-This could be easier, and less messy...if

Christine-If?...

Phantom-If I run away with Meg

Christine-ERIK! YOU LOVE ME!

Phantom-Well...you keep me running back and forth.Luke won't be powerful enough to stop me sense he only changes one night a month, and that's three weeks from now. She will be mine.

Meg-Whats that Erik?

Phantom-nothing...wanna breadstick Meggie?

Meg-(sings like Christine)ahhhh ahh ahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Phantom-mmmmmm. Beautiful

Meg-(sings like Christine again) Breeeaad-e-a-eadd-ed-a-astiiicks

Episode#12-Fairy Boy

(Edward has fallen in love with Meg. He carries a sleeping Meg into the forest. She wakes)

Edward-Do you know what I look like in the sun...

Meg-....

(Edward takes off his shirt and sparkles in the light)

I know what are you are....

Edward-say it....


out loud...

say it...

Meg-...Fairy...

Edward-and are you afraid-wait, what?

Meg-Fairy...do you know tinker bell!??! I love her!!?!

Edward-n-no I don't. I'm not a fair...I'm

Meg-Yes you are! You are a fairy! A very manly fairy. Do you have pixie dust?... your not very cheery

Edward-do you every shut up?

Meg-I thought fairys were allergic to breadsticks. This might not work then...I don't know...

Edward-Meg, shut up. Ugh.(Edward runs off, leaving meg rambling in the forest, she does not notice he's gone until she finally shuts up 5hrs. later)

Meg-FAIRY BOY WHERE ARE YOU WAAHHH.........I WANTED TO MEET TINKER BELL WAAHHH........I WANT MORE BREADSTICKS (thenLuke appears out of no where sparkling and with over sized teeth) Hey Lukey

Luke-I want BLOOD

Meg-OHHHHH. YOUR A FAIRY TOO!  CAN YOU SHOW ME TINKER BELL?

Luke-MEG! you  have to run!I'm not stable!

Meg-Its okay fair luke, be strong

Luke-MEG RUN!

Meg-NO!

Luke-Raoul will buy you armani

Meg-ARMANI-i mean...No!

Luke-...he has breadsticks

Meg-.........RAOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Raoul-What?

Meg-Lukey said you would get me breadsticks

Raoul-Well I'm not

Meg-awww......LUKE HE WON'T BUY ME BREADST...AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LUKEY GET OFF ME YOUR HURTING ME

Luke-Never that werewolf is going to hurt you

Meg-AHHHHHHH CHRISTINE HELP ME

Christine-NOO

Meg-WHY

Christine-BECAUSE I WANT YOU OUT OF MY LIFE

Meg-THATS NOT FAIR

Christine-LIFE ISN'T FAIR

Meg-WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE

Its me Lukey!Remember?

Edward-Your going to have to jog his memory...maybe a sound or smell

Meg-(Lightbulb)BREADSTICKS

Luke-Meggie! Oh Meg! (they embrace and split a breadstick)j

Christine-Why won't you die already?!!?

Episode#11-Battle for the Breadsticks

This is the climax for the first season, but not the last episode, plenty more where that came from. Hope you enjoy this episode, Christine and I worked very hard on it (and my brother came up with some) so its got the humor of an eight year old. ENJOY!


Voldemort-(Announcing to the city the latest news)People of Paris! Do not fear! The mass murder is being chased  down below to the sewers by our greatest defense team, a viscount, a murderer, a jedi, a vampire, two wizards and a witch. A human, a prima donna and a ballerina. (to himself) we are screwed. (enters the opera house, this week closed to the public, he runs to the conference room, where Madame Giry, his wife, and their son, Bartholomew, the giraffe) Ma Belle! What are you doing here? Go back to the safety room!

MmeGiry-No! I have news, Edward found out what the monster is!

Voldemort-What Edward? What is it?

Edward-...A monster, like me. He is a newborn vampire, but this one is different and he is much more dangerous.  He preys on...breadsticks

Voldemort-OH GOD NO!

MmeGiry-What will we do!Our poor baby and everyone here will die without our breadsticks...at least Meg and Luke are safe.Their in the mountains.

Voldemort-Aren't they coming home today?

MmeGiry-MEG!

Voldemort-Call for Erik and Raoul. They will find him. They will work together and kill him

***

Phantom-HE HAS CHRISTINE! HURRY RAOUL WE MUST RUN.

Raoul-Why?Christine doesn't love me

Phantom-If not for her, do it for the breadsticks

Raoul-(pulls sword from pocket, puts war paint on his face and runs)DOODLE DOO! FOR THE BREADSTICKS!

