Episode#73-Christine's Dirty Little Secret...I hope that she can keep it...

Christine-...good morning Raoul

Raoul-Christine! Thank God! I'm soooo sorry! I'll have a baby, if that's what it takes to keep you. You're too precious to let go

Christine-Oh Raoul!*sobs in his shoulder*

Raoul-Shhhh shhhhhh the doctor said I can leave soon and I can start working at McDonalds.

Christine-No...no...you never have to go back there....unless I want a bigmac when I'm pregnant with our child

Raoul-Okay....Oh you want one now!

Christine-Kinda yeah

Raoul-Okay I'm off!*skips off*

Christine-Oh Raoul...I'm so sorry. GET OUT OF ME YOU DUMB BABY!! I HATE YOU EMMETT!

Emmett-I can't take it out. You made a decision that night...there is one way to get the baby out...

Christine-What? I'll do anything!!

Emmett-You must be my bride.

Christine-...if that's what it takes

Emmett-my immortal bride

Christine-oh!! no...*sobs* yes...I'll do it *leaves*

Emmett-*calls* Hey Rosie...yeah she's pregnant...yes I know I should've picked a blonde...Well Meg's always prego...Yes well, kill her and you can have the baby. only for you...

Episode#72-Christine's Betrayal

Raoul-Christine...

Christine-My love, your awake

Raoul-ahuh

Christine-Baby...

Raoul-Yeah?

Christine-Meg's had so many kids

Raoul-so?

Christine-So why don't we try for a girl

Raoul-WHAT! What's wrong with you? Just cuz Meg can't stop doing the jiggly doesn't mean you can have another kid. And we haven't even slept in the same bed for years. Do you really want to try?

Christine-The jiggly? You're really not mature enough to say s-

Raoul-LALALALALALAL*Covers ears*

Christine-Fine.

Raoul-I just...I'm not ready for that

Christine-...what?

Raoul-I'm sorry.

Christine-N-no! I'm sorry!! I'll just have a kid with someone else and you don't even get to know who!

Raoul-Christine! Christine wait!!

****ON PHONE****

Christine-Hello? Yeah, I need a date. How much? 30? No...I don't have that much on me, 20? Sure, but it'll break me. Oh you little flirt. Yeah I'll be right over, Emmett.  This is great. And to think you had a crush on me this whole time! Bye baby.

*he comes in*

Emmett-Let's go my sexy kitten

Christine-Meow...

Emmett-Why do you need this?

Christine-...to get pregnant

Emmett-hehe. I can do that

Episode#71-Meg Meets Jasper

Meg-I'm here

Jasper-My lovely

Meg-...Jasper?It-It's not possible

Jasper-I thought so too, but some thing's holding me and it must be you. I haven't had to tell Alice yet-

Meg-She's dead.

Jasper-How pleasant...

Meg-Why? Why Jasper?

Jasper-I've already sent the children to your petty husband

Meg-Don't say that about him!

Jasper-Silence!*holds knife under her chin* Now let's do this and not the way housemaid little you would, do it like Meg Giry the oo la la girl would.

Meg-*sobs* No no noooo-ooo-ooo you can't rape me...

Jasper-Watch me. And I intend...to have children of our own

Meg-no...

Jasper-Yes

Meg-...There is one...

Jasper-Then we shall add to our family tree. Tell me of him later now...strip

Meg-*sobs*

****LATER****

Jasper-His name?

Meg-Mm?

Jasper-Tell me now.

Meg-...no.

Jasper-tell me now you ungrateful bitch!

Meg-Wahhh

Jasper-Tell me!*smack*

Meg-ummmm

Jasper-I grow weary...Fetch me clothes

Meg-Myself as well?

Jasper-No. You shall stay in these chains. go get dressed.

Meg-Yes.

Jasper-Yes...?

Meg-Yes sir? Master?

Jasper-Either. How about your highness? Lover? Ruler? Commander?

Meg-my liege thank you.

Jasper-Better...I want our son here

Meg-No...

Jasper-Yes and soon you will fall pregnant again. Ha! How lovely soon we have to wed, Mrs. Hale.

Meg-*sob*Wah



Meg is sorry this was so graphic but it would have been boring otherwise. It gets better, sorry again

-Meg

Episode#70-The Letter that Hale-d

Meg-Mmmmm

Reid-Hmm?

Meg-Good morning

Reid-Salutations my lovely bride and mother to my children

Meg-Where are they?

Reid-Last I checked, Dianne was asleep, Spencer was crying and Raven Lenore Lucrece AHHHH was picking her nose

Meg-Ah?

Reid-A-H-H-H-H

Meg-'kay, give them to me.

Reid-umm

Meg-I'm getting sick of that phrase

Reid-Where are they?

Meg-By you

Reid-nooooo

Meg-Oh my God...

Reid-There's a note

Meg-GIMMIE SHIMMIE

Reid-k

Meg-*Reads*My beautiful, vlumpous, blondie (okay) I have the kids and don't worry, I will never hurt them, but you must come to me before the setting sun in your oo la la girl attire or you shall never see the children again and I wish to recount our night of passion on Coney. This shall be lovely my darling, my life and my bride,

Doctor JJ

Reid-Meg, you can't go

Meg-and what! Let the kids go? I can't. You have to take them and hid them

Reid-no.

Meg-We couldn't be together Reid, you should have known it.

Reid-we can try

Meg-not without them

Reid-no!

Meg-I have to.

Reid-Meg, thank you for naming him Spencer.

Meg-You're going to be a great father

Reid-*sobs* don't leave me

Meg-*leaves*I'm sorry *sobs*

Episode#69-"CUZ I'M IN LABOR YOU IDIOT!!"

Meg-Ahhh Raoul...

Raoul-Hmmm?

Meg-Raoul...mmm

Raoul-oh um...k?

Meg-Call...Reid...

Raoul-Why?

Meg-CUZ I'M IN LABOR YOU IDIOT!!

Raoul-Oh, I couldn't even tell you were prego

Meg-Call!!!NOW!!!

Raoul-Oh right!

JJ-Imma doctor!

Meg-Oh thank you doctor-

JJ-Doctor H. Call me JJ

Meg-Thank you JJ

JJ-shh push

Reid-Meg!

Meg-Ahhhhh!!

JJ-a girl

Meg-Ah!!!

Reid-Dianne

Meg-AHHHHH

JJ-umm

Reid-Um!??!! My wife is giving birth in McDonalds and you say umm?

JJ-Umm, there is another baby

Reid-As in twins?

Meg-GET IT OUT!!! OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL

Dianne-Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Meg-Ahghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

JJ-shhh push, that's it, that's nice. You have a nice butt for a mom

Meg-CAN IT AND GET IT OUT!!!

JJ-A girl

Meg-Raven Lenore Lucrece AHHHH

JJ-such a creative name!

Meg-Idiots-ahhhhhh!!

