Tomorrow is the premiere of season 3 The Love Life's of Christine Daae and Meg Giry. I hope you all log on tomorrow in anticipation. It's going to be great. It'll make you laugh, parts will make you cry, other parts will make you wonder why you log on to reader this crap, just kidding. Anyway, don't forget to check onto Meggie and Christine's other blog, which I just got finished typing on and I'm too tired to type the name (see other blog to find out).
I really want to spill the beans about our next season, and ladies, if we have any team Jacob girls, you will be satisfied very soon. Edward is also taking the stage, but this season is mainly about Meg and Christine's hunk of men.
Raoul or Phantom? Luke or Draco? WHO WILL WE CHOOSE? Well-
Phantom-MEG SHUT UP! IF YOU TELL THEM NOW, THEY WILL NEVER COME BACK!
Meg-...fine.... Criminal minds is on tonight and I hope you all catch the sexy Dr. Reid. He is also going to make an appearance on the blog as well as his steamy counter-part, Derek Morgan. Brains or Brawn...Tell Meggie what you think! Post comments (and I will let some in, just no dirty ones please) I really love the 78 viewers that are constantly following, and I love you the 15 that already logged on today! Don't forget to click on the Love Never Dies episode, many of you have read it and you have said you loved it and I am so glad.
Gustave...everyone loves Gustave. The Phantom's adorable son who dates the bronze-hair-stunner, the daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen. You do get to watch Gustave grow up, in the current season Christine and I are working on, Gustave is 15 years old, dealing with the tragedy that is swirling in his wake, and his love Renesmee is...well, I can't tell you, but you'll be on the edge of your diaper that's for sure (see other blog to not be disgusted) I really hope you enjoy the new season and it gets even more amazing in season 4, which is filled to the brim with revenge, love, betrayal, lies, love, lust and blood. And a baby. I hope you enjoy it.
Meg hopes you are getting along with everyone, and I want you to go and give your best friend, or someone you love very much, a big, Meg, bear hug. Or tell that hot guy that he's but is sexy in those jeans. Or tell your lady friend her hair smells like the sun, works every time. Just share your love, look at me and Luke! Happy as can be! Besides the fact Draco and I were made for each other...and our babies would be blonde cuz you know with Luke there would always be that moment of doubt because his mom is brunette and-never mind.
Just give a lil' bit of Giry love.
ALBINO IS WISHING YOU WELL
<3 :P
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
NEWS!!! READ!! NOW!!!
How do you like my beginning grammar? You will be happy to know that season 3: the love lives of Christine Daae and Meg Giry will make its debut December 1 of this year (duh). Christine will intro the blog so you will final meet the breath-taking soprano of the century. (Congrats to her because she got a solo in choir which she sang beautifully) Anyway, there is a new blog, which is also on blogger, which involves this blog. Its Christine, Myself, and our other psycho friends. The blog is called, An Albino, A Nerd, A Bookworm, A Barbie, And A Princes. Yes I'm aware princess only has one 's', we ran out of room. Its just a look into our crazy lives, so don't forget to check that out. Anyway, It's fun, and full of spastic remarks from yours truly and I talk in the third person some more. OH MY GOSH!! I STOPPED! sorry, I've been doing it all day and couldn't stop, don't ask why. Anyway, It's great and I hope you read it.
In our next season, it's more matured and it's like the first season. We bring in more characters and I hope your keeping track. Christine and I are currently working on the 7th season, so keep coming back! We love our viewers and I love pizza!! Sorry, I had to say that.
I love the viewers, and I know Christine does. We are especially grateful to our Russian readers, who check on everyday. Meggie luvs you and wishes you luck and happy holidays. I hope its not too cold up there, I know it is here, snowing this morning( AMAZING) anyway, I love the readers up in Germany, and the ones in Alaska, and my little friends in the states. I hope you keep checking on and reading, your what keep my spirits bright. Don't forget to keep clicking on and we will have new episodes on Thursday.
Bye-bye
Giry luvs you cuz you are totally awesome!
Albino out
In our next season, it's more matured and it's like the first season. We bring in more characters and I hope your keeping track. Christine and I are currently working on the 7th season, so keep coming back! We love our viewers and I love pizza!! Sorry, I had to say that.
I love the viewers, and I know Christine does. We are especially grateful to our Russian readers, who check on everyday. Meggie luvs you and wishes you luck and happy holidays. I hope its not too cold up there, I know it is here, snowing this morning( AMAZING) anyway, I love the readers up in Germany, and the ones in Alaska, and my little friends in the states. I hope you keep checking on and reading, your what keep my spirits bright. Don't forget to keep clicking on and we will have new episodes on Thursday.
Bye-bye
Giry luvs you cuz you are totally awesome!
Albino out
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Episode#40-Love Never Dies
*In background*
Gangle-And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,, the command performance by Christine Daae!
Jasper-Christine! *runs into the theatre. There's an old lady in the front and he pushes her down for a chair*
Christine-Who knows when love begins, who knows what makes it start, one day it's simply there, alive inside your heart...
(camera angle moves to back stage showing Gustave in a darkened corridor, and a gloved hand reaches out for him and pulls him back)
LOVVVVEEEE NEEEEVVERRR DIESS!! (Song ends(sorry I didn't give you the whole song))
*backstage*
Phantom-Ah, Christine, my Christine. What a triumph you gave me tonight, my Christine, all the dark silent years now set right, ah, Christine.
Christine-The song was beautiful, it sounded beautiful, every note every word. And it felt beautiful and I felt beautiful.
Both-Lost in the music once more. feeling it rise up and soar, alive once again!!
*In Christine's dressing room, there is a note labeled for Christine, she reads aloud*
Christine-"Little Lotte, I beg you, forgive me. Little Lotte, ah what fools we once were long ago in our youth in Paris at the opera. Romantic Idiots. Now I must go, our choices are made. The opera is done, and those notes have been played, may your angel of music watch over you now and give you what I wish I gave you some how,
Yours,
In regret,
Raoul."
***
Christine-...Gustave
Phantom-What is it?
Christine-Gustave! Gustave! He should be here, he was meant to be here!
Phantom-It's that idiot, Raoul. Why I'll kill that drunken fool, that he dare take this child, a child that isn't his. MR. SQUELCH!
Squelch-Sir?
Phantom-Seal the port, blockade each rode, call in every favor that I'm owed, I'll be damned if he leaves this isle!!!
Squelch-The vicomte DeChangy left here, in a carriage, saw with my own eyes sir. There was no one with him
Phantom-Are you quite certain he left here alone?
Squelch-Sir was there anyone else here backstage?
Phantom-Yes-....Yesssss. Madame Giry, she was here, with her viscous little sneer and that comment she made- the ungrateful back-bitting snake! She's been grievous indeed! She'll get hers now garunteed! Go now quickly bring her 'round, bring the boy back safe and sound. Then I'll tear her LIMB FROM LIMB!
***
MmeGiry-What is the meaning of this? How dare your minions manhandle me in this fashion, I demand an answer.
Phantom-The boy woman! What have you done with him?
MmeGiry-T-The boy! You think I took the boy! Why would I do such a thing? You think I don't know who he is? All these years...who has been faithful more than I? No one! All these years, how can you think I'd hurt that child. All these years, I've been mother to you and Christine as much as my daughter, do you think I don't know how it hurts, to see ones own child fall to harm?!!
Phantom-Gustave!?! Gustave!? GUSTAVE!!
Fleck-Sir? I just passed Meg's dressing room, it was empty as a tomb, but her mirror was smashed, all in pieces on the floor
Phantom-Meg...
MmeGiry-Oh my God
Fleck-And I saw her down the hall, pulling someone pale and small and she looked all about and then scurried out the door
MmeGiry-God, I left her so destroyed please who knows just what she thought, I'm afraid she's come undone. But she won't hurt him, Meg would never hurt him, how could she hurt him...
Phantom-I know where they've gone, but we must hurry
MmeGiry-In that crowd? There are millions of people out there!
Christine-Gustave, my poor Gustave...
Phantom-There's no time to wait!
Christine-Gustave!! *the begin to scour coney and head to the pier. The screen moves to show Meg, holding Gustave underwater*
Gustave-Please Miss Giry, I want to go back, I want my mother...
Meg-The world is hard the world is mean. It's hard to keep your conscience clean
Gustave-Please, your hurting me
Meg-The sea is calm, the sea is gray, it washes everything away
Gustave-I can't swim!
Meg-Don't worry, it's almost over. Sink into the deep, blue and cool and kind, enjoy fluffed sleep, let the past unwind, leave the hurt behind.
Phantom-Let go of him!
Meg-Not another step!
Phantom-Let go of him or I promise you-
Meg-Not another word!Always wondered how to make you watch, well watch me now! I took a little trip to coney island. I took a little trip because of you. I did as mother said, and followed where you lead, and tried to do what little I could do. Well here's the way it works on Coney Island. They make you pay for every little crumb. I gave what they would take, I gave it for your sake, now look at me and see what I've become. Bathing Beauty on the beach, bathing beauty in her dressing room. Bathing Beauty in the dark. On their laps, in their arms in the beds!
MmeGiry-Meg, my little Meg
Phantom-What are you saying?
Meg-Who helped you raise the money? Who helped the permits come through? Who greased the wheels of your high-flying deals, bought you time when the bills came to. Who swayed the local bosses, carried favor with the press, no, not her. And who kept singing? Desperate for your favor? Who kept dancing? Hoping you would save her? Who kept dying and this is what you gave her!!! (pulls out gun and points it at Gustave) Now that I've got your attention at last, here's the big finish and then you can go.
Phantom-...Give me the gun Meg. Give me the hurt and the pain and the gun Meg. Give me the blame for not seeing the things that you've done Meg. Give me the chance to see you clear at last
Meg-See me clear at last?
Phantom-You feel ugly, you feel used, you feel broken, you feel used. Ah, but me, I can see all the beauty underneath
Meg-Y-yes
Phantom-You've been robbed of love and pride, been ignored and pushed aside. Even so, I still know there is beauty underneath
Meg-Yes
Phantom-Diamonds never sparkles bright, if they aren't set just right beauty sometimes goes unseen we can't all be like Christine
Meg-Christine? Christine? (arms flailing)!? ALWAYS CHRISTINE!!*POW the gun has been shot and hits Jasper in the chest*
No! I didn't mean to!