Phantom-Did he just use doodle doo as his battle cry>

(at the vampires crypt)

Raoul-This place is ugly!

Phantom-I like it.

Raoul-You would

Phantom-Shut up viscount or I'm going to stick your breadstick somewhere very painful

Raoul-Well then

S-(whimsical and haunting) Breadsticks...

Raoul-D-d-diiiidddd you hhhhhhear tttthatt?

S-breadsticks...

Phantom-Who are you?

S-(heavy breathing) I am the monster you were sent to destroy...man calls me...Smurfer..

Raoul-...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Smurfer-YOU FIND SOMETHING ENTERTAINING MORTAL FOOL?

Raoul-SMMURRRFEERR?!!? HYSTERICAL!...

(Luke joins the duet of men, then speaks into a walkie talkie)

Luke-No, they're still alive.

Raoul-Yea! You were sent to save us!

Luke-acctualy I was sent to bring back your corpses but... that works too(he draws out his lightsaber only to see a breadstick)aww crap. We're screwed. oooooo a breadstick!(nibble nibble)

Phantom-Way to send a good team Voldy!

Christine-Erik!Raoul! Are you there?Save me!

Raoul-Why is Christine always in danger. If we were ever in danger, she'd sit at home and eat breadsticks AND MILK MY GOAT!

Christine-ONE TIME! GEESH!

Raoul-Oh, well I'm going to sit down

(Luke is getting sucked by the vampire Smurfer when Meg comes in dressed in a ninja breadstick costume)

Meg-LUKEY!

Luke-Meg! Get out of here!...Wait save the breadsticks!

Smurfer-Lukey...Will be alive if...you give me the key to the breadstick vault at the opera house

Meg-Never!(Meg gets out forks and throws them at Smurfer) MAY THE FORKS BE WITH ME!
(Meg slays the vamp)Lukey,no don't die

Luke-I'm not dying that's the vamps blood

Meg-Oh, well I'm going to eat my breadstick dress

Christine-Will someone save me

Raoul-But your free of the vamp

Christine-I'm stuck on a AHHH THE VAMP HAD A BROTHER ERIK SAVE ME....AND EDWARD

Raoul-What about me

Christine-naa

Raoul-I come all the way to save you and you turn me down, well I'm going to eat Meg's dress with her

Meg-AHH NOT THERE YOU BEEP BEEP(Insert word of choice here)

El-YOU HAVE KILLED MY BROTHER. NOW YOU WILL DIE!

Meg-STATE YOUR NAME DEMON!

El-I was known by many names...I was born...Elmo-son

Raoul-HAHAHAHA DUDE! YOUR MOM HATED YOU GUYS

Elmo-son-(sniff sniff)

Christine-Raoul!

Meg-Mr. Elmo-son are you...crying?...

Elmo-son-ITS TRUE! SHE HATED ME! WAHHHHHHHHHH

Meg-Would you like a breadstick?

Elmo-son-(sniff) yes...

Meg-Too bad!(Meg slaps him with it and the room erupts with fire from all sides)

Luke-YOU COULDN'T JUST SHARE THE BREADSTICK!

Meg-I'M SORRY OKAY

Christine-RAOUL!

Raoul-YEAH?

Christine-I'M SORRY I MILKED YOUR GOAT!

Raoul-ITS OKAY

Christine-REALLY

Raoul-NO

Episode#10-the party goes on

(Edward is coming home(or to the hotel) to Bella after a hard day of...eating**. To his surprise, he is not the only one in his home)

Edward-(knocks on door)Bella! Its me! I'm home!

Bella-(opens door, there is a goat behind her)hey babe! Wazzap?(There are mad strobe lights and wild music and people all behind her. Clearly there is a....party.)

Edward-Bella what is this?!!?

Bella-We're having a breadstick party!!

Meg-YEAH! THEY'RE NUMMY!

Edward-NOT HELPING MEG!...may I have one?

Meg&Luke-NO OUR PRECIOUS

Meg-Don't worry Lukey, he won't take the breadsticks

Luke-(Rocking in fetal position, shaking and talking to himself) the precious. the precious. the precious. etc....

Meg-shhh baby its alright

Luke-(looks up at Meg, like a small child with big eyes)Precious?

Phantom-Christine! aren't you having fun?

Christine-(no feeling)yeah...I milked the goat...Woo Hoo

Raoul-Thats the spirit!

Phantom-Why are you here?

Raoul-...I like the breadsticks

Christine-Thats all?(waving to herself)

Raoul-...well...yeah

Christine-Wahhhhhh!