JJ-Another baby

Reid-wow

Meg-Your gonna be saying wow after this when I kick you so we can't have any more kids ahhhh, ahh, oooo

JJ-A boy

Meg-Spencer...

Reid-Meg

Meg-No...I'm naming him Spencer

Reid-I couldn't ask for a better bride

JJ-She deserves someone better

Reid-Excuse me?

Meg-Shhh, just lay down with me and our babies

Reid-'kay

*they sleep and the screen shows the doctor taking off his mask JASPER HALE!*

Jasper-my Meg...I'm home

Episode#68-Raoul:Attacked by Ponies

Raoul-Umm Christine, over here

Christine-What is it Raoul?

Raoul-(kneels, opens a box with a ring) Christine, I know that we are married but I want you to know that I love you and will you marry me agaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(ponies trampled Raoul)

Christine-Oh. my. gosh. Are you okay?

Phantom-*runs in opens box* Will you marry me Christine?

Christine-Erik, I am a married woman

Phantom-Not if he's dead.

Raoul-I am alive if anyone wants to help me up

Phantom-No, we're good.

Christine-Oh, shut up Erik. Come on Raoul, get up. Take my hand. No that's my shoe, no that's a branch, not that's a punjab lasso. Raoul tha- wait. PUNJAB LASSO?! ERIK GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!

Phantom-Yes, Christine?

Christine-Why is there a punjab lasso on the floor?

Phantom-I don't know

Christine-Spill it.

Phantom-All right, I was trying to kill Raoul again, but the ponies weren't my idea nor did I do it.

Raoul-Again! Wait a minute. Are you the reason that my pants are too tight? Let me at him! My thighs have been in pain for years!

Christine-Raoul, calm down, your in no shape to fight. Let's all go home. Erik, late me and you are going to have a talk.

Phantom-Fine with me as long as there is kissing.

Christine-Ahh...

Phantom-Christine, I know how amazingly hot I am but you-

Christine-Your deformed.

Raoul-errrrrr

Christine-Raoul! Baby! *runs to him and kisses his forehead* are you okay?

Raoul-Just make sure Gustave doesn't see me this way.

Christine-You're such a good father.

Raoul-Say you love me...

Christine-You know I do.

Both-Love me, that's all I ask of-

Phantom-I HEARD THIS 11 YEARS AGO I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN! YOU SHALL BE MY BRIDE! *Takes Christine*

Gustave-Mother please!!

Raoul-Gustave stay back

Gustave-No! I have...ponies

*rides up with pony army*

PoNy-We are ready commander

Gustave-Good, Powderpuff onward

Phantom-AHHHHHH

Christine-Oooo!! Ponies!

Raoul-They smell like bacon

Dumbledore-They smell like undies

Gustave-Get out of here!!

Phantom-Ponies!! How did you know they were my weakness!

Gustave-Nothing...I just like ponies

Christine-I'm going to re-marry Raoul.*Phantom drops her* The love of my life

Phantom-My love for you will never die-

Christine-Mine did. When you tried to hurt my son. You don't deserve him. Raoul does.

Raoul-My Christine...

Christine-Hush, you are so weak. Sleep, my viscounte

Raoul-I'll work harder Christine.

Christine-I know, because now you and Meg have jobs at McDonalds

Raoul-Your kidding right?

Christine-Oh no. Enjoy flipping burgers.

Episode#67-Rosalie and Draco:The Never Loved Wedding

Faithful readers, I am sorry to say that I have not been on, and your forgiveness I implore. Season 4 is coming to a close and I hope to finish it soon. Reid has, of course, married Meg as she is carrying his child. The thing they didn't account for was the fact that the two people they love, may move on without them.
    The two, not knowing what to do, give themselves over to the selfish side and choose fight rather than flight.
They are planning to save each other. But is that what they want?



Rosalie-I do

Draco-I-

Reid-Draco!!!Malfoy!!!

Draco-Wha-

Reid-I refuse to let you steal my lady!

Rosalie-My hero *all southern like*

Reid- I shall now beat the poo out of you like a panda does a to a Norwegian mongoose!

Draco-Wha-whats wrong with you?

Reid-But first! I shall give the tongue to my lady!

Meg-*sobs quietly*

Christine-Shhhh its okay

Meg-I'm going to have another baby

Christine-I'm sorry

Meg-After this, how can he really love me?

Reid-And now, I shall kick the poo o-

Draco-AVADA!

Reid-*ducks*Dude!Whats wrong with you!!

Emmett-Noooooo!!What are you doing ROSALIE!!

Rosalie-Emmi!!!

Reid&Draco-Emmi? AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rosalie-*hugs him*I thought you *whispers and looks both ways*ate the llamas

Emmett-*sigh*She's always been a poet*they kiss*

Draco-Has she always been that blonde?

Reid-I never even noticed

Emmett-And you!

Reid-Meh!!

Draco-Geeeeehhh!!!

Emmett-Why were you hittin' on my lady?

Draco-Cuz she's hot

Reid-Dude, she came onto me. I have no confidence/testosterone

Emmett-*beats them up*

Christine-Erik!Aren't you gonna help em?

Phantom-Christine, I only got a lasso!!

Meg-Spence!!

Reid-Heh?

Meg-...fight

Reid-*stands up, takes dramatic breath, RUNS*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Episode#66-The Announcement

Reid-Hey, Meg, I'm back

Meg-*cries quietly, unaware of Reid*

Reid-Meg! What's wrong?

Meg-What?Oh, nothing, nothing...

Reid-Meggie, don't lie to me. I'm a profiler. I can tell if you lie

Meg-I know...

Reid-Spill blondie

Meg-...I hate this baby!

Reid-Because-It's mine?

Meg-Because you're only with me because you got me pregnant.

Reid-...Meg, that's so not true.

Meg-Yes it  is!*sobs*

Reid-No...From the moment I saw you, I knew this girl was a beautiful, talented-

Meg-Hooker!*sobs*

Reid-We've all done things we're not proud of

Meg-*sobs*

Reid-I'm going to get the mail, *leaves, enters* The fact that I'm going to have a baby makes me so happy and I'm so happy it gets to have you as a mother. Your not perfect, Meg, no one is. And I may not own a lightsaber or wand, but I know this. I will never stop fighting because, I love you, Meg Giry.

Meg-I love you too. So much. Let's go have -

Reid-You're prego

Meg-So?

Reid-Haha, very funny, c'mon open the mail

*she pulls out a letter, opens it and faints. Spencer catches her then reads the letter*

We have called to announce the engagement

of

Draco Malfoy

to

Rosalie Hale.

They will wed October 10th, 2011

Luv Rosie

Reid-...Omi God...

Episode#65-Meg:The Bride to Be

*Brides song plays and Meg comes out the door. Reid stands at the end of the trail, ready to except his bride. People whisper*

Phantom-Whoda thunk

Rosalie-*sobs* WHAAAAAAA

Harry-I bet she's prego

Ron-He probably paid her

Phantom-Once a prostitute always a prostitute. And who was that boy? Why did he leave?