Renesmee-Uncle dear, say something, say anything!
Gustave-Where's papa he should be here! Where's papa?
Christine-Your father, your real father...Go to your room and pack, we're going home
Gustave-*nods and leaves*
Phantom-Your leaving?
Christine-*nods*
Phantom-No Christine, no! Once upon another time, I knew how our story would end. I had a taste of joy, the most I ever knew. Now there isn't anytime and somehow our story is done...What about me? What am I to do?
Christine-Just love, just live, just give what you can give. but right now, Raoul and Gustave need me. Had you asked for me, begged for me those years ago, we wouldn't have this problem today, but trust me, we are all to blame. Remember, love never dies, kiss me one last time. *they share one long kiss then break apart. Gustave returns*
Gustave-I'm ready mother
Meg-We're coming too. The oh la la girl has to die sometime. Meg is forever.
*the board the Atlantic queen. Raoul sees Christine and runs to her and they share a heart breaking kiss*
Gustave-I guess this is good-bye
Renesmee-I guess so I-I-I (she runs into his arms and kisses him)
I just wish this wasn't goodbye f-forever...............Mother, Father can we pleas go back with them, pretty please?
Edward-If it really means that much to you
Renesmee-Yay!
(Christine and Meg)
Meg-(crying) C-C-Christine I-i'm so sor-ry. I-I will find a way t-to make it up to you
Christine-It's okay Meg, stop crying...calm down calm down...take deep breaths in out. Good feel better?
(meg nods)
Meg, I think someone is here to see you
Meg-Luke, LUKE LUKEY LUKEY (Runs over) Luke I've missed you so much I can't tell you in words how much I missed you I-I-I love you more than anyone (they kiss)
Voldemort-Alls ell that ends well...and why am I still in this tinker bell costume...all though it does make me look manly...er don't you think so Giry
MmeGiry-Yes, yes I do............NOW KISS ME YOU FOOL
(They kiss)
Phantom-Christine are you sure there is nothing I can do to keep you here with me?
Christine-Yes, I'm sure
Phantom-Can I come back with you and Raoul and I can fight over you with breadsticks again
Christine-Sure, just don't say breadsticks around Meg and Luke
Luke-Did someone say breadsticks?
Meg-Yes, and I still feel cold from when you bit me
Luke-I'll keep you warm (they snuggly)
Harry-Ginny, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?
Ginny-Maybe, if you buy me alot of breadstick. Alot of breadsticks and let me have a breadstick party on the boat now
Harry-Okay EVERYONE BREADSTICK PARTY IN 5 MINUTES.....accio breadsticks accio party stuff accio party food...
Meg&Luke-YAY BREADSTICK PARTY YAY
Gangle-And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,, the command performance by Christine Daae!
Jasper-Christine! *runs into the theatre. There's an old lady in the front and he pushes her down for a chair*
Christine-Who knows when love begins, who knows what makes it start, one day it's simply there, alive inside your heart...
(camera angle moves to back stage showing Gustave in a darkened corridor, and a gloved hand reaches out for him and pulls him back)
LOVVVVEEEE NEEEEVVERRR DIESS!! (Song ends(sorry I didn't give you the whole song))
*backstage*
Phantom-Ah, Christine, my Christine. What a triumph you gave me tonight, my Christine, all the dark silent years now set right, ah, Christine.
Christine-The song was beautiful, it sounded beautiful, every note every word. And it felt beautiful and I felt beautiful.
Both-Lost in the music once more. feeling it rise up and soar, alive once again!!
*In Christine's dressing room, there is a note labeled for Christine, she reads aloud*
Christine-"Little Lotte, I beg you, forgive me. Little Lotte, ah what fools we once were long ago in our youth in Paris at the opera. Romantic Idiots. Now I must go, our choices are made. The opera is done, and those notes have been played, may your angel of music watch over you now and give you what I wish I gave you some how,
Yours,
In regret,
Raoul."
***
Christine-...Gustave
Phantom-What is it?
Christine-Gustave! Gustave! He should be here, he was meant to be here!
Phantom-It's that idiot, Raoul. Why I'll kill that drunken fool, that he dare take this child, a child that isn't his. MR. SQUELCH!
Squelch-Sir?
Phantom-Seal the port, blockade each rode, call in every favor that I'm owed, I'll be damned if he leaves this isle!!!
Squelch-The vicomte DeChangy left here, in a carriage, saw with my own eyes sir. There was no one with him
Phantom-Are you quite certain he left here alone?
Squelch-Sir was there anyone else here backstage?
Phantom-Yes-....Yesssss. Madame Giry, she was here, with her viscous little sneer and that comment she made- the ungrateful back-bitting snake! She's been grievous indeed! She'll get hers now garunteed! Go now quickly bring her 'round, bring the boy back safe and sound. Then I'll tear her LIMB FROM LIMB!
***
MmeGiry-What is the meaning of this? How dare your minions manhandle me in this fashion, I demand an answer.
Phantom-The boy woman! What have you done with him?
MmeGiry-T-The boy! You think I took the boy! Why would I do such a thing? You think I don't know who he is? All these years...who has been faithful more than I? No one! All these years, how can you think I'd hurt that child. All these years, I've been mother to you and Christine as much as my daughter, do you think I don't know how it hurts, to see ones own child fall to harm?!!
Phantom-Gustave!?! Gustave!? GUSTAVE!!
Fleck-Sir? I just passed Meg's dressing room, it was empty as a tomb, but her mirror was smashed, all in pieces on the floor
Phantom-Meg...
MmeGiry-Oh my God
Fleck-And I saw her down the hall, pulling someone pale and small and she looked all about and then scurried out the door
MmeGiry-God, I left her so destroyed please who knows just what she thought, I'm afraid she's come undone. But she won't hurt him, Meg would never hurt him, how could she hurt him...
Phantom-I know where they've gone, but we must hurry
MmeGiry-In that crowd? There are millions of people out there!
Christine-Gustave, my poor Gustave...
Phantom-There's no time to wait!
Christine-Gustave!! *the begin to scour coney and head to the pier. The screen moves to show Meg, holding Gustave underwater*
Gustave-Please Miss Giry, I want to go back, I want my mother...
Meg-The world is hard the world is mean. It's hard to keep your conscience clean
Gustave-Please, your hurting me
Meg-The sea is calm, the sea is gray, it washes everything away
Gustave-I can't swim!
Meg-Don't worry, it's almost over. Sink into the deep, blue and cool and kind, enjoy fluffed sleep, let the past unwind, leave the hurt behind.
Phantom-Let go of him!
Meg-Not another step!
Phantom-Let go of him or I promise you-
Meg-Not another word!Always wondered how to make you watch, well watch me now! I took a little trip to coney island. I took a little trip because of you. I did as mother said, and followed where you lead, and tried to do what little I could do. Well here's the way it works on Coney Island. They make you pay for every little crumb. I gave what they would take, I gave it for your sake, now look at me and see what I've become. Bathing Beauty on the beach, bathing beauty in her dressing room. Bathing Beauty in the dark. On their laps, in their arms in the beds!
MmeGiry-Meg, my little Meg
Phantom-What are you saying?
Meg-Who helped you raise the money? Who helped the permits come through? Who greased the wheels of your high-flying deals, bought you time when the bills came to. Who swayed the local bosses, carried favor with the press, no, not her. And who kept singing? Desperate for your favor? Who kept dancing? Hoping you would save her? Who kept dying and this is what you gave her!!! (pulls out gun and points it at Gustave) Now that I've got your attention at last, here's the big finish and then you can go.
Phantom-...Give me the gun Meg. Give me the hurt and the pain and the gun Meg. Give me the blame for not seeing the things that you've done Meg. Give me the chance to see you clear at last
Meg-See me clear at last?
Phantom-You feel ugly, you feel used, you feel broken, you feel used. Ah, but me, I can see all the beauty underneath
Meg-Y-yes
Phantom-You've been robbed of love and pride, been ignored and pushed aside. Even so, I still know there is beauty underneath
Meg-Yes
Phantom-Diamonds never sparkles bright, if they aren't set just right beauty sometimes goes unseen we can't all be like Christine
Meg-Christine? Christine? (arms flailing)!? ALWAYS CHRISTINE!!*POW the gun has been shot and hits Jasper in the chest*
No! I didn't mean to!
Renesmee-Uncle dear, say something, say anything!
Gustave-Where's papa he should be here! Where's papa?
Christine-Your father, your real father...Go to your room and pack, we're going home
Gustave-*nods and leaves*
Phantom-Your leaving?
Christine-*nods*
Phantom-No Christine, no! Once upon another time, I knew how our story would end. I had a taste of joy, the most I ever knew. Now there isn't anytime and somehow our story is done...What about me? What am I to do?
Christine-Just love, just live, just give what you can give. but right now, Raoul and Gustave need me. Had you asked for me, begged for me those years ago, we wouldn't have this problem today, but trust me, we are all to blame. Remember, love never dies, kiss me one last time. *they share one long kiss then break apart. Gustave returns*
Gustave-I'm ready mother
Meg-We're coming too. The oh la la girl has to die sometime. Meg is forever.
*the board the Atlantic queen. Raoul sees Christine and runs to her and they share a heart breaking kiss*
Gustave-I guess this is good-bye
Renesmee-I guess so I-I-I (she runs into his arms and kisses him)
I just wish this wasn't goodbye f-forever...............Mother, Father can we pleas go back with them, pretty please?
Edward-If it really means that much to you
Renesmee-Yay!
(Christine and Meg)
Meg-(crying) C-C-Christine I-i'm so sor-ry. I-I will find a way t-to make it up to you
Christine-It's okay Meg, stop crying...calm down calm down...take deep breaths in out. Good feel better?