Phantom-Why do you care?

Christine-I'm not looking for anything serious! Just you two fighting over me and ruining your lives trying to obtain something you can't get! WAHHHH!

Phantom&Raoul-ahh....WAHHHHH

Edward-WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE EVEN HERE?(edward finds Giry and Voldemort kissing in the corner)

Raoul-ewwww old people luv. Why is old people love so gross

Phantom-Because one of them is deforemed

Edward-and the other has really weird legs

Raoul-good point

(voldy and Giry finally finish kissing)

What is with all the kissing around here. DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE SANITY?

Phantom-We are sane, its you who is not sane or good enough skills to makeout with Christine or Meg or Hermininy or...

Raoul-I GET IT YOU DON'T NEED TO MAKE FUN OF ME

Phantom-yes we do

Edward-its a very good passtime

Meg&Luke-oooo a precious breadstick. YEA BREADSTICKS

MmeGiry-oh voldy! I love you!

Voldemort-I love you too my little Ma Belle

MmeGiry-Oh you!(giggle)

Raoul-Ewww

Phantom-Really guys? How gross, like, there are kids here

Edward-Speaking of kids, how is Meg handling this?

Raoul-Handling what?

Phantom-Dude! Do you just not pay attention or what! Madame Giry and Voldy are gonna get married and celebrate there old people love.

Raoul-So?

Phantom-Sooo Megs gonna get a new Daddy

Raoul-Ohhh! Ewww! HEY MEG!

Meg-WHAT!!(she is angry because Raoul interupted she and Luke's makeout)

Raoul-Does everybody makeout? sigh. Your mom's getting married

Meg-TO WHO!!?!??!

Raoul-To moldy voldy. His hand she holdies. His soul is coldy. And his forehead is foldy. And-

Meg-ENOUGH! Mom,...us that...true?

MmeGiry-I didn't want you to find out this way Meg. I love you...but I love Voldy too And...Meg... Voldy and i are going to have a baby.

Meg-Mom!

MmeGiry-Oh Meg! I wasn't something I could avoid! We were at the zoo and voldy looked hot and that baby and-

Meg-Wait, did you say zoo?

MmeGiry-well yes, a baby.

Meg-What kind?

MmeGiry-Oh, did I not say? A baby giraffe

Luke-GIRAFFE! YOU SCARED ME AND I PEED AGAIN AND YOU SAY GIRAFFE!?!?!!?!

MmeGiry-Well, yeah

Meg-hehe...you peed





**This a reference to Edwards hunting. I mean really? They're vampires. Edward has super strength and speed and it shouldn't be that hard to catch a deer or something. If red-necks can do it, so can he.


-Did any one catch Breaking Dawn pt. 1? The best Twilight movie yet. The actors were at their best, Bella's dress was gorgeous, and so were the vamps. Okay, that was the fatest, ugliest animated baby though, I mean, when Edward pulled it out of her it must have weight like 30 pounds. But seriously, it was great. I greatly admire Kristen Stewart, it must be hard to do those scenes on Isle Esme(SOOOO EMBARRASING! even with Rob!) But it was great and I recommend everyone seeing it.

Totaly geeking out (not that I don't do that every other minute)

-Meg Giry

Episode#9

Phantom-Boy Harry, I'm so tired of all the drama going on right now. I'm taking Christine out for dinner

Harry-Yeah. Hermione, Ron and I are going on vacation. I kinda feel like a third wheel with them

Phantom-Like Raoul

Harry-And it's so on again/off again. BLAH

Phantom-.....Raoul is right. I can't understand anything you just said

Harry-(Sigh)

Episode#8-A Most Shocking Wedding

Meg Giry here, OMG BREAKING DAWN, BREAKING DAWN, BREAKING DAWN!! Okay, for those of you who are, or at one point were, sucked into the Twilight obsession, you know tonight is THE night. Move over Will and Kate, the REAL wedding of the century is about to begin. Tonight, Breaking Dawn part 1 is released to the world, and alas alack, this little albino must miss it, but she can see to tomorrow!! But in honor of Edward and Bella's wedding, I decided to post the wedding our little cast of character put together, so without further ado, Episode #8-A Most Shocking Wedding

(Meg and Luke are on their first date, they are nibbling on breadsticks like the lady and the tramp where the lips meet in the middle)

Luke-Oh Meg!I've never had this much fun in my life! and I've been on intergalactic journeys.