Christine-Shush

Phantom-Christine, if anyone, you'll know. What happened?

Christine-Hush!

Meg-I do

Reid-I do

Parson-I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride, Mrs. Meg Giry-Reid

*The kiss, a brief peck on the cheek, they leave*

*********HONEYMOON***********
Meg-Spencer?

Reid-Yes?

Meg-What do you want to name the baby?

Reid-...Dianne.

Meg-That's stu-

Reid-Grrrr

Meg-...Sorry, how 'bout...Raven Lenore Lucrece Giry-Reid

Reid-Hehe

Meg-What?

Reid-I actually like it

Meg-Don't be so surprised, I have my moments

Reid-...I think I'm going to take off a 'lil longer.

Meg-Why?

Reid-...To be with my blushing bride and our baby. What if it's a boy?

Meg-...Spencer

*Slowly, he leans in to kiss her and they share a slow, passionate kiss. Spencer pulls away*

Reid-I-i gotta go. I'll be back tonight.

Meg-Spence?

Reid-Bye!*slams door*

Meg-I love you, Spencer Reid.

Episode#64-Alice's Last Stand

Alice-At last, Meg Giry, least loved by her mother, who crave a prima donna like Christine. Least appreciated by the deformed man who can spot true talent worlds away. Hated by the man who you killed with a single bullet! Did you enjoy it when he died? Did you like to see the fear in his eyes when he dropped cold?!

*Enter:Reid, Draco, Luke, Phantom, Raoul, unbeknownst to Meg*

Meg-Did you know, what he was doing at Coney?

Alice-No. It was FBI business.

Meg-I thought he told you...everything?

Alice-Well-

Meg-Did he tell you that he loved me? That he touched me...held me? That he go me pregnant

Alice-Where is it!? My baby!

Meg-He's well hidden, and when the time comes...he'll kill you and come back to me.

Alice-He did that so I could have a baby!

Meg-Is that what he told you? I thought not. He cheated on you. Because I had more, curves...more beauty. Bathing beauty...on the beach. See her practically GLOOWW!

Alice-Shut up!

Meg-And don't worry, I didn't love him. And he sure didn't love you. And when the time came, the hormones caused by his child and love making in my body caused him to die. And the bullet went through his torso and he died. So sad. But don't worry, he died in the hands of the woman he really loved-

Alice-Hissssssss

Meg-...me

Alice-ah!!!!*lunges, then a blonde boy bursts through the wall with an army of flying monkeys and knocks her out of the way. Alice stares*

Brian-You, are not my mom.

Alice-Jasper...

*Brian rips her head off and the monkeys light her on fire. He looks at Meg and they share a moment and he stalks toward her*

Brian-I couldn't let her hurt you *he runs into her arms*

Meg-My baby...my baby...

Brian-I-i luuuuuvvvvvv yoooouuu mommy *Sob*

Reid-I did my job...

Bella-Dude, you didn't do turtles.

Meg-That's not entirely true. *Brian falls asleep and all leaves, except for Reid*

I'm pregnant.

Reid-...We'll get married tomorrow. It-it is mine, isn't it?

Meg-Yes...yes.

Reid-Okay, I go get tickets for the honeymoon, you go get some rest.

Meg-Of course.

Reid-I don't love you, Meg. But, I'm a good actor can I expect you to do just as well

Episode#63-The Final Masquerade!

(MASQUERADE)

Reid-This is my date?

Rosalie-Hey...Whatevs.

Reid-Rosalie Hale?

Bella-Emmetts out, she's upset, so I thought it would satisfy the both of you

Reid-Oh well, (sarcastic) I guess I have to put up with the sexy blonde all night.

Bella-Have fun cowboy

Reid-Yee-haw!

***

Luke-Meg! Where have you been?I missed you, honey.

Meg-(makes computer noise) Can-not pro-cess re-sponse. Must con-firm with mas-ter

Luke-What? Meg, what's going on?

Draco-Hey! Skywalker! Don't touch her!

Meg-Don'-t touch her

Luke-Wha-

(Draco goes in for punch)

***

Reid-So...-

Rosalie-Shut. up....whatevs.

Reid-Do you like puppies?

Rosalie-Are you, like, gonna talk to me all night?

Reid-Well, I was planning on it, yeah.

Rosalie-Kill me.

***

(Luke catches Draco's fist, twists his arm and they continue to fight)

***

(Reid and Rosalie are in a full on make out)

Hermione-Reid!! Reid!! Do you have Draco's wand?

Reid-Eh, yeah. (Rosalie is still kissing him all over) Here, I got it while he was in the bathtub

Hermione-I didn't need to know that. IMPERIOUS!

Meg-Wahhhh! Breadsticks!!





Luke-What in the world is going on here!

Hermione-Draco kidnapped, Meg

Bella-And put the imperius curse on her

Edward-Alice is on a rampage

Hermione-And Spencer is here to protect her

Reid-...Hi

Bella-Emmett's hunting, so they're dating

Reid-What!

Rosalie-Evs! Hehe, get it? I made a joke! Didn't I?

Bella-Shhhh, rest your blonde brain

Rosalie-Okay

Luke-so...what does that have to do with me?

Christine-It means-

Meg-It means I love you both. But-

Christine-But?

Bella-But!

Rosalie-EWWW!  BUTTS!

Reid-...But, Meg?

Meg-I love you.

Christine-Really?!

Phantom-Omi Gosh! What a cliche!

Raoul-It's just like in New Moon, I'm gonna cry. Choose Edward, Meg!!!

Edward-Wait! Am I in this too!

Meg-No! What's happening?

Dumbledore-I'm gay!!

Luke-You're dead!

Draco-Why are you in this episode?

Dumbledore-Idk *poof*

Alice-Hehehehehehe. Look whose back!!

Meg-Ahh!

Reid-Meg! Get back!

Draco-Stuptify!

Luke-Use the force!!

Edward-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

Christine-Enough with the catch phrases! Aww she got away

Dumbledore-And I gotta pork chop!

Bella-Will you get out of here!!!

Dumbledore-...Fine!*walks out with his head hung*



Meg-Okay, what's going on?

Draco-Meg, sweetheart, dear, you were just about to come home with me,*whispered*Imper- WHERE IS MY WAND!!

Reid-*whistle*

Draco-*Points to Raoul* YYOOOOOOOOUUUU GIVE ME MY WAAAAANNNDD NOW

Raoul-B-but I didn't take it.

Reid-I did.

Draco-AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG *They fight*

Meg-Help them!

Christine-Please!

Phantom-PUNJAB LASSOS AWAY

Raoul-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOO

Phantom-That is still the strangest battle cry ever and it is sooo not manly

Edward-You said it, Erik.


***

Reid-Did no one notice I got away? Meg! Quick, follow me!

Meg-Where are we going?

Reid-The sewers. The distorted guy-

Meg-Erik!