(meg nods)
Meg, I think someone is here to see you
Meg-Luke, LUKE LUKEY LUKEY (Runs over) Luke I've missed you so much I can't tell you in words how much I missed you I-I-I love you more than anyone (they kiss)
Voldemort-Alls ell that ends well...and why am I still in this tinker bell costume...all though it does make me look manly...er don't you think so Giry
MmeGiry-Yes, yes I do............NOW KISS ME YOU FOOL
(They kiss)
Phantom-Christine are you sure there is nothing I can do to keep you here with me?
Christine-Yes, I'm sure
Phantom-Can I come back with you and Raoul and I can fight over you with breadsticks again
Christine-Sure, just don't say breadsticks around Meg and Luke
Luke-Did someone say breadsticks?
Meg-Yes, and I still feel cold from when you bit me
Luke-I'll keep you warm (they snuggly)
Harry-Ginny, I'm sorry, can you forgive me?
Ginny-Maybe, if you buy me alot of breadstick. Alot of breadsticks and let me have a breadstick party on the boat now
Harry-Okay EVERYONE BREADSTICK PARTY IN 5 MINUTES.....accio breadsticks accio party stuff accio party food...
Meg&Luke-YAY BREADSTICK PARTY YAY
Episode#39-Enter: Jasper Hale
(Edward and Bella are walking, holding hands)
Edward-Oh my GOSH
Bella-Edward, what? what?
Edward-Jasper
Bella-Jasper?
Jasper-Edward, what are you doing here?
Edward-We are watching some friends perform but what are you doing at Coney?
Jasper-I'm trying to find a girl called Christine Daae, the info is confidential but I heard she was in grave danger
Bella-(gasp) Christine, but what has she done to anyone
Jasper-Actually nothing but the FBI has been watching Coney closely because they are unsure about things.
Edward-When did you start working for the FBI?
Jasper-Um, well, lets see (slowly puts up fingers, counting).........Five minutes.
Edward-Wow
Bella-.............strange
Jasper-Well, I've got to find her, if you where she is, please tell me
Bella-O...o...pick me
Jasper-Bella
Bella-she's at Mr.Y's place on the other end of town
Jasper-Thanks Bella
(as Jasper leaves he runs into Meg, they lock eyes and she winks and leaves and he follows her out)
Edward-Oh my GOSH
Bella-Edward, what? what?
Edward-Jasper
Bella-Jasper?
Jasper-Edward, what are you doing here?
Edward-We are watching some friends perform but what are you doing at Coney?
Jasper-I'm trying to find a girl called Christine Daae, the info is confidential but I heard she was in grave danger
Bella-(gasp) Christine, but what has she done to anyone
Jasper-Actually nothing but the FBI has been watching Coney closely because they are unsure about things.
Edward-When did you start working for the FBI?
Jasper-Um, well, lets see (slowly puts up fingers, counting).........Five minutes.
Edward-Wow
Bella-.............strange
Jasper-Well, I've got to find her, if you where she is, please tell me
Bella-O...o...pick me
Jasper-Bella
Bella-she's at Mr.Y's place on the other end of town
Jasper-Thanks Bella
(as Jasper leaves he runs into Meg, they lock eyes and she winks and leaves and he follows her out)
Episode#38-Before the Performance
(In Christine's dressing room. Gustave hums the song in his head while Christine gets ready)
Gustave-oohhhhh
Christine-Gustave, could you hand me those earrings? The diamond ones on the left. There, how do I look?
Gustave-You look so beautiful, so very beautiful, like a queen in a book.
Christine-You two are beautiful, so very beautiful, once this performance is through, we'll spend sometime, just us two, wont that be fun!
*Quietly, enter:Raoul*
Gustave-Father! Doesn't mother look lovely tonight?
Raoul-Indeed she does, like the first time I came to her dressing room door
Christine-And look at you Raoul!
Raoul-*laughs*
Christine-You look just like that handsome boy in the opera box, the one who would always toss me a single red rose
Raoul-Please Gustave, if you don't mind, would you wait outside a while?
Gustave-May I go exploring? By myself
Christine-Yes, but stay backstage my dear, when I'm finished, meet me here
Gustave-I will *Leaves*
Raoul-*Kneels at her feet* Since our wedding day, things have gone astray
Christine-Raoul-
Raoul-I'm not proud of the way that I've acted
Christine-We've both been-
Raoul-The demands I've made, all the hopes miss layed, I'm aware of the price they've exacted. Though, I've no right to ask you to, there's one thing more I'd have you do, If you love me as I love you
Christine-Anything darling
Raoul-Don't sing the song dear
Christine-What! But Raoul
Raoul-You have to know somethings terribly wrong dear.
Christine-But I have to do this. It's what we agreed to
Raoul-That hell, spawn demon. He's had us playing his game all along dear.
Christine-Let me just get through this, listen, please, I need to.
Raoul-You need so much, its true, and I've denied you. You need the man you knew, back here beside you. You'll have him back, I vow, just ask it of me, but we must leave here now, if you still love me
Christine-...You mean it Raoul, truly?
Raoul-Booked a passage for three on the Atlantic queen and it leaves in an hour and lets be on it for both our sakes, and the child's. Leave this place behind *leaves*
Phantom-He knows his love is not enough, he knows he isn't what you need. He knows your made of finer stuff, I think on that, we're all agreed. It's time to leave him in the dust, it's time to be who you should be, its time to do now as you must, and set the music in you free. In moments, mere moments, drums will roar. There you'll stand just like before. The crowd will hush and then in one sweet rush, I will hear you sing once more. And music, our music, will swell and then unwind. Like two strands of melody, AT LAST ENTWINED!Will fill us, complete us, make us whole, seal our bond forever more. Tonight for me, embrace you destiny, let me hear you sing once more. *leaves*
Christine-Twisted every way, what answer can I give? I know I can't refuse and yet I wish I could, oh God...
*flash back to 1707 when Christine must sing for the Phantom*
Raoul-Christine, Christine, don't think that I don't care, but every hope and every prayer rests on you now
Gustave-oohhhhh
Christine-Gustave, could you hand me those earrings? The diamond ones on the left. There, how do I look?
Gustave-You look so beautiful, so very beautiful, like a queen in a book.
Christine-You two are beautiful, so very beautiful, once this performance is through, we'll spend sometime, just us two, wont that be fun!
*Quietly, enter:Raoul*
Gustave-Father! Doesn't mother look lovely tonight?
Raoul-Indeed she does, like the first time I came to her dressing room door
Christine-And look at you Raoul!
Raoul-*laughs*
Christine-You look just like that handsome boy in the opera box, the one who would always toss me a single red rose
Raoul-Please Gustave, if you don't mind, would you wait outside a while?
Gustave-May I go exploring? By myself
Christine-Yes, but stay backstage my dear, when I'm finished, meet me here
Gustave-I will *Leaves*
Raoul-*Kneels at her feet* Since our wedding day, things have gone astray
Christine-Raoul-
Raoul-I'm not proud of the way that I've acted
Christine-We've both been-
Raoul-The demands I've made, all the hopes miss layed, I'm aware of the price they've exacted. Though, I've no right to ask you to, there's one thing more I'd have you do, If you love me as I love you
Christine-Anything darling
Raoul-Don't sing the song dear
Christine-What! But Raoul
Raoul-You have to know somethings terribly wrong dear.
Christine-But I have to do this. It's what we agreed to
Raoul-That hell, spawn demon. He's had us playing his game all along dear.
Christine-Let me just get through this, listen, please, I need to.
Raoul-You need so much, its true, and I've denied you. You need the man you knew, back here beside you. You'll have him back, I vow, just ask it of me, but we must leave here now, if you still love me
Christine-...You mean it Raoul, truly?
Raoul-Booked a passage for three on the Atlantic queen and it leaves in an hour and lets be on it for both our sakes, and the child's. Leave this place behind *leaves*
Phantom-He knows his love is not enough, he knows he isn't what you need. He knows your made of finer stuff, I think on that, we're all agreed. It's time to leave him in the dust, it's time to be who you should be, its time to do now as you must, and set the music in you free. In moments, mere moments, drums will roar. There you'll stand just like before. The crowd will hush and then in one sweet rush, I will hear you sing once more. And music, our music, will swell and then unwind. Like two strands of melody, AT LAST ENTWINED!Will fill us, complete us, make us whole, seal our bond forever more. Tonight for me, embrace you destiny, let me hear you sing once more. *leaves*
Christine-Twisted every way, what answer can I give? I know I can't refuse and yet I wish I could, oh God...
*flash back to 1707 when Christine must sing for the Phantom*
Raoul-Christine, Christine, don't think that I don't care, but every hope and every prayer rests on you now
Episode#37-Bathing Beauty
In this episode, you will be introduced to 3 new characters, The Mighty Squelch, Dr. Gangle, and Miss Fleck. These are the 'freaks' that live in the Phantom's freak show. We tried to cut them out so that there would be less confusion among viewers (much to my disliking) but this episode would not happen. So enjoy Phantasma's freaks!!!! This is also my big episode, Meg gets to do her performance "Bathing Beauty". She's counting on your cheers.
-Meg Giry
Squelch-LADIES,...GENTS!
Gangle-You good sir!
Fleck-And you my friend
All-Everyone!
Gangle-Time for fun!*snorts*
Fleck-ha.ha.ha.
Gangle-Here, tonight, bringing in the season's end
Fleck-Misssster Y'ssssss Lassst Surpise!
All-Starting soon upon our stage! The performance of the age!
Squelch-Wonders and astonishments for your delectation's
Gangle-Marvelous, odometer's of his own creations
Squelch-Plus a finale to sweep you away
*+fleck* Brought from Pari to perform just one day!
*+gangle*COME SEE THE BREATH-TAKING CHRISTINE DAAE!!
Squelch-Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Y is pleased to present to you, his final surprise of the season
Gangle-A command performance by Christine Daee the most heavenly diva of this, or any age
Fleck-But for those of you, whose taste is a little more, Earth bound
Squelch-The sweetheart of the midway!
Gangle-The oh la la girl!
Fleck-The incomparable
All-Meg Giry!!