(Meg gives a girly giggle, though she is more engrossed with her breadsticks than with Luke)

Meg, I've been thinking about this for a long time...and I think I'm ready to take a big step in our relationship...will you marry me?!!?

Meg-(still in LaLa-breadstick-land)YES! YES MR. BREADSTICK MAN! I WILL! OH I WILL!

Luke-ahh...Meg. Meg! MEG! OH YES! Let us go! Make hast! Make hast! TO VEGAS

Meg-(now out of lala land)Huh? Oh...Luke I don't think I'm-WAHHHHHHWOW! (Luke yanks meg up by her arm and carries her to Vegas)
 LUKE PUT ME DOWN NOW

Luke-Why? My beautiful princess angel?

Meg-I don't know if I'm ready for such a commitment

Luke-WHAT!!?!??!.......but but but....you will marry me and you said so and I've already sent all the invites out

Meg-Luke....Luke...Luke...Luke Lukey give me some time I do like you...a lot I'm not ready for such  hard work

Luke-Lukey?!?.......................................................I understand but...how long will it take?

Meg-I'm ready!sooooo....................

Luke-sssooooooooooooooo
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Meg-KISS ME YOU FOOL! (Luke and Meg are in a heartbreaking kiss)
That was wonderful

Christine-What are you guys doing out here the wedding is going to start in one hour. Meg let me help you with your dress. Luke, Erik is waiting for you to help you chose and wear your tux.....go...come Meg.(Luke Leaves)

Meg-...I think that maybe we should postpone the wedding to...

Christine-(flustered and anxious, ready to Meg out of her life)NONSENSE! you will marry Luke. Because you love him....And you can move to Fiji! And nibble on breadsticks and other such things! (Christine takes Meg out to her dressing room and dresses her in a beautiful gown)

MmeGiry-How beautiful. My Meg! So young! Not that she needs to be older to wed... Oh I'll be quite! My angel...well now she's Luke's angel....

(Meg sits quietly through the girls fussing at her, anxious and shakey, she does not wish to wed Luke. Madame Giry leads her down the isle and Luke is waiting at the end, tearful at his beautiful bride. They say their vows)

Luke-I do. Forever.

Meg-I-I-I-I....I can't

Crowd-GASP

Meg-Luke, I love you. But I'm not ready...because...I'm...I'm...I'm...going to have...Voldemort's baby!

Crowd-GASP!

MmeGiry-Meg!

Luke-Really!

Meg-haha no! but you peed your pants!

Luke-aw crap...at least I have my breadsticks.But, Meg, how could you. I I I I love you

Crowd-aww

Meg- I love you to but I...I... can't do this. I need to have another adventure before I do this

Luke-Another! why do you need another?

Meg-Because I want to....ooo a breadstick

Edward-umm Christine will you marry me?

Bella-BUT YOUR DATING ME

Edward-that never meant we were exclusive and I know you have been making out with Jacob behind my back

Bella-Your right

Hermione-Will someone finish this soap opera because I have my own wedding to attend

Raoul-Ours?

Ron-BAAACCCKKK OFF BLLOOKE SHES MINE!

Raoul-(very slowly like Ron can't understand) I can't understand you dude. So I'm going to make out with hermininy. (Raoul grabs Hermione and makes her kiss him. She has a look of surprise, then shock, then she pushes him away and hits him with the killing curse, but some how he survives but is partially on fire)

AAAHHHHH GET THIS OFF ME

Ron-Go Hermione!

Hermione-thanks, that felt good

Christine-uhh HELP SECURITY


brb 2morow @ Edward and Bella's wedding.

Go home, smell ya later,
Meg Giry, wishing she could attend. SIGH...

Episode#7

(Meg has barricaded herself in the bathroom crying, no one loves her (she is enjoying breadsticks) the obly** bathroom)

MmeGiry-Meg! My angel, open the door!

Christine-Yes Meg! Pleas!

Meg-I'm not coming out until Christine's dead! Then everyone will love me! Well next to that
Her-my-own-ninny chick... Why do you even want me out of here Christine?

Christine-I HAVE TO PEE!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST DRANK A BIG SWIG AND ERIK TRIED TO KILL RAOUL AGAIN IT MADE ME ALMOST PEE AND- (Christine urinates on the floor) awww crap

Raoul&Phantom-ewww

Raoul-I always thought that dress was ugly! Now its even uglier!

Christine-YOU BOUGHT IT FOR ME!

Raoul-...Huh. Musta been on our on again off again stage...oh well

(awkward silence)

Phantom-...it was pretty ugly...