Reid-Gave me a map

Meg-Cool

*Phantom's house*

I remember it here.

Reid-I-I don't like it.

Meg-The house?

Reid-The dark...because of the absence of light...Meg-

Meg-Hush, Spence, I didn't mean what I said

Reid-OH THANK GOD!!

Meg-WHAT!

Reid-T-that Todd! This kid, named Todd, sold me some socks, do you want some?

Meg-*Sigh* Spencer...I did that because...I'm tired and I can't keep hurting those boys. I can't go back to coney, I can't go back to Brian. I can't do anything. I'm sorry I drug you into it but, my life is in shambles and Spencer I-

Reid-I'll marry you. As a front of course. Then we can go our separate ways, the team will catch Alice, my work causes me to travel. We won't see each other much, so, does it matter?

Meg-Nothing matters anymore. I'm your wife if you'll take me.

Reid-I will. I'll be back so soon, you'll be safe here. I'll get us a horse then we will leave. *He goes*

Alice-hehehehe!

Meg-I knew you would come *sobs*

Episode#62-All In Reid's Hands

Christine-Meggie!!! I brought breadsticks!!!

Meg-*like robot* Hell-o Chris-tine.

Christine-Hey, you still look stiff from the ...(whisper)Pregnancy. Hey Spence!

Reid-Hey, Christine.

Christine-Are you coming to the Masquerade?

Reid-I don't know. If I can find a date.

Meg-I must ask the mas-ter.

Christine-Okay...

Reid-She's been like this all day...

Christine-Call Hermione and Bella.

*Several minutes later*

Hermione-Yes, it's the Imperious Charm.

Reid-Can you help her?

Hermione-Only Draco can undo it.

Bella-Or...Draco's wand

Hermione-He wouldn't trust anyone with it except...

Bella-Except...

Christine-Except...

Meg-Ex-cept

Reid-....Awww no! No way guys!...C'mon!...Fine, cretins.

Christine-I don't understand big words! Smaller please!

Reid-*sigh*

Christine-I know who you can go to the Masquerade with.

Reid-Who?...Who? Who!!

Episode#61-Silence By Imperious

Meg-I know your cheating on me

Draco-What? Never!

Meg-Then where did you go off to for 10 months?

Draco-A death eater convention. I already told you.

Meg-And what do you do at these Death Eater whatevs?

Draco-That is none of your concern as long as I feed you

Meg-Yes, it is because your seeing another girl

Draco-What!!

Meg-That's it. I'm leaving

Draco-You can't

Meg-Why can't I?

Draco-I'll kill you.

Meg-*laughs*yeah, and then you feel the wrath of my dad

Draco-...You don't mean

Meg-I do. Voldemort. So, you have two choices. Let me go or face my dad's evil. Your choice.

Draco-...There is another way

Meg-What?

Draco-This. Imperio!

Meg-Ahhhh-!!

Draco-Now, you will do whatever I say

Meg-*dreamily*'kay

Draco-Good, now you love me and your not ever allowed to leave the house, got it?

Megs-okkkaaaaayyyy

Draco-Good, now go to sleep.

Meg-okkkaaaaayyyyy

Episode#60-Draco's Dirty Little Secret

Reid-MEG!Meg!! *sigh*

Meg-Spencer Reid!!

Reid-Ahh!Waht!!!

Meg-I have been hiding for hours! Why did you not seek!??!

Reid-Meg, you have to tell me these things.

Meg-I thought you were smart! I mean, even Edward can read minds and all he has in his head is that GORGEOUS hair!

Reid-Excuse me, I happen to be-

Meg-Gay! I knew it!

Reid-I'm not gay!!

Meg-Denial isn't good.

Draco-Meg, stop hounding the gay homophob. Dude, it's okay. One day your gonna wake up and go whoa, I like dudes, and you can call my friend,Dumbledore.

Meg-Didn't he-

Draco-Shush!

Reid-This family is so weird...

Draco-Gotta go Meg-sters, bye babe.

Meg-b-*he leaves*He's always doing that lately. Why was the death eater convention 10 months?

Reid-Meg, *touches her hand* things like this...the leaving unexpectedly for long periods of time...he's-

Meg-He's cheating on me.

Reid-...Do you remember that date we had in Vegas?

Meg-Spencer, please don't even start-

Reid-No. That whole time, you loved Luke. I saw it in your eyes...but you weren't ready. He understands that. Draco's keeping you here, isn't he?...Isn't he?!

Meg-...Help please...*sobs*

Episode#59-A Surprising Return of Reid

*Ding Dong!*

Draco-Meg! Get the door!

Meg-'Kay! *opens door* You again?!!?

Reid-Yep

Draco-Who is it?

Meg-Dr. Reid! From the BAU!

Draco-The queer one?

Reid-I'm not queer!

Meg-The word means strange! Not...ya know...

Draco-G-

Meg-Not in my house!

Draco-...Fine.

Reid-Mr. Cullen called to alert me of your problem Meg.

Draco-What problem?

Reid-W-

Meg-NOTHING!

Draco-Okay, never mind. I gotta go Meggie. Love ya *leaves*

Reid-We're going to help Brian, and get Alice. She won't hurt you

Meg-I'm so scared...

Reid-This is- hard to do. And I have to ask you something...Do-do you...

Meg-Yes?

Reid-*sigh*Do you like my hair?

Meg-Spencer, let me put this delicately, NO ONE LIKES YOUR HAIR!! YOU NEED TO CUT IT!!! IT'S LONGER THAN MINE!!

Reid-Your really lucky I'm helping you

Episode#58-Draco's Return and a Supernatural Surprise...

Meg-Edward?

Edward-Yes?

Meg-Jasper,...he loved me very much

Edward-I know

Meg-I never meant to hurt him, but I never loved him...ever.

Edward-It's okay Meg, it's okay

Meg-Will I ever see him again?

Edward-Brian? Maybe. One day. Tanya and the other Denali's are watching him. They'll make wonderful mothers

Draco-Honey, I'm home!

Meg-Bye Edward!

Edward-Bye Meg *sneaks out*

Draco-Hey baby

Megs-Hi

Draco-I sent out all the wedding invites

Meg-Great,... is Luke coming?

Draco-Why would you want him there?

Meg-Closure

Draco-Okay honey

Meg-Draco-

*wicked laughter*

Draco-WHAT WAS THAT!*Jumps in front of Meg*

Alice-You killed him. Now I'm here

Edward-No, stop it!

Alice-Quiet Edward! She must die.

Edward-Alice, don't do this

Alice-I'll hunt her til her cold blood runs down my lips, understand? I'll be back Meg. So leave the light on for me *leaves*

Meg-Draco?

Draco-Oh my God...

Episode#57-Brian's Father

*Brian is now 8 days old, but looks several months old*

Meg-Hush, hush, my bouncy baby boy

Edward-...He doesn't look much like Luke, does he?