*Meg comes out in bathrobe with back up singers*
Meg-I took a little trip to coney island, to get away from the city sprawl, I couldn't bare to chose, which bathing suit to use, so goodness me, I guess I brought em all! But when at last I got to Coney Island, and found myself a spot upon the sand, I noticed something strange; there was not place to change
Girls-Ought oh!
Meg-And so I asked my friends to lend a hand...Girls?
(The back up dancers stand by meg and strip off the bathrobe to reveal her in a tank top and short shorts)
Girls-Ahhhh. Oooooo. Bathing Beauty take a look at you!! Bathing Beauty, on the beach, bathing beauty say 'Hello!' what a cutie, what a peach!Bathing beauty, watch her go! Posing under her parasol, she is what you call a real spectacle. Prim and proper with class and poise, she's got the boys at the plenticall. Bathing Beauty on the beach, see her practically glow!! Wearing a smile and giving Coney Island, the bathing beaut of the show!
(girls surround Meg as she changes into various bathing suits)
*hushed*
Girls-Bathing beauty one the beach-
*Meg pops out*
Meg-Stripes!
Girls-Oh!*goes in and changes*What a cutie, what a peach
*pop*
Meg-Spots!
Girls-Oooo!*goes in* Bathing beauty! *Meg flings out a top* Oooo! Bathing Beauty! *out flies bottoms* Oooo! *pop*
Meg-Checks?
Girls-Checks?...Checks, Checks! Checks! Checks!!
*Meg flings off her top before the girls cover her*
Meg-Oops?
*Music builds and the girls repeat the chorus of bathing beauty as Meg dances*
*Later*
Meg-Mother did you watch? Everything is sold! Mother can't you tell? The new routine, it went so well! I worried just a touch, that it might have been too much, just a bit, well rather FREE! but just listen to that crowd, why they've never been so loud, screaming only for me!
MmeGiry-Meg...
Meg-Aaaaaaannnndd thhhhe Master must've heard, every note and every word. Mother tell me did he see?!!?
MmeGiry-Meg stop it!
Meg-Even he will now conceive I'm the only one he'll need!-Mother whats wrong?
MmeGiry-...Meg sweet fool, you did all that you could, charming, bright and yet still not enough
Meg-What-what do you mean?
MmeGiry-How you danced, they're all entranced, yes all but the one whose entrancement we sought.
Meg-He wasn't there?...
MmeGiry-Where poor girl do think that he was? Yes, that's right in with her all along
Meg-With Christine?!!?
MmeGiry-Dreaming of their son, their love to smitten to share you one moment of thought
Meg-But you said...
MmeGiry-All that you gave him, it's all been a waste
Meg-YOUR WRONG!
MmeGiry-ALL THAT YOU GAVE HIM IT'S ALL BEEN A WASTE!
Meg-Don't say that!
MmeGiry-Now he has them, as for us, we have both been replaced
Meg-*sobs*No-ooo-ooo
-Meg Giry
Squelch-LADIES,...GENTS!
Gangle-You good sir!
Fleck-And you my friend
All-Everyone!
Gangle-Time for fun!*snorts*
Fleck-ha.ha.ha.
Gangle-Here, tonight, bringing in the season's end
Fleck-Misssster Y'ssssss Lassst Surpise!
All-Starting soon upon our stage! The performance of the age!
Squelch-Wonders and astonishments for your delectation's
Gangle-Marvelous, odometer's of his own creations
Squelch-Plus a finale to sweep you away
*+fleck* Brought from Pari to perform just one day!
*+gangle*COME SEE THE BREATH-TAKING CHRISTINE DAAE!!
Squelch-Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Y is pleased to present to you, his final surprise of the season
Gangle-A command performance by Christine Daee the most heavenly diva of this, or any age
Fleck-But for those of you, whose taste is a little more, Earth bound
Squelch-The sweetheart of the midway!
Gangle-The oh la la girl!
Fleck-The incomparable
All-Meg Giry!!
*Meg comes out in bathrobe with back up singers*
Meg-I took a little trip to coney island, to get away from the city sprawl, I couldn't bare to chose, which bathing suit to use, so goodness me, I guess I brought em all! But when at last I got to Coney Island, and found myself a spot upon the sand, I noticed something strange; there was not place to change
Girls-Ought oh!
Meg-And so I asked my friends to lend a hand...Girls?
(The back up dancers stand by meg and strip off the bathrobe to reveal her in a tank top and short shorts)
Girls-Ahhhh. Oooooo. Bathing Beauty take a look at you!! Bathing Beauty, on the beach, bathing beauty say 'Hello!' what a cutie, what a peach!Bathing beauty, watch her go! Posing under her parasol, she is what you call a real spectacle. Prim and proper with class and poise, she's got the boys at the plenticall. Bathing Beauty on the beach, see her practically glow!! Wearing a smile and giving Coney Island, the bathing beaut of the show!
(girls surround Meg as she changes into various bathing suits)
*hushed*
Girls-Bathing beauty one the beach-
*Meg pops out*
Meg-Stripes!
Girls-Oh!*goes in and changes*What a cutie, what a peach
*pop*
Meg-Spots!
Girls-Oooo!*goes in* Bathing beauty! *Meg flings out a top* Oooo! Bathing Beauty! *out flies bottoms* Oooo! *pop*
Meg-Checks?
Girls-Checks?...Checks, Checks! Checks! Checks!!
*Meg flings off her top before the girls cover her*
Meg-Oops?
*Music builds and the girls repeat the chorus of bathing beauty as Meg dances*
*Later*
Meg-Mother did you watch? Everything is sold! Mother can't you tell? The new routine, it went so well! I worried just a touch, that it might have been too much, just a bit, well rather FREE! but just listen to that crowd, why they've never been so loud, screaming only for me!
MmeGiry-Meg...
Meg-Aaaaaaannnndd thhhhe Master must've heard, every note and every word. Mother tell me did he see?!!?
MmeGiry-Meg stop it!
Meg-Even he will now conceive I'm the only one he'll need!-Mother whats wrong?
MmeGiry-...Meg sweet fool, you did all that you could, charming, bright and yet still not enough
Meg-What-what do you mean?
MmeGiry-How you danced, they're all entranced, yes all but the one whose entrancement we sought.
Meg-He wasn't there?...
MmeGiry-Where poor girl do think that he was? Yes, that's right in with her all along
Meg-With Christine?!!?
MmeGiry-Dreaming of their son, their love to smitten to share you one moment of thought
Meg-But you said...
MmeGiry-All that you gave him, it's all been a waste
Meg-YOUR WRONG!
MmeGiry-ALL THAT YOU GAVE HIM IT'S ALL BEEN A WASTE!
Meg-Don't say that!
MmeGiry-Now he has them, as for us, we have both been replaced
Meg-*sobs*No-ooo-ooo
Episode#36-And, So it Begins...
(Christine and Hermione were talking, when Raoul bursts in)
Christine-Raoul, what is it?
Raoul-Um, you cannot sing tonight
Christine-Why ever not?
Hermione-I'll go get Gustave *leaves*
Raoul-Umm because I just don't want you to and umm and if you could relive the moment I got you from Erik would you...you...pick me again?
Christine-*thinks*No I wouldn't but to make him happy I will put on a forced smile* Of course I would, but why would you ask?
Raoul-Umm no reason.......and do you have any cash on you
Christine-Here's a twenty
Raoul-Thanks (runs out of room)
Gustave-Hey what did I miss?
Christine-Nothing
Gustave-Nothing ever happens
Christine-No, stuff does happen just...grown-up things
Gustave-No fair
Christine-Raoul, what is it?
Raoul-Um, you cannot sing tonight
Christine-Why ever not?
Hermione-I'll go get Gustave *leaves*
Raoul-Umm because I just don't want you to and umm and if you could relive the moment I got you from Erik would you...you...pick me again?
Christine-*thinks*No I wouldn't but to make him happy I will put on a forced smile* Of course I would, but why would you ask?
Raoul-Umm no reason.......and do you have any cash on you
Christine-Here's a twenty
Raoul-Thanks (runs out of room)
Gustave-Hey what did I miss?
Christine-Nothing
Gustave-Nothing ever happens
Christine-No, stuff does happen just...grown-up things
Gustave-No fair
Episode#35-Devil take the Hindmost
One of Meggie's all time fav's. This is practically word for word the song from the musical. It's a fun song to sing with your friends (draw sticks to see whose the Phantom and whose Raoul) fun song, I suggest you put it on your iPod or MP3 or get on uTube and listen. Fun song. I'll shut up and type the story now.Alfright, Imagine this, Raoul's drunk out of his mind and the bar tender just left him to well, be drunk. Any way, its like the bar scene from star wars, but with hot dudes.
Raoul-Sir! I'm not afraid of him! I've bested him before...and if he ever had to courage to meet me face to face! Man to man!
Phantom-Not afraid of me you say?
Raoul-S-stay back! Or I'll kill you, I promise you!
Phantom-Ah, of course. As you say you've beaten me before, but that was a long time ago, Vicomte, and we were playing a different game. Look at you, deep in debt, stinking drunk, pitiful. Shall we two, make a bet? Devil take the hindmost?
Raoul-Look at you! Foul as sin! Hideous, horrible! Call the stakes! Deal me in! Devil take the Hindmost!
Phantom-Our Christine, shall choose tonight.
Raoul-Let her choose
Phantom-Is she yours or mine?
Raoul-Draw the line!
Phantom-If she sings, you lose tonight
Raoul-I won't lose!
Phantom-You leave from here
Raoul-Fine!
Phantom-Disappear
Raoul-And if she won't? If I win?
Phantom-All you debts, wiped away
Raoul-Very well, lets begin
Both-Devil take the hindmost
(simeltaniously)
Phantom-Old game, its change, every chance, risking her. All the rules, rearanged. Fate has redesigned most.
Raoul-You think you have the odds, you think you in control. You think you've fixed the dice, well I will gladly roll. I'll bet against the hous, I'll even double down. Fortunes on my side, I won her long ago, I won her from you then, I'd wager even now, I'll win her back again and-
Phantom-Cut the deck, let us play, roll your die, once again
In the end
Raoul-Either way!
Both-Devil take the hindmost
Now Christine, shall choose at last. Is she yours or mine!