**Obly, my friends, was my funny little misspell, and I though I should share my funny little mistake with you. The real word was only and I hope your can laugh a little at this.
ALBINO OUT!
-Meg Giry

Episode#6

Voldemort-Madame Giry! Whats talk this talk of an opera ghost? Its ruining the attendance of my theatre!

MmeGiry-A ghost monsieur! He sits in box 5 every night, though i've never seen him

Voldemort-Thats not possible!

MmeGiry-I'm afraid so monsieur. And he wants his 20,000 franks by tomorrow. OPERA GHOST!

Voldemort-Its not short of shocking, he is mocking my position!

MmeGiry-In addition he wants money

Voldemort-What a funny apparition to expect a large retain and nothing gained he is clearly

Raoul-THE BALLERINAS, MEG, CHRISTINE, HERMIONE ARE ALL GONE!

Voldemort-Oh no! what will we do?

Raoul-Lets run out of the building  screaming like  little girls!!

Voldemort-Really? Meg was right you are a wimp

Raoul-Are you really going to listen to meg and we all know your brother stole meg, christine, and hermione. The ballerinas quit

Voldemort-Really? And they didn't tell me

MmeGiry-I know my darling Meg must be in terrible danger...

(At the Phantom's,The girls are getting massages)

Meg-Aaaaahhhh this is the life

Hermione-I don't ever want to leave

Christine-Don't get to comfortable, if you do he will be able to take control of you

Hermione&Meg-Really?

Christine-Yea so be aware

Phantom-But why would I want to hurt you three, your wonderful

All-Really?

Phantom-Really
***
Raoul-What are we going to do? all the pretty girls are gone!

MmeGiry-Im still here

Voldemort-OH MY GOD ITS TRUE!

MmeGiry-Is not!

Voldemort-Sorry madame giry...will you date me?

MmeGiry-eww no your deformed

Raoul-Nice, Giry!

MmeGiry-Will you date me?

Raoul-Eww no. Your old enough to be my mom! Your daughter is #2 on my list

Voldy-...
Mmeg-...
Both-What list?

Raoul-...My hot girl list

Both-ummmmmmm

Raoul-I guess, if all the pretty girls are gone...we could kiss....

(mme giry changes into a dress so that you can see her legs,...and her wrinkles)

OH MY GOD

MmeGiry-WHAT!? WHAT?!! IS THERE A SPIDER?!!?

Raoul-NO YOUR LEGS ARE HIDEOUS!!

MmeGiry-WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Slaps raoul) thats what you get for insluting my legs

Raoul-Well its ture, isnt it voldemort

Voldemort-True, very true. Oh and I call dbbs on meg

Raoul-Serious

Voldemort-No but i call dibbs on Christine though

Raoul-Really?

Voldemort-Really(like teenage girl on the phone

MmeGiry-What about meg? Doesn't she have a boy after her?

Both-No

MmeGiry-Why???

Raoul-Shes too dittzy

Voldemort-...and she is kind of crazy

MmeGiry-....You are both right, i am a little offended but your right(Boys are in disbelief) what??!?

Voldemort-Were just..........

Raoul-.........................shocked













-Meg Giry here, hope you get a laugh outta this. Lol. Most of you reading this are into POTO and I strongly encourage joining your local chorus program or music classes, and if you don't have one, START ONE!  Its so fun to be apart of it. It builds you up, breaks you down. Its where the freaks hang around. With all the criticism and pressure its the worst thing that can happen to a girl.

I highly recommend it.

From one albino to the next, keep on keepin' on,

Meg Giry

Episode#5

(All are in a conference room and look puzzled)

Christine-Why did Meg call us here?

Raoul-She said it was for some announcement

Phantom-Probably she's gonna tell us she's prego
(Raoul laughs, madame Giry is outraged)
...With Raoul's baby

Raoul-HEY!

MmeGiry-Not my baby girl

(Christine rolls her eyes)

Edward-Why am I here? Really?

(Meg enters tthe room, takes several deep breaths, then begins)

Meg-I thank you all for coming here today for I...I have confession. I'm i'm...i'm...imm...

Phantom-SPIT IT OUT!

Meg-IM NOT A NATURAL BLONDE

ALL-GASP

Mme Giry-Meg!How could you!I worked so hard to keep it a secret!

Raoul-Eww peroxide

Christine-(under her breath)i told you Erik. You owe me 20 bucks

Mme Giry-In other new, we have a new opera house owner. A Mr. Voldemort
(Enter Voldemort)

Phantom-Why,...it can't be..tom?

Voldemort-Erik?

Both-MY DEAR OLD FRIEND

Christine-eww whose that?