Meg-...I guess not

Edward-Looks like Jasper a little bit. Remember?

Meg-...Yeah

Edward-Yeah, looks just like him.

Meg-Oh...oh...O!!!Oh my God!!!

Edward-I knew it!!

Meg-Wah! No!

Edward-Why Meg?

Meg-...He's...Jasper's...*kisses Brian's forehead* Call the monkeys

***

WingedMonkey-We'll take care of him

Meg-Thank you.

Edward-Take him up to a clan called the Denali. They'll love him

WingedMonkey-'kay

Meg-Thank you, so much

WingedMonkey-What's his name?

Meg-Brian.

WingedMonkey-What kinda name is Brian?

Meg-I. LIKE. BRIAN!!!

WingedMonkey-Okay, lady, don't pee or nothin'

Meg-Bye Brian

Brian-Mama

Meg-*Bursts into tears*Bye baby!

*they leave*

No-o-o!!

Episode#56-The Baby's Coming

Meg-Christine, come quick...the baby's coming

Christine-Now?

Meg-The baby's coming!

Christine-Okay, I have to call up someone and Edward will be there soon

Meg-Who are you calling?

Christine-Glinda the Good. The good witch of the south. She will send flying monkeys to take your baby before Draco comes.

Meg-No! I've still got two months!

Christine-Then they won't take him til then
*hangs up*
*Incomes Edward*

Edward-Meg! Are you okay?

Meg-Why is there so much blood?

Edward-Its okay push, push.
*Out comes the baby*

Meg-What is it?

Christine-A boy.

Meg-Christine! You came...A boy. I'll name him...Brian.

Christine-What kind of name is Brian?

Meg-American

Christine-I hate America

Meg-Terrorist...can I hold him?

*Edward is having a spaz, the baby is trying to bite him*

Edward-No! There's something wrong! Meg, why is the baby a vampire?

Meg-What? No...no...no. It's Luke's baby...is it enchanted?no...*falls asleep*

Edward-Go on home Christine, I'll watch her.

Christine-*leaves*

Edward-What's wrong with you, Brian you could have killed her

Episode#55-Meg's Calling to Christine

Meg-*on phone* Christine? I need your help

Christine-Why me Meg?

Meg-I can trust you, we were best friends, remember? This baby...I have to protect it. From Draco. He'll hurt this baby, I can feel it. Draco will never let Luke in, but can you bring Bella or Edward?

Christine-Bella's in Cancun with Nessie, getting new hunting styles, I'll get Edward to come,'kay?

Meg-Thank you, Christine.

Christine-I'm coming for you Meg. I'm finally coming.

*Hangs up*

Draco-who was that?

Meg-Christine. Drakey, sweet heart, can we get married REALLY soon?

Draco-Of course lemondrop

Meg-And can I have some friends over?

Draco-Like who, cuddly woo-bop kins?

Meg-Like Christine, and Edward?

Draco-If it makes my sugar plum happy.

Meg-I love you snoogems.

*Draco swoops up Meg in a full on make-out. It's weird, she's fighting the kiss*

Meg-How do you feel about kids?

Draco-Oh,*between kisses* Well Scorps is enough right? I mean he's a handful and more would just be wretched.

*he stops kissing her*

Honey, I have to go away for a while, like 10 months, it's an annual death eater convention I'll be back and then we can get married. I promise *puts ring on her finger, then leaves*

Season4-Meg's Revelation-Episode#54-Meg's Dirty Little Secret

(Draco has imprisoned Meg. She sits at his feet looking very sad)

Draco-It didn't have to be this way Meg. You forced me to do this

Meg-...

Draco-Baby, I love you...and our breadsticks.

Meg-Drac-

Draco-HUSH!

Meg-Eh!

Draco-Hush...Daddy loves you Meggie, Draco loves you...Do you love Draco?

Meg-Yes

Draco-Yes, what?

Meg-Yes Master.

*a moment of silence*

Draco-You know, I wanted to marry you soon, but you seem so shaken-

Meg-No! The sooner the better.

Draco-...Yes. I agree. Why the change of heart?

Meg-No reason

Draco-*leaves*

Meg-No reason besides I'm pregnant.

Episode#53-HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!

 This is the final episode in season 3, and I was planing to release season 4, Meg's Revelation, In January, but for you feverent followers, New Year's may come early!


Ginny-Oh. my. God!!! Harrrryyyy!!!!

Harry-Wahhhhhht!

Ginny-I'm. so. fat. Don't I look fat? This dress makes me fat! wahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Harry-No, it doesn't, really, just-please sto-not really I just-Please. Be. QUIET!! STUPTIFY!!

Ginny-Meeh *muffled*

Harry-Whoops...what was the counter curse for that again? I'll say it backwards...YFITPUTS!!

*She catches on fire*

Harry-Kids were going out!

Episode#52-Luke VS Draco

Luke-Please, I beg you! Choose me. What does he, have to off-er you?

Draco-Her whole word, come and see, focuses on me. Doesn't it child?

Luke-Meg, Don't fall blind, come inside, let my powers shield you

Draco-Meg my dear, you wish to be free. Doesn't she? Look at me!!!

Meg-No!

Luke&Draco-In the end it will be me! I guarantee!

Meg-Please! Oh please!

Draco-You will choose me *leaves*

Luke-Think Meg. Think of me, of those cool winter nights we spent together. Our adventures. Isn't it time we leave it all behind? Come with me, leave this place behind.*leaves*

Meg-Twisted every way what answer can I give? Am I to risk my my voice to earn this chance for him (draco)? Can I betray the man who held me close at night (luke)? The one who gave me chills and this scarring bite?Luke kills without a thought. Draco murders all that's good. I know I have to choose and I don't want to. Oh God! If I could flee, I'd do it happily... but would I be? Truly?

Christine-Meg, Meg don't worry, I'm here, but go with he, the one that truly loves thee!

Episode#51-Return To Neverland

Meg-LUKEY

Luke-What?

Meg-I want to see tinkerbell

Luke-But, Meggie, you already have.

Meg-I want to see him er her again

Luke-Him?

Meg-Nothing

Luke-Your in love with tinker bell!!!

Meg-No I don't

Luke-Alright, If you you want tinker bell I'll go and get her

Meg-Yay! Okay, I'll wait here

*Luke is looking for Christine to help him*

Luke-Christine?

Christine-Yes?

Luke-AHHH oh it's you. You scared me

Christine-Hahahaha okay, what did you want me to do?

Luke-Find me a person to play tinker bell again

Christine-Okay here (throws tinker bell costume at him)

Luke-Wait! I'm going to play tinker bell?

Christine-Yep, no go get changed

Luke-...okay...(starts to get undressed)

Christine-Wait!!! Eww gross go and change away from me

Luke-Okay(comes in now changed) Are you sure Voldy couldn't do this

Christine-Yes, now hold still, this is for facebook *click* Perfect. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go find hahahhaha Meg haaaaaaahahahahhahahahha (luke leaves)

Episode#50-The Secrets Of Raoul's Swishilious Hair

Phantom-I figured out why how your hair fizzes out. Because of your blowout

Raoul-How?

