Meggie here made a slip. Looks like THIS is the last TRULY pointless one. Meg has checked. Okay, if you notice I talk in the third person a lot, it's because it's extremely fun. I do it all the time. TRY IT! not around adults though, I got tested for it once. Haha, but seriously, not kidding about the testing.
Bella-EDWARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RAN OFF WITH MEG!
Edward-Bella, love,I'm 110. I can't stay with you FOREVER! I get bored. And your a bi-polar goth chick who doesn't know how to brush her hair. When I left you went suicidal and the little friend you had ditched you. you HAVE no life outside of Jacob and myself.
Bella-NO TRUE! I like breadsticks! And those crunchy bacon strips that come in a yellow bag
Edward-Where did you get those?
Bella-At Jacob's house.
Edward-Bella, love, those are doggie treats.
Bella-oh
(Luke comes running in)
Luke-BACON!Gotta get that bacon!
Bella-Who wants a beggin' strip?
Luke-ME! I'd get it myself but I don't have thumbs!
Meg-*sigh*Raoul's pants are too tight
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