Phantom-My brother

Raoul-HAHAHAHAHA EWWWW! HAHAHA YOU HAVE A BROTHER?

Phantom-Yes, I have a brother

(Enter:Bella, all mad)

Bella-What are you doing here edward........I'm waiting

Edward-.........

Bella-Oh, I know your flirting in another time stream AGAIN

Edward-I'm sorry

Bella-Sorry won't cut it mister, we are going home, say goodbye cause we are going home...Oooo a breadstick... this is good...if there are more of these we can stay longer...where is the nearest hotel I am ordering more of these(Eating them on the way out)

Voldemort-Well I just dropped by I'm on the, um, run and I'm a wizard
(Harry, Luke, Hermione, And Ron jump in from a blue thingy, as my friend Christine Daae wrote it)

Harry-We've got you now Voldemort

Voldemort-AAAAAAHHHHH(Says the killing spell and harry and him battle while hermione and ron puts up a protection barrier and luke is on the floor eating breadsticks. The trio continute to fight voldy while luke eats the breadsticks, Meg's eye has been caught by the hot luke skywalker, jedi knight)

Meg-Ooo your cute. May I have some of your breadsticks?

Luke-No! Their mine! (to himself) the precious breadsticks. She wants the precious, but we's can't let her haves it...

Meg-still so hot

Raoul-Hey, Christine, is that her-my-ninny girl single? cuz if your dating Erik im just not gonna waste my time...

Ron-BAACKKE OFF BLLOKE!

Raoul-dude, whats wrong with your voice?

Ron-Whats wrong with yours?

Raoul-Tusche...But seriously I wanna make out with your girlfriend

Ron-We're not dating

Raoul-Hahaha and I gots money!!!Take that Weasley!

Ron-Fine! Then i'll snog Christine

Raoul-...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH DUDE! (Ron is snogging Christine) Um dude turn around (Phantom slips punjab lasso around ron and throws him out the window to his death)

Hermione-RON! YOU MONSTER, YOU JUST KILLED MY FINACE

Phantom-Thank you, do you want to make make out?

Hermione- uh, no. stuptify

(The Phantom falls into his lake, his mask fell off, hermione gasps
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Harry-Hermione whats wrong?

Hermione-He just killed Ron

Harry-NNNNOOOOOO RON

Ron-what?

Hermione-Oh ron your alive

Meg-Your cute can we makeout>

Ron-No, im engaged

Bella-Edward did you find us a hotel

Edward-no

Bella-Did you buy me more breadsticks

Edward-Yes, here

Bella-Yea yummy

Luke-Hey you (pointing to meg) get over here

Meg-ok why

Luke-I want to make out with you

Meg-Really?

Luke-No

Meg-No fair

Luke-Life isn't fair

Meg-Where have I heard that before?......Oooo a breadstick yummy!

Luke-NO MY PRECIOUS BREADSTICKS (sobs)

Meg-Its just a breadstick.....Wow what a wimp!(meg walks off)

Episode#4

Raoul-I can't believe I lost Christine

Meg-You have me

Raoul-I don't want you. I want Christine

Meg-Stop being such a baby, man up. So this is how you cry. How pathetic. You're a WIMP

Raoul-am not

Meg-am too

am not

am too

(Christine comes back to quietly grab her forgotten bag)

Raoul-don't move

Meg-who me?

Raoul-No not you her
(Christine panics then runs out of the room with raoul on her heels)

Meg-Hey wait for me! I want to be chased! aww they left me. Oh a breadstick (meg ate the breadstick)

***
Raoul-CHRISTINE!

Christine-AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER!!!

Meg- RAOUL COME BACK! I LUV YOU!I'LL BE YOUR STALKER

Raoul-(stops and looks puzzled)huh?

Meg-Nothing!

Christine-She saod she would be your stalker!

Raoul-Realy meg?

Meg-Maybe...yes

Raoul-Meg, I love you (he grabs meg and kisses her and Christine backs away) Love me, Meg... Thats all i asssskkkk ooffff yoooouuuu

Meg-(sings)SAAAAY YOU'LLLLLLL SHAAAARRREE WWWITTTHHH MEEEEE OONE LUUUVV, ONEEEE LIFFFETIMMMME!!(Meg sings like a dead bird and everyone covers their ears and screams)

Phantom-MEG SHUT UP!

Raoul-uugh. I luve Christine again

(Meg's lip trembles then tackles raoul and begins to kiss him)

Christine-...well alright then...