Phantom-You wear wigs

Raoul-Do not

Phantom-Do too


(Goes on for a few minutes then the Phantom rips off the wig)

Christine-You-You wear a wig and you never told me? After ten years you think you know a guy

Raoul-It's not what you think

Christine-Yes, yes it is. You betrayed me. I-I might divorce you

Raoul-What? But with who?

Phantom-Me

Christine-No

Phantom&Raoul-With who

Christine-With him

(a man on parachute comes in)

James-With me

Raoul-Who are you?

Phantom-He is, of course since I am a huge fan,.........James Bond, Super Smart Super Spy!

Raoul-Who?

Phantom-Aggrrr

James-Yes, I am James Bond, you my friend may call me Mr. Bond...come Christine. We go TO VEGAS

Christine-Wait, why Vegas?

James-Vegas is what the Americans call Awe some

Christine-Oh, I'm french but okay. Bye boys

Both-Noooooo Christine. WAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOO CHRISTINE!

Episode#49-Luke's Stolen Engagement

(Luke and Meg are on a date. Luke is going to ask Meg something really important.....again)

Meg-That was such a good breadstick dinner Lukey. Thanks for taking me out

Luke-My pleasure (Luke is driving them to the beach. The sun is setting, it is very beautiful)

Meg-Lukey, why are we going to the beach?

Luke-You'll see

Meg-Lukey, what are you doing?

(Luke is on one knee, the sun behind him)

Luke-Meggie, I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time. I've asked you it before but you said yes and no, so I'm going to try again...........(brings out box within the box is a teddy bear holding another box which is holding a diamond ring) Meg, will you marry me?

Meg-Of course Mr. Breadstick man

Luke-Um Meggie, snap out of it

Meg-huh, what, oh. Oh, Lukey, I will marry you

Luke-Really, You will, well then. TO VEGAS ON DANCER AND PRANCER AND DONNER AND VIXON ( and you know the rest)


***

Meg-Whoa, how many breadsticks did I have?

Luke-A lot, why?

Meg-My breadsticks must've impaired my judgement. I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!

Luke-why??!!?

Meg-I don't love you! I'm taking a stand, I'm through with being a ditzy ballerina, I want to be free now.

Reid-Maybe I can help

Luke-Who are you?

Reid-Dr. Spencer Reid

Luke-The queer kid from Criminal Minds who voices Simon in Alvin and the Chipmunks

Reid-Well, yes

Meg-This isn't your episode! Get out of here! You can't just come in on a major episode and decide you wanna guest star! What's the matter with you?!

Reid-Sorry

Meg-Your sexy though

Luke-Yes.

Meg-.....

Reid-....

Meg-But seriously man, you make nerds, geeks, freaks and intelligence sexy

Reid-The-ah-blonde likes?

Meg-Oh yeah. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Reid-Pinyta party?

Meg-Errrr. Sure. *sad*

Reid-Oh year

Meg-*sigh* *they leave*

Luke-Again? Vegas isn't my city man

*girl comes up in Leia costume*

Girl-Or is it?

Luke-Dude, your dressed like my sister

Girl-That doesn't mean that it isn't sexy

Luke-*Sigh*

Episode#48-Gustave's Paternal Side

(Christine is sitting down at a table, waiting for Raoul. She has something important to tell him)

Christine-Raoul

Raoul-Yes dear?

Christine-I have confession to make

Raoul-Well, what is it?

Waitress-May I take your drink order?

Christine-I'll have a water

Raoul-Brand-(Christine gives him a look) I mean Diet Coke...What is the confession?

Christine-I don't know how to say it

Raoul-Come on, you can tell me

Christine-(takes a deep breath) okay, um (makes words come out really quickly)Gustave isn't your child, he's the Phantom's

Raoul-..............wait, what?

Christine-I said, that Gustave isn't your child he is............

Raoul-who who

Christine-He is Erik's

Raoul-WHAT (he faints)

Christine-Honey, honey! (Christine grabs water and throws it on Raoul who doesn't wake up)j

****

Raoul-You!

Phantom-What!

Raoul-You low down, insignificant, hell spawn demon!!!

Phantom-What!!

Raoul-My only child!!! And you took that away too?

Phantom-I have no desire to fight with you vicomte nor do I care to fight for you precious Christine.

Raoul-why?

Phantom-She chose you over me every time. Why?

***

Raoul-We, have all been blind and yet the answer is staring us right in the face. For if, Miss Daae sings, we are certain he will attend.

Voldemort-We are certain the doors are barred

MmeGiry-We are certain the police are there

All-The curtain falls, his rein shall end!




Phantom-...Dudes I live in the sewer, I can hear everything without being there, doofuses

Episode#47-I Think They Will Be Just Fine In Meg's Hands

(Harry and Ginny are eating at Asian Bistro)

Harry-How do you like your food, dear?

Ginny-Fine. I just worry about the kids. I hope Meg's okay

(At The Potter House)

Meg-KIDS CALM DOWN....DRACO, LUKEY, OPERATION CHEESY BREADSTICK

(Draco and Luke come in and pop cheesy breadstick into the kids' mouths and they fall asleep as soon as they finish chewing)

Meg-What did you do to them?

Draco-I put a sleeping potion in them

Meg-Sweet......now boys, put them to bed. I will show you their rooms.


(Back to Harry and Ginny)

Harry-I think they will be just fine.

Episode#46-Meg's Caffination

Meg-Okaaaaaaay. How about...Drakey.

Draco-Nope, Meg, we've been at this for hours. Luke said to meet him at box 5 at four and-

Meg-Why is it always box 5!! Why not box 6 or box 4! What? 4 isn't good enough for ya!!!

Draco-How much coffee did you have, Meg?

Meg-Do I really look that caffinated?

Draco-Yes.

Meg-Oh...Well...OHHHHH!!! MORE BREADSTICKS! NOMMM NOMMM! and sugar crash. (head falls smack on table and meg snores loudly.)

Draco-Of course. *drags her out of restaurant into the parking lot*

Luke-There's the coward. and he killed Meg!!

MmeGiry-Meg! My little Meg!!*Sobs*

Draco-No!! She's just caffinated!!

Luke-Kill the murderer of the Oh La La girl!!

Crowd-Rawr!!!

Draco-WAHHHH*runs and dumps Meg's body*

************20 minutes later***************

Meg-Ahhh. Where is every body?

*crickets*

Hello is anyone here?

(Draco comes in running with a bloody nose)

Draco-SHE IS ALIVE SO STOP TRYING TO KILL ME

Meg-Whose trying to kill you?

Draco-Your parents and Luke

Christine-LOOK THERE SHE IS KILL MEG

Draco-NOOO I WON'T LET YOU

Christine-Why?