Raoul-We've a son. Our bonds secure
Phantom-Are you sure?
Raoul-What
Phantom-Are you so sure
Raoul-What do you mean?
Phantom-Such a child, strange to see, different, musical
Raoul-Huh?
Phantom-Is he more? You or me, which one do you find most?
Raoul-You lie!
Both-devil take the hindmost!!
Phantom-SHE WALKS, YOU LEAVE TOGETHER, POCKETS FULL, DEBTS PAYED. SHE SINGS, ...you leave alone. Devil take the hindmost...
*leaves*
Raoul-My God. What have I done?
Raoul-Sir! I'm not afraid of him! I've bested him before...and if he ever had to courage to meet me face to face! Man to man!
Phantom-Not afraid of me you say?
Raoul-S-stay back! Or I'll kill you, I promise you!
Phantom-Ah, of course. As you say you've beaten me before, but that was a long time ago, Vicomte, and we were playing a different game. Look at you, deep in debt, stinking drunk, pitiful. Shall we two, make a bet? Devil take the hindmost?
Raoul-Look at you! Foul as sin! Hideous, horrible! Call the stakes! Deal me in! Devil take the Hindmost!
Phantom-Our Christine, shall choose tonight.
Raoul-Let her choose
Phantom-Is she yours or mine?
Raoul-Draw the line!
Phantom-If she sings, you lose tonight
Raoul-I won't lose!
Phantom-You leave from here
Raoul-Fine!
Phantom-Disappear
Raoul-And if she won't? If I win?
Phantom-All you debts, wiped away
Raoul-Very well, lets begin
Both-Devil take the hindmost
(simeltaniously)
Phantom-Old game, its change, every chance, risking her. All the rules, rearanged. Fate has redesigned most.
Raoul-You think you have the odds, you think you in control. You think you've fixed the dice, well I will gladly roll. I'll bet against the hous, I'll even double down. Fortunes on my side, I won her long ago, I won her from you then, I'd wager even now, I'll win her back again and-
Phantom-Cut the deck, let us play, roll your die, once again
In the end
Raoul-Either way!
Both-Devil take the hindmost
Now Christine, shall choose at last. Is she yours or mine!
Raoul-We've a son. Our bonds secure
Phantom-Are you sure?
Raoul-What
Phantom-Are you so sure
Raoul-What do you mean?
Phantom-Such a child, strange to see, different, musical
Raoul-Huh?
Phantom-Is he more? You or me, which one do you find most?
Raoul-You lie!
Both-devil take the hindmost!!
Phantom-SHE WALKS, YOU LEAVE TOGETHER, POCKETS FULL, DEBTS PAYED. SHE SINGS, ...you leave alone. Devil take the hindmost...
*leaves*
Raoul-My God. What have I done?
Episode#34
(in Mr.Y's office)
Meg-Tell me did you watch!? Tell me that you saw! Did you hear the crowd, the way they cheered, I hope your proud! Did you like the new routine, was it passable I mean? I can change a thing or two...WHAT SHOULD I DO!No, don't say it, I can guess, but I promise I'll progress!
Phantom-Yes of course, whatever you feel is best.
Meg-Did the costume look okay? To revealing would you say? People seem to like the view...
MmeGiry-Meg, please...
Meg-I could show abit more skin, that'd be sure to bring em in!
MmeGiry-MEG! Can't you see that the master's at work? Can't you see that his mind's somewhere else? Can't you see that obviously, he's thinking of things, more important than you!
Phantom-Careful Madame, your forgetting yourself.
MmeGiry-Don't you see he forgot what his is! Opening day, a big deal, what a fuss, as success means not, I guess, compared to the things that the master must do!
Phantom-That's quiet enough!
MmeGiry-...CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE!
Meg-Christine...
MmeGiry-Meg leave. Now.
Phantom-I love her.
MmeGiry-She loves Raoul, his beauty, his youth, It's long past time you the truth.
Phantom-...
Christine-What? Who is saying my name? Oh, you. Wow Giry you look more wrinkled than the last time I saw you (everyone laughs)
Phantom-Christine, do you want to come back to me?
Christine-I would but Raoul would beat me
Phantom-WHAT? I WILL, THIS TIME, DEFEAT HIM WITH BREADSTICKS AND HAVE YOU AS MY PRIZE. I GO!
Christine-ERIK WAIT!
Meg-Tell me did you watch!? Tell me that you saw! Did you hear the crowd, the way they cheered, I hope your proud! Did you like the new routine, was it passable I mean? I can change a thing or two...WHAT SHOULD I DO!No, don't say it, I can guess, but I promise I'll progress!
Phantom-Yes of course, whatever you feel is best.
Meg-Did the costume look okay? To revealing would you say? People seem to like the view...
MmeGiry-Meg, please...
Meg-I could show abit more skin, that'd be sure to bring em in!
MmeGiry-MEG! Can't you see that the master's at work? Can't you see that his mind's somewhere else? Can't you see that obviously, he's thinking of things, more important than you!
Phantom-Careful Madame, your forgetting yourself.
MmeGiry-Don't you see he forgot what his is! Opening day, a big deal, what a fuss, as success means not, I guess, compared to the things that the master must do!
Phantom-That's quiet enough!
MmeGiry-...CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE!
Meg-Christine...
MmeGiry-Meg leave. Now.
Phantom-I love her.
MmeGiry-She loves Raoul, his beauty, his youth, It's long past time you the truth.
Phantom-...
Christine-What? Who is saying my name? Oh, you. Wow Giry you look more wrinkled than the last time I saw you (everyone laughs)
Phantom-Christine, do you want to come back to me?
Christine-I would but Raoul would beat me
Phantom-WHAT? I WILL, THIS TIME, DEFEAT HIM WITH BREADSTICKS AND HAVE YOU AS MY PRIZE. I GO!
Christine-ERIK WAIT!
Episode#33-The Phantom meets Gustave; The Beauty Underneath
Christine-Perfect.....You look just right
(Christine has dressed Gustave to look like the Phantom except a mask on half of his face, which she saw no need of putting on him)
Gustave-Mom, why do I have to wear this
Christine-Because
Gustave-Because why?
Christine-Because I said so and because it makes you look handsome
Gustave-What if Nessie sees?
Christine-Then she will love you even more
Gustave-Ok
Christine-Alright your good, lets go
Gustave-Mom, why do we have to walk everywhere?
Christine-Because your father is a selfish idiot who can't save his money
(under breath) I should've married Erik
Gustave-What was that mom?
Christine-Oh , I said don't tell your pigheaded father I said that about him
Gustave-I won't
Christine-Good. Were here. Mr. Y! We are here!
Phantom-Good, I'm coming the door is unlocked just walk in
Christine-Okay, now, Gustave, I want you to behave and tell your father nothing of what is said here today....am I clear?
Gustave-Yes you are
Christine-Good
Phantom-Good day to the both of you I hope
Both-Yes
Christine-Now, Gustave, I-we have some disturbing news to tell you...Mr.Y...Mr.Y's real name is Erik and, and...Erik you tell him.
Phantom-What your mother means to say is that-that I am your real father
Gustave-WHAT take that Bella. I knew it
Christine&Phantom-WHAT YOU KNEW THAT ERIK WAS YOUR FATHER THAT-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Gustave-actually, it isn't. I did some research the first time I met Erik, when we locked eyes, his eyes looked exactly like mine and I knew that was my father after searching the Internet for his real first name, then overhearing you and Hermione talking.
Phantom-...My son, my boy...Christine,...leave us. We have years to catch up on
Christine-Well, what about me?
Phantom-Later
Christine-Fine, Remember Gustave, this is all a secret form your fath-from Raoul.
Gustave-Y-yes mother...
*she leaves*
Phantom-Have-have you ever yearned to go,... past the world you think you know? Been enfrawled to the call of the beauty underneath? Have you felt your senses surged and surrendered to the urge and been hooked as you looked at the beauty underneath. When the dark unfolds its wings, don't you sense the strangest things...things you know you can't confess, things you thirst for non the less?
Gustave-YES! It seems so beautiful, so strange yet beautiful, everything is just as you say
Phantom-and he's so beautiful, so very beautiful, what I know cannot be, and yet somehow we both see the very same WAAYYYYYY!
Gustave-Is there music in your head? Have you followed where it lead? And be graced with a taste of the beauty underneath? Does it fill you very sense? Is it terribly intense? Tell me you, need it too, need to the beauty underneath
Phantom-You can feel it?
Gustave-Yes
Phantom-Come closer
Gustave-Yes
Phantom-You've no fear of the beauty underneath?
Gustave-Ahhhhhhhh
Phantom-You can take?
Gustave-Yes!
Phantom-You can face it?
Gustave-YES!
Phantom-Let me show you the beauty underneath. To the splendor...
Gustave-Splendor?
Phantom-and the glory...
Gustave-Glory!
Phantom-To the truth of the beauty underneath
Gustave-the beauty underneath
Phantom-You can face it?
Gustave-Yes!
Phantom-You can take it?
Gustave-Y-es!!!
Phantom-*takes off mask*let me show you the beauty under-
(Christine has dressed Gustave to look like the Phantom except a mask on half of his face, which she saw no need of putting on him)
Gustave-Mom, why do I have to wear this
Christine-Because
Gustave-Because why?
Christine-Because I said so and because it makes you look handsome
Gustave-What if Nessie sees?
Christine-Then she will love you even more
Gustave-Ok
Christine-Alright your good, lets go
Gustave-Mom, why do we have to walk everywhere?
Christine-Because your father is a selfish idiot who can't save his money
(under breath) I should've married Erik
Gustave-What was that mom?
Christine-Oh , I said don't tell your pigheaded father I said that about him
Gustave-I won't
Christine-Good. Were here. Mr. Y! We are here!
Phantom-Good, I'm coming the door is unlocked just walk in
Christine-Okay, now, Gustave, I want you to behave and tell your father nothing of what is said here today....am I clear?
Gustave-Yes you are
Christine-Good
Phantom-Good day to the both of you I hope
Both-Yes
Christine-Now, Gustave, I-we have some disturbing news to tell you...Mr.Y...Mr.Y's real name is Erik and, and...Erik you tell him.