Phantom-Now we have each other...All alone...no one to bother us...we could get marrie-

Christine-don't even start with me Erik. (looks down at raoul and meg, who are still making out) umm should we help him?

Phantom-Naw...thats what he gets.

Christine-you could kill him and put him out of his misery

Phantom-REALLY?

Christine-nope, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Phantom-WHY DID YOU TRICK ME NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!

Christine-Really

Phantom-No why would i, I love you

Christine-Strange. well I'm going to help Raoul

Phantom-NO YOU WON'T(the phantom punches Christine and kidnappes her to his lair or hous or would it be cave?)

Raoul-Meg get off me

Meg-never i luv you too much

Raoul-(throws her off and runs after Christine)I WILL SAVE YOU CHRISTINE DO NOT WORRY

Christine-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Raoul-CHRISTINE CHRISTINE WHERE ARE YOU

Christine-HHHHHHEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Raoul-IM COMING DONT WORRY

Phantom-YOU WILL NEVER FIND HER NOW. I'VE HIDDEN HER IN A ROOM MADE OF CHOCOLATE

Raoul-chocolate room?

Phantom-Yep I have a chocolate room

Raoul-Wow you have many secrets

Phantom-yep

(Christien appears before Raoul and Erik. She is ghostly pale and her stomach is buldged)

Raoul-CHRISTINE

Phantom-ARE YOU

Both-PREGNANT

Christine-No, I just (burp) at all the (burp) chocolate...it waz yummy

Phantom-Yeah it was very rich

Raoul-Christine are those strach marks!???!!

Christine-No!I mean...AHHH umm.

Raoul-Shes fat now...I think i'll go make out with Meg and-(He turns around to see Erik kissing Meg)
REALLY??YOU CAN'T LET ME HAVE ANYTHING CAN YOU?

Phantom-HAHAHA VICOMTE!

Raoul-Meg, im so sad. I now have to go shoeshopping alone...for Armani and Goochi boots

Meg-ARMANI ARMANI!! (She outstreches her arms and drools for raoul(or rather his money))
***

(Ten days later Christine is on a treadmill, she has lost most of her fat and stretch marks)

Phantom-You look better already Christine

Christine-Thanks

Phantom-Would you lik italian tonight

Christine-No, a vegetarian place, i'm on a diet

Phantom-Can't we eat something fatting for one night

Christine-Well...ok

Phantom-Yes!!

Meg-Do you like my new fur coat and bag

Christine-No. Now go away and bring me Raoul

Meg-Okay...RAOUL CHRISTINE WANTS YOU!!!

Raoul-COMING

Edward-Christine, why don't you come out for dinner with me instead?

Christine-Who are you??

Edward-I'm....................Edward Cullen aka VAMPIRE!!

Christine-Edward Cullen? What kind of name is that...whats wrong with your teeth?

Edward-What about them?

Christine-Your cainine teetha re like 40 times the size of regular teeth

Edward-(Cries)I was beaten as a kid okay!

Christine-Well...so touchy...oOo a breadstick!

Edward-Your beautiful Christine

Christine-Thanks

Meg-do you think i'm beautiful?

Edward-No now shut up

Meg-no fair

Edward-Life isn't fair

Meg-Where have I heard that before?...hmmm Ooo a breadstick yummy

Episode#3

(Christine holds mask in hand and trembles away from the Phantom. He has one hand covering his distored face. Raoul rushes to the scene, fearing for Christine as he thinks she has pulled off his mask)
Phantom-CHRISTINE!NEVER WAX EYEBROWS AGAIN!
Christine-I'm so sorry please don't hurt me. Please don't.

Phantom-I won't if you marry me

Raoul-hey that wasn't in the bet

Meg-yeah

Phantom-well Meg you can have a count

Meg-I don't want a count! I want you!

Phantom-Too bad

Meg-No fair

Phantom-life isn't fair

Meg-where have I heard that before?

Christine-Umm...alright. I'll marry you

Raoul-BUT YOUR ENGAGED TO ME

Christine-that never meant we were exclusive

Raoul-...

Phantom-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA VICOMTE! you know I could kill you if you'd like...

Raoul-?!??!!?!!

Christine-I never liked you that much anyway. I only liked you cuz you were rich and popular and a good kisser...actually you were a little sloppy...

Raoul-kill me now

Phantom-Okay

Raoul-Not for real!