Draco-Because I love her

Meg-Wow, I still don't know who to choose

Christine-No, I will (brings out a dagger and runs toward Meg)

Draco-STUPTIFY

Meg-Draco! You saved me!

Draco-*looks into her eyes all suave and dramatic like* Did I have choice?

Meg-Yes, and you were wonderful. I love you baby.

Draco-I love you too

*long kiss*


*in background, they can't hear him*

Luke-I gave you my breadsticks, helped you song take wing and now, how you've repaid me, denied me and betrayed me. He was born to love you, when he heard you sing, Meggie

*Back to the couple*

Meg-Say you'll share with me on love one lifetime

Draco-Say the word and I will follow you...

Meg-Share each day with me, each night, each morning

Luke-YOU WILL CURSE THE DAY YOU DID NOT DO, ALL THAT THE JEDI ASKED OF YOU!!!

Meg-We can't tell Luke about our secret relationship

Draco-Ooooooh!! Is this gonna be one of those rip offs of Christine and Raoul's All I Ask Of You scene?

Meg-Yes, now dance and sing like weird people

Draco-Lalalalalalalalalalala

Meg-Ahhhhhhhhhh! ahhhhhhhhhhh! ooooooo! ooooooo!

*spin in circles*

Luke-And I already ripped off the All I Ask of You (Reprise) so I think we're done here.

Meg-Cool. That's a wrap everyone!

Draco-I always wanted to do that!

Meg-Yes. It's all very exciting. Just don't pee.

Draco-Gotta.

Episode#45-Meg's Choice

(Meg and Luke and Draco are sitting at a table talking about very serious things)

Meg-I don't know who to pick. Why do I have to choose?

Draco-Because both of us wants very much to marry you so pick and if you can't we will duel to the death with (deadly music in background, fog rolls in the music gets more and more deathly (Meg shivers, Luke is holding a breadstick like a teddy bear)) BALLOON ANIMALS!!!!

Meg-...I can't see that becoming an obsession, can you Lukey?

Luke-No, I can't.

Draco-How come Luke gets a cute nickname and I don't

Meg-Because your name is very hard to work with. Listen......Dracoie. Not very good and I couldn't get used to it.

Draco-Awww hey, I know, Why don't we fight with-

Luke-WAIT my turn to say it (Deathly music comes in, oh you know drill see to description) CHEESY BREADSTICKS

Draco-That could work

Meg-It could work. It's is good and delicous

Draco-Horray for cheesy breadsticks

Episode#44-Puberty

Phantom-Come on Christine, one more date. Please.

Christine-No, I'm married. Ask me in two years, 'kay?

Phantom-Why two?

Christine-That's is probably when Raoul's going to snap and go back to his beer

Phantom-Good point

Gustave-Mom, can I go out tonight?

Phantom-This sounds familiar...

Christine-If you can stay awake, why?

Gustave-I'm taking Nessie out

Christine-You mean the crippled girl?**

Gustave-NO! My Nessie! D-don't y-you know who I-I'm talking about WAHHHHH

Christine-I b-believe Erik, that you need to talk to your son now

Phantom-Okay........son, your going through puberty

(Gustave faints)





**This is a reference to Wicked the musical, Nessarose, who is the wicked witch of the east, and is crippled

Episode#43-Return of Smurfer

Meg-Bye Draco

Draco-Bye Meg, I will never forget you

Meg-I will never forget you

Luke-MEG COME DANCE WITH ME

Meg-K! Draco, I will never ever forget you and I, like, Love you, don't you ever forget, got it?

Draco-*Laughs* Your an amazing girl, and if I ever need a babysitter, I'll call you

Meg-K, I love you, tell Scorp I loved him

Luke-MEGGIE COME DANCE PLEASE

Meg-K, bye Draco

Draco-Good-bye Meg, hopefully it won't be forever (vanishes in puff of smoke)

Meg-Wow

Luke-Meggie, I love you more than anyone. I couldn't live without you and oh do you want a breadstick?

Meg-Sure

Smurfer-I AM SMURFER. AND I STILL LIVE GIVE ME YOUR BREADSTICKS OR I TAKE CHRISTINE AND MEG

Raoul&Phantom&Luke&Draco-NOOO DON'T TAKE THEM

Smurfer-THEN GIVE ME YOUR BREADSTICKS

Voldemort-NOOOO ONE TAKES MY BREADSTICKS

Smurfer-THEN GIVE  ME BREADSTICKS

Voldemort-NEVER

Smurfer-(grabs meg and Christine)THEY WILL BE MY PERSONAL SLAVES AND DO WHATEVER I PLEASE GOOD-BYE HUMANS MWAHAHAHA

Luke&Draco-NO MEG I LOVED HER

Luke-When did you get here?

Draco-5 hours ago

Luke-Wow

Draco-We need a truce to save Meg

Luke-Deal

Phantom-We need a truce

Raoul-Why

Phantom-To save Christine

Raoul-Okay, Sooooooooo what do we do?

Luke-We fight

Draco-With...
*Simultaneously*

Draco-Wands

Luke-Lightsabers

Both-Grrrr!

Draco-I say wands!

Luke-Well I say Lightsabers!

Phantom-How about punjab lassos?

Raoul-Noooo, how about swords?

Phantom-LASSOS!
Raoul-SWORDS!
Luke-LIGHTSABERS!
Draco-WANDS!


Voldemort-ENOUGH!We fight for the breadsticks, with the breadsticks.

*pregnant pause*

Draco-TIE UP THE CRAZY DEAD GUY!!!

All-WAHHHHHHH

Raoul-Doodle doo!

Phantom-Dude! You have the suckiest battle cry!

Raoul-Your just jealous cuz I'm sexy and your deformed *does sexy dance*

Phantom-*sigh* What. an. idiot.

***

*The boys are headed into the cave with their weapons of choice*

Bella-*runs out* Haha! Okay, bye girls!

*Mysterious giggles*

Raoul-Bella? Why are you down here?

Bella-Why are you?

Draco-Because Smurfer took all our girlfriends.

Bella-Wait, wha-Ohhhhh. Okay, well your far far far away from him

Luke-Well? Where is he?

Bella-Dead you dorks, the girls faked the whole scene to go on vacation. This is the cave spa, you hobos. Gosh.

Renesmee-Hey, Mom?

Bella-Wazzap baby girl?

Renesmee-Can I stay out late tonight?

Bella-If you can stay awake, why?

Renesmee-Gustave and I are going out

Bella-Ah, No way, Jose. Come home now.

Renesmee-...NO!! THIS SUCKS!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!*Runs,...comes back*I love you Mommy, lets go home now...

Bella-Okkkaayy. Lets go-

Renesme-NOOOOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHH!....

Bella-Oh. my. God. She hit puberty.