Phantom-What your mother means to say is that-that I am your real father
Gustave-WHAT take that Bella. I knew it
Christine&Phantom-WHAT YOU KNEW THAT ERIK WAS YOUR FATHER THAT-THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Gustave-actually, it isn't. I did some research the first time I met Erik, when we locked eyes, his eyes looked exactly like mine and I knew that was my father after searching the Internet for his real first name, then overhearing you and Hermione talking.
Phantom-...My son, my boy...Christine,...leave us. We have years to catch up on
Christine-Well, what about me?
Phantom-Later
Christine-Fine, Remember Gustave, this is all a secret form your fath-from Raoul.
Gustave-Y-yes mother...
*she leaves*
Phantom-Have-have you ever yearned to go,... past the world you think you know? Been enfrawled to the call of the beauty underneath? Have you felt your senses surged and surrendered to the urge and been hooked as you looked at the beauty underneath. When the dark unfolds its wings, don't you sense the strangest things...things you know you can't confess, things you thirst for non the less?
Gustave-YES! It seems so beautiful, so strange yet beautiful, everything is just as you say
Phantom-and he's so beautiful, so very beautiful, what I know cannot be, and yet somehow we both see the very same WAAYYYYYY!
Gustave-Is there music in your head? Have you followed where it lead? And be graced with a taste of the beauty underneath? Does it fill you very sense? Is it terribly intense? Tell me you, need it too, need to the beauty underneath
Phantom-You can feel it?
Gustave-Yes
Phantom-Come closer
Gustave-Yes
Phantom-You've no fear of the beauty underneath?
Gustave-Ahhhhhhhh
Phantom-You can take?
Gustave-Yes!
Phantom-You can face it?
Gustave-YES!
Phantom-Let me show you the beauty underneath. To the splendor...
Gustave-Splendor?
Phantom-and the glory...
Gustave-Glory!
Phantom-To the truth of the beauty underneath
Gustave-the beauty underneath
Phantom-You can face it?
Gustave-Yes!
Phantom-You can take it?
Gustave-Y-es!!!
Phantom-*takes off mask*let me show you the beauty under-
Gustave-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*runssssssssssss*
Episode#32-Gustave and Renesmee;The Start of Forever
Meg Giry urges you to get out the tissues
(Renesmee sits in her room, brushing her hair, and looking out her window, a classic, cliche romeo and juliet scene. Then suddenly *Clank Clank Clank* Against her window, it opens and a small pale figure comes in. Renesmee is not seen in the dark room with her back against the wall, she grabs a baseball bat and *SMACK*)
Gustave-Ow! Nessie! Its me!
Renesmee-Gustave!What are you doing here, you'll get caught
Gustave-I don't car. I had to see you and Dang! Girl! You gat and arm!
Renesmee-Well, you know, its nothin'. I can't believe your dad got away with that
Gustave-He always does, that was SOOOO embarrassing.
Renesmee-No *Kisses him* it was brave. Want some bacon?
Gustave-Where'd you get those? Those are doggie treats...Your seeing that werewolf again aren't you!
Renesmee-No! Gustave! He just stopped by, were just friends I swear!
Gustave-Yeah, right...I thought you were different
Renesmee-I am! Please stay
Gustave-Fine. I am.
Renesmee-.............So, what are you doing tomorrow?
Gustave-I'm meeting Mr. Y.
Renesmee-Oh well, tomorrow night I was think we could get some dinner-
Gustave-Cause that worked out so well before. Maybe your right. Its late. I'm leaving.
*leaves*
Renesmee-But what if I never want you to go?
*she eats the bacon*
Meg Giry says sniff sniff. :( don't worry, Love Never Dies season ends... some what happy.
(Renesmee sits in her room, brushing her hair, and looking out her window, a classic, cliche romeo and juliet scene. Then suddenly *Clank Clank Clank* Against her window, it opens and a small pale figure comes in. Renesmee is not seen in the dark room with her back against the wall, she grabs a baseball bat and *SMACK*)
Gustave-Ow! Nessie! Its me!
Renesmee-Gustave!What are you doing here, you'll get caught
Gustave-I don't car. I had to see you and Dang! Girl! You gat and arm!
Renesmee-Well, you know, its nothin'. I can't believe your dad got away with that
Gustave-He always does, that was SOOOO embarrassing.
Renesmee-No *Kisses him* it was brave. Want some bacon?
Gustave-Where'd you get those? Those are doggie treats...Your seeing that werewolf again aren't you!
Renesmee-No! Gustave! He just stopped by, were just friends I swear!
Gustave-Yeah, right...I thought you were different
Renesmee-I am! Please stay
Gustave-Fine. I am.
Renesmee-.............So, what are you doing tomorrow?
Gustave-I'm meeting Mr. Y.
Renesmee-Oh well, tomorrow night I was think we could get some dinner-
Gustave-Cause that worked out so well before. Maybe your right. Its late. I'm leaving.
*leaves*
Renesmee-But what if I never want you to go?
*she eats the bacon*
Meg Giry says sniff sniff. :( don't worry, Love Never Dies season ends... some what happy.
Episode#31-Gustave and Renesmee, a date gone wrong
(shows Gustave, in a tux, adjusting his bow tie, getting ready to take Renesmee out)
Gustave-Breathe. Just breathe. In. Out. In.
*knock*
You can do this
(Answers door, Renesmee stands wearing a violet, sparkly, strapless dress that comes to above her knees)
Bah-ha! *faints*
Gustave-Breathe. Just breathe. In. Out. In.
*knock*
You can do this
(Answers door, Renesmee stands wearing a violet, sparkly, strapless dress that comes to above her knees)
Bah-ha! *faints*
*....*
Gustave-Wh-what happened
Renesmee-You saw me, then passed out.
Gustave-Oh. That's embarrassing. And it won't happen again, well no promises but,
*Renesmee kisses him*
Renesmee-Lets go dancing
Gustave-....ah huh
Renesmee-Come on! There might be more kisses where that cam from
(he leaps to his feet)
Gustave-Lets go
*he grabs her hand, they leave*
***
Renesmee-This is the best date ever!
Gustave-You've been on dates before?
Renesmee-Yeah, with my mom's pervy ex-werewolf-boyfriend
Gustave-did that,...go well?
Renesmee-Is he here now?
Gustave-no
Renesmee-Then no
Gustave-Lets go grab some dinner at the bar
Renesmee-don't they serve alcohol there?
Gustave-Were not drinkin'
Renesmee-...okay
(They sit down next to a sleeping drunk man, in a vintage white leisure suit and a white hat (fedora!!) they order)
Renesmee-You're so funny *laughs* Gustave your amazing!
Raoul-*head pops up* Gustave! What are you doing here! (grabs son by shirt collar and smacks him across his face) Stupid boy!Where's your mother? Does she know your here?
Gustave-*sobbing*No! I didn't tell her! I-I di-didn't! Honesssssst-t-tt-t!
*Back at the DeChangy Home*
(Raoul slaps Christine again)
Raoul-Why did you let my son out. This late. At the BAR?!!
Christine-(quiet sobs)I told you dear. I-i didn't know
Raoul-Shut up! *slap*
Gustave-Leave her alone!Its my fault!
Raoul-Back in your room boy!
*in background*
Edward-Hello?police...
(There are cops all around the DeChagny home)
Cop-Come out Raoul
Raoul-I am tending to my families injuries because Coney Isle is dangerous and did I say I did not slap them
Gustave-but he did! he did!
Raoul-It was just their imagination
Cop-Well, ok, lets move out because Raoul is only tending to his families wounds and not slapping them. Well, lets go.
Meg thinks Coney Isle cops are stupid.I'm sorry that Christine hasn't logged on yet, maybe next week. Right now, we have 51 loyal viewers! I love you guys! after only less than a month. I know its not alot but, I honestly was like expecting 4, so keep on keepin' on! And happy holidays to you guys! Tell your friends to read, tell your family to read, tell your dog to read, tell your stalker to read, tell the person you stalk to read, tell your drug dealer to read (I sincerely hope you don't know any) anyway, just get people to read the blog, you are the original 51 and Meggie loves you!! Meg Giry also urges you to read the Maximum Ride series, by James Patterson. I read the whole series in like a week. Amazing.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Episode#30-The Truth About the Fairies, I Mean Cullens
(Edward looks for Bella)
Edward-Where are they?
Meg-FAIRY BOY!!!
Edward-Meg!!Ah!!Get away!!
Meg-Hey mister, don't walk away from me! Last time I lost a tooth and stuck it under my pillow and I got NOTHING!
Edward-sorry, here's a dollar
Meg-SWEET!
Edward-excuse me I need to use the little vamp's room
(leaves)
*FLUSH*
Meg-Wait! What does your fairy poo look like!??!
Bella-Meg,dear, we aren't fairies
Meg-(horrified)T-then what are you
Bella-we are vamps and we don't go to the bathroom
Meg-Then where does your business go
Bella-ummmmmm CHRISTINE CAN YOU GO AND FIND TINKER BELL
Christine-BUT THERE IS NO SUC-
Bella-YES THERE IS
Christine-OK
(Christine comes into the room with Voldemort dressed up as tinker bell( a very deformed tinker bell))
Here's tinker bell
Meg-oooooooooo AAHHHHHH I WANT AND AUTOGRAPH TINKER BELL AHHHHHH
Voldemort-(to Christine)why am I doing this again
Christine-Because we are paying you now go
Voldemort-Hello, I am the amazing tinker bell, fear me
Meg-Can you make me a fairy too
Voldemort-umm ok sure. Close your eyes...now spin around 3 times...now with my fairy magic I will turn you into men. I mean fairy *poof* (Voldemort puts fake wings on Meg)
Meg-ooooo are they breadstick wings?
Voldemort-urr yes, just don't eat them
Meg-You don't look like tinker bell, you look like Voldemort, in a tinker bell costume or maybe a very deformed and ugly tinker bell
Voldemort-Lets go with the second one... now I am off (Voldemort walks off)
Edward-Where are they?