Phantom-awww

Meg-I'll marry you

Raoul-But I want Christine

Christine*sings*-I gotta say whats on my mind. Something about us doesn't seem right these days. Life keeps getting in the way. Whenever we try to have some plans its always rearanged. Its so hard to say, but I gotta do whats best for me. You'll be okay...I'VE GOT TO MOVE ON AND BE WHO I AM! I JUST DON'T BELONG HERE, I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND, WE MIGHT FIND YOUR PLACE IN THIS WORLD SOMEDAY. But at least for now...i gotta go my own way.

Raoul-What about us? What about everything we've been through?

Christine-WHAT ABOUT TRUST?

Raoul-You know I never wanted to hurt you

Christine-What about me?

Raoul-What am I supposed to do?

Christine-I gotta leave but I'll miss you

Raoul-But I'll miss you

Christine-So i've got to move on and be who I am

Raoul-Why do you have to go?

Christine-I just don't belong here...I hope you understand

Raoul-I'll try to understand

Christine-We might find our place in this world someday. but at least for now...

Raoul-I want you to stay...

Christine-I gotta go my own way. I gotta go my own way. I gotta go my own way....I have to go...*leaves*

(Christine runs off with the Phantom while Raoul weeps and Meg comforts him and curses the Phantom)

Epidsode #2

Christin-hmm. Should I spend the day with the the hot, genius, composer, mysterious Erik. OR... the rich, pompous, spoiled, hot Raoul....DECISIONS! DECISIONS!
Oh, I just can't choose. its so hard!

Raoul-Pick me! Pick me!

Phantom-No pick me!

Christine-Decisions, decisions...I say we duel with...*deadly music builds* BREADSTICKS!!

Raoul&Phantom-Breadsticks?!

Raoul-*hushed*I thinks she's lost it...

Phantom-I think girls that are crazy are hot

Raoul-Well I don't, you can have her

Phantom-Serious!!

Raoul-no...BREADSTICK WAR!

Phantom-FOR CHRISTINE

Christine-Wow. I have boys fighting over me....Take that Meg

Meg-Well imma blonde! Take that Christine! Cuz we all know in 1707 intelligence is not a wanted qualitty in a women, so I also have the upper hand!...wait a minute...

Phantom-she is pretty sexy

Raoul-yeah...

Both-FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH BREADSTICKS FOR MEG!!

Christine-REALLY?REALLY?!

Meg-MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Christine-Meg your evil

Meg-I know

Christine-Raoul, Erik! Don't fight over her. Fight for me, I am richer and better looking

Raoul-True

Phantom-Very true. How about whoever looses gets Meg and whoever wins gets Christine

Raoul-Okay

Chrsistine-yes take that Meg

Meg- No fair

Christine-Life isn't fair

O.G. soap opera

Greetings my curious  reader! I'd like to welcome you this blog. The story is a tid bit silly, and for this, your forgivness I implore. Once you read past the nonsense, the story unfolds quickly into a tale that will have you clicking on every week to see what happens to our odd little cast of characters.
My name? Ah, I wish I could tell you. Instead I will use my pen name, Meg Giry! My friend, Christine Daae and I have created this story to give you a laugh and to think about the facts of life.
Now, my friends, this story is not like most. It is simply a series of parodies about The Phantom of the Opera, Twilight, Harry Potter, Star War, Criminal Minds and much more. Now with out further ado, boys and girls, our story shall begin.
The year is 1707, in the paris opera house, and my friend, the Phantom has taken Christine....


Christine-BWAHHHHHHHH THE PHANTOM! SAVE ME RAOUL!!!....ow that hurt. why did you do that why why why WHY WHY!

Raoul-WHAT DID THE PHANTOM DO TO YOU CHRISTINE??
(The phantom sneeks up behind raoul and slips a lasso around his neck)

Phantom-haha! now that I kill you,Christine and I can have our own Romance Novel cover, The Pirate Composer!

Raoul-Really? The pirate composer? You come up with the weirdest names.

Phantom-do not

Raoul-do too

do not

do too
(goes on for a while)

Christine-Will someone save me?

(the boys break out swords. Raoul has won the sword fight against the phantom and holds the sword over him)

No Raoul! Not like this... Not this way.

Raoul- Christine! Erik hurt my arm!

Phantom-Did not!

Raoul- Did so!

etc.

Christine- Can't we just break up like normal people? No? Dang.

Phantom-That would be easier but duel to the death keeps us entertained

Raoul-he is right

Christine- well can someone win already cuz I'm getting bored.
(Raoul goes in for the death blow)

Phantom-Wait!We need to settle this like men.

Raoul-With swords?

Phantom-No. With lightsabers *swoosh*

Raoul-*swoosh*

Christine-Really?(Under breath) I picked some winners...

Welcome

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