*Boys all laugh as Bella stands like a statue.*

Episode#42-Dancing Through Life

This episode is based off of Wicked's DANCING THROUGH LIFE




(The managers (Armond and Firmin)(Armond was changed to Andre in the musical adaptations)Have weird mustaches and are leaving due to the opera ghost)

Armond&Firmin-We are leaving! You are the new managers!

MmeGiry&Voldemort-Yes!!!

Armond&Firmin-You two are nuts!!*bolts*

Voldemort-You know what we have to do to celebrate. I'll light the candles.

MmeGiry-I'll put on the sexy dress

Both-...MASQUERADE!!!

Voldemort-But don't wear that dress, it shows your legs

MmeGiry-Awwww

*shows everyone on the stage just talking. Raoul is flirting with Christine*

Raoul-The trouble with school's is, they're always trying to teach the wrong lesson. Believe me, I've been kicked out of enough of them to know. They want you to become less callow, less shallow. But, I say stop studying strife, and learn to live the unexamined liiiiifffffeee*Christine turns her head and the Phantom kidnaps Raoul and takes his place, disguised as Raoul, he continues to sing his solo*

Voldemort-So, whats the most swankified place in town?

MmeGiry-That would be the opera house ball room

Voldemort-Sounds perfect! Lets go down to the opera house ball room, we'll meet there later tonight. We can dance til it lights.Find the prettiest girl, give her a while. Let's go down to the opera house ball room, c'mon follow me. You'll be happy to be there dancing through liiiiifffeee!

Ron-M-mis-ss Christine? I was hoping you'd save one dance for me

Christine-Oh, thats so kind! but you know what would be even kinder (points to Hermione)See that tragically beautiful girl, the one with the HAIR. It seems so unfair, we should go on a spree, and not she, GEE! I know someone would be my hero, if that someone where to go invite her

Ron-I could invite her

Christine-Oh! Roody, you would do that for me?

*Edward and Bella*

Edward-So, I'll be picking you up around 8?

Bella-After all, now that we've met one another *+Edward* Its clear we deserve each other.

Bella-Your perfect

Edward-Your perfect

Both-So we're perfect together, born to be forever. DANCING THROUGH LIIIIIFFFEEE

Hermione-Oh Ginny! Isn't it wonderful? (While this is going on, the other girls are fight, there is a wrapped present from Luke, with something horrid in it)Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night, with this Weasley boy, Christine found for me. And I only wish there were, something I could do for her to repay her. Ginny see, we deserve each other, me and Ron. Ginny try to understand.

Ginny-I doooooooo

Hermione-Hey, Meg, Ginny and I were just talking about you

Meg-And I was just talking about you, I thought you might want to wear this hat to the party tonight (pulls witches hat from box) It's really, ah, sharp, don't ya think? You know black, is this years pink. Your deserve each other, this hat and you, your both so, ahhh, smart! You deserve each other so here, out of the goodness of my heart.

*Shows the ballroom, Christine with Erik and Raoul come out first. Then Hermione, Ron, Harry, Ginny.
Luke
Draco
Madame Giry and Voldy
Meg)

Luke-Ah, Meggie?

Meg-Yes?

Luke-Ah, Meg, I've got something to confess a reason why, well, Why I asked you here tonight now I know it isn't fair-

Meg-Oh, Luke, I know why

Luke-You do?

Meg-It's because my breadsticks are fresh and you wanted them, well isn't that right?

Luke-No, no. Its because-because. Because you are so beautiful

Meg-*Shakes Luke violently and dances to show her affection* Oh Luke! I think your wonderfull! and we deserve each other don't ya see this is our chance? We deserve each other, don't we Luke?

(Luke is several feet away and Meg thinks he is talking to another gilr)

Luke-You know what, lets dance

Meg-WHAT!?!!?!

Luke-Lets daaaaaaaannnnncccccccccccceeeeeeeeeee!!! *dancing with a breadstick. Meg throws the breadstick and takes its place in his hands*

Finally, you meet Christine

Hey, Christine. Sorry everyone, I'm sorry I couldn't be here soooner, it's just some more...............important matters came up, but I'm here now so let me tell you a little bit about myself. You know me by watching the blog that Raoul and Erik a.k.a the Phantom has a little crush on me....okay they're in love with but I secretly don't like either of them-well I do love them it's just I like someone else to....du da daaaaa Edward! It's just that Raoul's hair is tooo swishy and erik well he's not as young aw we make him out to be.....well back over to miss psyco pants who can't choose who to marry, you know its true. Well anyway....read the episode. Tell EVERYONE tell your mom, your dad, your sis/bro, your aunt's uncles t.v. show directors movie makers. Your dog's cats, the crazy cat lady who lives down the street tell everyone!!!!!....... well that took alot out of me....oh and one last thing, don't believe ANYTHING MEG TELLS YOU! and prepare to laugh or cry or be utterly disturbed in our next episode. I'm Christine.











Meggie's back and it's good to feel the click of plastic keys under my finger tips again. So, as you can see, Christine's writing style is much different than Meggie's. So you may or may not be able to tell the difference between episodes who wrote what but, it soon becomes very clear. Don't forget to keep coming on, Meg really appreciates it and she hopes you tell everyone. GTG

The Love Live's of Christine Daae and Meg Giry-Episode#41

*Everyone walks in through the doors of the opera house*

Christine-Home sweet home

Gustave-This is where you met father, both of them?

Christine-Yes, and right now, you need to hear the truth. We'll go back to my old dressing room and I'll tell you everything, I promise *leaves*

Edward-Do you remembered the room we stayed in?

Bella-It's gonna be the one with goat vomit.

Renesmee-Huh?

Bella-A story for later *they leave*

Harry-And this is where we hunted the great Smurfer

JamesSirius-Hehe

Ginny-Find something funny James Sirius?

LilyLuna-smurfer.

Harry-Oh hush Lily Luna, its past your bedtime

AlbusSeverus-Aw, Dad, do we have to?

Hermione-Do what your father says, Albus Severus

AlbusSeverus-Yes Aunt Hermione

Hermione-And anyway, it's Rosie and Hugo's bedtime too

Rose-Mommy, do we have too?

Hermione-Yes

*they leave*

MmeGiry-Do you think the managers position is still open, Voldy?

Phantom-It will be once the opera ghost starts up his letters again, eh Tom?

Voldemort-Haha, I do believe so brother, come Bartholomew *they leave*

Meg-Lukey, I missed you and that breadstick party was amazing

Luke-Your amazing

Meg-I missed that too, you

Draco-...what about me, Meg?

Meg-Ah, Luke, go to the room

Luke-Yes, baby *kwick kiss, then he leaves*

Meg-I do love you Draco, sooooo much, but right now, I have things to set right, maybe someday, we can be, but not now, not for a long time

Draco-Well, my wife is dead, I have to be a single dad, and my hot girlfriedn who still loves me just dumped me and said we can't be together til she's 800

Meg-You know that's not what I meant

Draco-Shush, just kiss me, just this once, and it has too last forever

Meg-*smiles*

(they kiss as tears run down their cheeks)