Meg-FAIRY BOY!!!
Edward-Meg!!Ah!!Get away!!
Meg-Hey mister, don't walk away from me! Last time I lost a tooth and stuck it under my pillow and I got NOTHING!
Edward-sorry, here's a dollar
Meg-SWEET!
Edward-excuse me I need to use the little vamp's room
(leaves)
*FLUSH*
Meg-Wait! What does your fairy poo look like!??!
Bella-Meg,dear, we aren't fairies
Meg-(horrified)T-then what are you
Bella-we are vamps and we don't go to the bathroom
Meg-Then where does your business go
Bella-ummmmmm CHRISTINE CAN YOU GO AND FIND TINKER BELL
Christine-BUT THERE IS NO SUC-
Bella-YES THERE IS
Christine-OK
(Christine comes into the room with Voldemort dressed up as tinker bell( a very deformed tinker bell))
Here's tinker bell
Meg-oooooooooo AAHHHHHH I WANT AND AUTOGRAPH TINKER BELL AHHHHHH
Voldemort-(to Christine)why am I doing this again
Christine-Because we are paying you now go
Voldemort-Hello, I am the amazing tinker bell, fear me
Meg-Can you make me a fairy too
Voldemort-umm ok sure. Close your eyes...now spin around 3 times...now with my fairy magic I will turn you into men. I mean fairy *poof* (Voldemort puts fake wings on Meg)
Meg-ooooo are they breadstick wings?
Voldemort-urr yes, just don't eat them
Meg-You don't look like tinker bell, you look like Voldemort, in a tinker bell costume or maybe a very deformed and ugly tinker bell
Voldemort-Lets go with the second one... now I am off (Voldemort walks off)
Episode#29-What Gustave Asks Renesmee
Gustave-(talking in front of mirror)Will you out with...will you go out with me. I can do this
Renesmee-Do what
Gustave-ahahhh oh umm (said very quickly)will you go out with me
Renesmee-sure
Gustave-oh well if you...wait you said yes?
Renesmee-Yeah
Gustave-YEEEAAAAHHHHH HOORRRRRAYYY
Renesmee-Do what
Gustave-ahahhh oh umm (said very quickly)will you go out with me
Renesmee-sure
Gustave-oh well if you...wait you said yes?
Renesmee-Yeah
Gustave-YEEEAAAAHHHHH HOORRRRRAYYY
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Episode#28-Return of the Cullens
Edward-BELLA BELLA BELLA WHERE ARE YOU
Bella-right beside you
Edward-Oh, well anyway, stay near me,I don't want to lose you...Bella? Bella? Renesmee? BELLA, RENSEMEE CARLIE WHERE ARE YOU TWO?
Bella&Renesmee-right here
Bella-Edward! I'm taking Renesmee to go see the performers, okay?
Edward-Have fun, I gotta pee
Bella-Edward, you can't pee
Edward-Oh yeah! I forgot! Well I'm going to go moose my hair then
Bella-k
Renesmee-(Okay guys, She's really 4 but looks 12 in our story. Enjoy the immortal baby)Mommy! Let's go see the 'oh la la girl'!!Please!!
Bella-Okay baby *laughs* okay
Renesmee-*runs up to Meg*Can I have your autogrpah!!!Please!Please!
Meg-Woow kid, sure, just don't pee on me or somethin', k?
Renesmee-*nods*
Meg-Ya know somethin' kid? You look just like some people I used to know. Wonder where they are now.
Bella-You wouldn't by any chance maen me?*laughs*
Meg-BELLS! Wheres...freddie? edmund?
Bella-Edward, he's gelling his hair
Meg-Not like he needs it. Hows that chunk of hunk these days? and look at you! Immortal, no doubt! How sweet. *looks at Renesmee*And this sweeties name is....?
Renesmee-Renesmee
Meg-Wow!I can't say that. I guess your names 'nessie'
Bella-Did you just nick name my daughter after the lochness monster?
Meg-Am I speaking french here? No, I used to, but I'm not.
***
Bella-Hey Christine!
Christine-Oh bella! Hello dear!
Bella-Hello
Christine-Whose this lovely girl behind you?
Bella-My daughter, Renesmee
Christine-Oh she's precious. And this is my son, Gustave.
Bella-So handsome, Looks just like his father, how is Erik these days?
Christine-You mean Raoul, how is Raoul? Fine.Fine...you'll find him at the bar
Bella-Oh
(shows Gustave and Nessie)
Renesmee-Hey
Gustave-Hey. Sorry about my mom. She's...well taht whole 'precious' thing must've been a little mcuh.
Renesmee-I'm used to it, trust me
Gustave-Same her. "oh, you look just like..." no one ssems to tell who I look like *sigh*
Renesmee-*sigh*When I was little, my parents lied and said I was their niece, but I looked too much like the both of them. People noticed.
Gustave-*stares*
Renesmee-what?
Gustave-You-you kinda understand me....ya know?
Renesmee-*turns away*this could be a good friendship *leaves*
Gustave-YES!!! YA HOO!!!! *Skips to room*
Bella-right beside you
Edward-Oh, well anyway, stay near me,I don't want to lose you...Bella? Bella? Renesmee? BELLA, RENSEMEE CARLIE WHERE ARE YOU TWO?
Bella&Renesmee-right here
Bella-Edward! I'm taking Renesmee to go see the performers, okay?
Edward-Have fun, I gotta pee
Bella-Edward, you can't pee
Edward-Oh yeah! I forgot! Well I'm going to go moose my hair then
Bella-k
Renesmee-(Okay guys, She's really 4 but looks 12 in our story. Enjoy the immortal baby)Mommy! Let's go see the 'oh la la girl'!!Please!!
Bella-Okay baby *laughs* okay
Renesmee-*runs up to Meg*Can I have your autogrpah!!!Please!Please!
Meg-Woow kid, sure, just don't pee on me or somethin', k?
Renesmee-*nods*
Meg-Ya know somethin' kid? You look just like some people I used to know. Wonder where they are now.
Bella-You wouldn't by any chance maen me?*laughs*
Meg-BELLS! Wheres...freddie? edmund?
Bella-Edward, he's gelling his hair
Meg-Not like he needs it. Hows that chunk of hunk these days? and look at you! Immortal, no doubt! How sweet. *looks at Renesmee*And this sweeties name is....?
Renesmee-Renesmee
Meg-Wow!I can't say that. I guess your names 'nessie'
Bella-Did you just nick name my daughter after the lochness monster?
Meg-Am I speaking french here? No, I used to, but I'm not.
***
Bella-Hey Christine!
Christine-Oh bella! Hello dear!
Bella-Hello
Christine-Whose this lovely girl behind you?
Bella-My daughter, Renesmee
Christine-Oh she's precious. And this is my son, Gustave.
Bella-So handsome, Looks just like his father, how is Erik these days?
Christine-You mean Raoul, how is Raoul? Fine.Fine...you'll find him at the bar
Bella-Oh
(shows Gustave and Nessie)
Renesmee-Hey
Gustave-Hey. Sorry about my mom. She's...well taht whole 'precious' thing must've been a little mcuh.
Renesmee-I'm used to it, trust me
Gustave-Same her. "oh, you look just like..." no one ssems to tell who I look like *sigh*
Renesmee-*sigh*When I was little, my parents lied and said I was their niece, but I looked too much like the both of them. People noticed.
Gustave-*stares*
Renesmee-what?
Gustave-You-you kinda understand me....ya know?
Renesmee-*turns away*this could be a good friendship *leaves*
Gustave-YES!!! YA HOO!!!! *Skips to room*
Episode#27-Draco Faces the Wrath of Meg Giry
Meg-DRRRRRRRAAAAAACOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Draco-y-y-ees-ss dear?
Meg-What. did. you. tell. my DADDYYYYYYYY!
Draco-Daddy? Whose your daddy?....thats not rhetorical by the way
Meg-VOLDEMORT YOU TWIT!
Draco-awwwwwww crap!
Meg-(picks up cell phone)DADDYYYYY!!!
Voldemort-wah wha whant wah.
Meg-(meekly) sorry Daddy. Bye
Draco-*snickers*
Meg-Shut up Malfoy. I don't like you that much so that you can smirk like an idiot at me.. Now, go talk to Harry or something. We'll talk later. or not...
(Draco hasn't left yet)
BYE MALFOY!
Draco-ah...
Meg-WHATT!
Draco-there's,ah, rip...in the back of your dress, everyone can see your butt
Meg-Oh! That's all!psh, I already knew that, It's the latest Paris style
Draco-*under breath*its the latest hooker style
Meg-What?
Draco-NOTHING!
Draco-y-y-ees-ss dear?
Meg-What. did. you. tell. my DADDYYYYYYYY!
Draco-Daddy? Whose your daddy?....thats not rhetorical by the way
Meg-VOLDEMORT YOU TWIT!
Draco-awwwwwww crap!
Meg-(picks up cell phone)DADDYYYYY!!!
Voldemort-wah wha whant wah.
Meg-(meekly) sorry Daddy. Bye
Draco-*snickers*
Meg-Shut up Malfoy. I don't like you that much so that you can smirk like an idiot at me.. Now, go talk to Harry or something. We'll talk later. or not...
(Draco hasn't left yet)
BYE MALFOY!
Draco-ah...
Meg-WHATT!
Draco-there's,ah, rip...in the back of your dress, everyone can see your butt
Meg-Oh! That's all!psh, I already knew that, It's the latest Paris style
Draco-*under breath*its the latest hooker style
Meg-What?
Draco-NOTHING!
Episode#26-Luke's Transition to the Dark Side
Draco-And thats how you burn a dark mark
Luke-Ooooookkkkaaaay. That HURT! but why, when I fly do I have these big ole whispy clouds?
Draco-...
Luke-I mean....seriously?Do you know how stupid that looks?
Draco-I thought it was cool.
Luke-That proves what you know
Draco-Well, last time I checked, I was dating your girlfriend, so I'd suck it up
***
Draco-...I still think it's cool.
Meg-Your cool baby
Draco-Your cool
Meg-HEY!
Draco-W-WHAT??!!???
Meg-(cries loudly)I-I-I-I THOUGHT I WAS HOT!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH WAHHHHH
Draco-uhhhhhhhh
***
Draco-Oh, and most importantly, never touch the dark mark, unless you want to die
Luke-Okay, what if touch yours (touches draco's)
Draco-NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Voldemort-DRACO WHAT DO YOU WANT
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco-(very weakly) I didn't touch it, Luke did.
Voldemort-Oh, and why did you give Luke the dark mark without telling me?
Draco-Well, your always talking about how you want more followers so I tricked Luke into coming to the dark side
Voldemort-How?
Draco-I told him (voice goes deeper) come to the dark side we have Meg.....and breadsticks
Voldemort-Nice. Did you pause between Meg and breadsticks last time
Draco-yeah
Voldemort-Oh, and because you did that and give Luke the dark mark without my permission I will have to kill your wife
Draco-Really?(raised eyebrow)
Voldemort-Yes
Draco-(gulps, pretending to love his wife again) NOOOO NOT MY WIFE. NO ASTORIA NOOOOOOOOO. Can I say to her some last words?
Voldemort-Umm okay
Draco-(Opens cell phone, walks out of earshot of Voldemort)Hey, and I know your wondering why I called but Voldemort's going to kill you..........see you in the afterlife (hangs up) Okay go ahead
Voldemort-(leaves, there is a scream in the background he comes back) the deed is done MHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Luke-Ooooookkkkaaaay. That HURT! but why, when I fly do I have these big ole whispy clouds?
Draco-...
Luke-I mean....seriously?Do you know how stupid that looks?
Draco-I thought it was cool.
Luke-That proves what you know
Draco-Well, last time I checked, I was dating your girlfriend, so I'd suck it up
***
Draco-...I still think it's cool.
Meg-Your cool baby
Draco-Your cool
Meg-HEY!
Draco-W-WHAT??!!???
Meg-(cries loudly)I-I-I-I THOUGHT I WAS HOT!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH WAHHHHH
Draco-uhhhhhhhh
***
Draco-Oh, and most importantly, never touch the dark mark, unless you want to die
Luke-Okay, what if touch yours (touches draco's)
Draco-NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Voldemort-DRACO WHAT DO YOU WANT
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Draco-(very weakly) I didn't touch it, Luke did.
Voldemort-Oh, and why did you give Luke the dark mark without telling me?
Draco-Well, your always talking about how you want more followers so I tricked Luke into coming to the dark side
Voldemort-How?
Draco-I told him (voice goes deeper) come to the dark side we have Meg.....and breadsticks
Voldemort-Nice. Did you pause between Meg and breadsticks last time
Draco-yeah
Voldemort-Oh, and because you did that and give Luke the dark mark without my permission I will have to kill your wife
Draco-Really?(raised eyebrow)
Voldemort-Yes
Draco-(gulps, pretending to love his wife again) NOOOO NOT MY WIFE. NO ASTORIA NOOOOOOOOO. Can I say to her some last words?
Voldemort-Umm okay
Draco-(Opens cell phone, walks out of earshot of Voldemort)Hey, and I know your wondering why I called but Voldemort's going to kill you..........see you in the afterlife (hangs up) Okay go ahead
Voldemort-(leaves, there is a scream in the background he comes back) the deed is done MHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Episode#25-Draco and Meg
(Draco and Meg are on their date, Malfoy just divorced his wife)
Draco-Your hot
Meg-Thanks, your evil
Draco-Thanks......do you want to make out
Meg-sure (they lean towards each other, ready to kiss when....)
Luke-MEGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE ARE DATING
Meg-sooo
Luke-your are mine and no one else's
Draco-and who are you?
Luke-I am Luke Skywalker
Draco-(squealing)OMG your Luke Skywalker, you are amazing.Have you ever thought of coming to the dark side?
Luke-no
Draco-We have meg....and breadsticks
Luke-Okay
Draco-Your hot
Meg-Thanks, your evil
Draco-Thanks......do you want to make out
Meg-sure (they lean towards each other, ready to kiss when....)
Luke-MEGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE ARE DATING
Meg-sooo
Luke-your are mine and no one else's
Draco-and who are you?
Luke-I am Luke Skywalker
Draco-(squealing)OMG your Luke Skywalker, you are amazing.Have you ever thought of coming to the dark side?
Luke-no
Draco-We have meg....and breadsticks
Luke-Okay
Episode#24-Enter Draco Malfoy
Ginny(potter)-HARRY!
Harry-Yes, Ginny dear?
Ginny-I just had our third child and your spending all your time with MEG?!!? I love James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna, but dear-OH I'M HAVING ANOTHER BREADSTICK CRAVING!
Harry-*shoves it in her face* Hush, chew,chew. Your fine, your fine.
Draco-HEY POTTER!
Ron-Shove off Malfoy!
Draco-Naw, Weasley. I can't believe you married a mudblood, but then again, you soiled your pureblood status by being a blood traitor. What brings you all to Coney? I heard your all parents now. Myself as well. Meet my son, Scorpius. *The blond toddler waddles out behind draco, munching on a breadstick.
W-where did you get that?
Scorpius-*shrugs*
Meg-I gave it to him
Draco-Who your hot...l-l-like reaaaaallly hot. Oh my God YOUR HOT!!
Meg-*sighs* I know
Hermione-Be careful Malfoy, she's a spit fire. Where's your wife?
Draco-Not here
Meg-Well then, if you ever need a baby sitter, let me know *leaves*
Draco-*she is hot*
Another one of my favorites. I love Draco Malfoy, even though he's a total jerk, he's like an albino James Dean.
Giry out
Harry-Yes, Ginny dear?
Ginny-I just had our third child and your spending all your time with MEG?!!? I love James Sirius, Albus Severus, and Lily Luna, but dear-OH I'M HAVING ANOTHER BREADSTICK CRAVING!
Harry-*shoves it in her face* Hush, chew,chew. Your fine, your fine.
Draco-HEY POTTER!
Ron-Shove off Malfoy!
Draco-Naw, Weasley. I can't believe you married a mudblood, but then again, you soiled your pureblood status by being a blood traitor. What brings you all to Coney? I heard your all parents now. Myself as well. Meet my son, Scorpius. *The blond toddler waddles out behind draco, munching on a breadstick.
W-where did you get that?
Scorpius-*shrugs*
Meg-I gave it to him
Draco-Who your hot...l-l-like reaaaaallly hot. Oh my God YOUR HOT!!
Meg-*sighs* I know
Hermione-Be careful Malfoy, she's a spit fire. Where's your wife?
Draco-Not here
Meg-Well then, if you ever need a baby sitter, let me know *leaves*
Draco-*she is hot*
Another one of my favorites. I love Draco Malfoy, even though he's a total jerk, he's like an albino James Dean.
Giry out
Episode#23
(Meg sits in a chair and is applying her show girl make-up. Luke sits at er feet and has his head bowed. Ever since they moved to coney, Luke has become second to the Phantom in Megs heart. Gustave is across the room staring at Meg)
Luke-Dear?...Dear?
Meg-What Luke, What! What is so important!??!
Luke-I-I-II was wondering if you wanted some breadsticks later...
Meg-*sighs*Of course I do my wook-um snookum cuddle munching doodly bop snickle kins. Awooowowooowowooowoooo*continues to make baby noises at him*
Luke-Oh, I love you my sugar muffin bubbly top carrot cake munchy crunchy, biddly bop. awowoowowoowowoo
Both-Awowooowowooowooowowooowowooo
Meg-SILENCE! fetch me breadstick dog
Luke-WOOF, ma'am *runs and goes werewolf mid-run*
Meg-Good boy, kind boy, *Luke is gone* stupid mutt
MmeGiry-Be patient with him Meg
Meg-I know. Hows Raoul? Pants still to tight after 10 years? What a loser. He'll be sorry he left me and my breadsticks. I swear. Or I'll make him
MmeGiry-No, we will, together
Gustave-Your pretty
Meg-What? Who said that....oh you. w-why thank you, your so sweet
Gustave-Will you go on a date with me?
Meg-And how old are you again
Gustave-Ten
Meg-I am to old for you why don't you ask me six years form now...now go play
Gustave-Okay (he leaves)
Meg-That boy was sweet....Christine probably sent him to spy on me.
MmeGiry-Don't worry Meg, your the star of the show.
Meg-Your right.......HARRY!
Harry-Yes ma'am
Meg-Bring me a drink. I prefer water in a bottle with a breadstick on the side
Harry-Yes ma'am
Meg-Go get it (he leaves) HERMIONE
Hermione-Yes
Meg-Help me get dressed
Hermione-o-okay
Meg-(now dressed) go leave me
Harry-I qm** here with your drink ma'am
Meg-Leave it on the side......I ASKED FOR BOTTLED WATER NOT TAP WATER (Throws drink at harry, it misses him and he runs out of the room)
**Christine's spelling error this time. she txted me and goes. "I meant am, not qm...." It was before I had read her part of the episode. So I was like qm?! What the freaks a qm?
Luke-Dear?...Dear?
Meg-What Luke, What! What is so important!??!
Luke-I-I-II was wondering if you wanted some breadsticks later...
Meg-*sighs*Of course I do my wook-um snookum cuddle munching doodly bop snickle kins. Awooowowooowowooowoooo*continues to make baby noises at him*
Luke-Oh, I love you my sugar muffin bubbly top carrot cake munchy crunchy, biddly bop. awowoowowoowowoo
Both-Awowooowowooowooowowooowowooo
Meg-SILENCE! fetch me breadstick dog
Luke-WOOF, ma'am *runs and goes werewolf mid-run*
Meg-Good boy, kind boy, *Luke is gone* stupid mutt
MmeGiry-Be patient with him Meg
Meg-I know. Hows Raoul? Pants still to tight after 10 years? What a loser. He'll be sorry he left me and my breadsticks. I swear. Or I'll make him
MmeGiry-No, we will, together
Gustave-Your pretty
Meg-What? Who said that....oh you. w-why thank you, your so sweet
Gustave-Will you go on a date with me?
Meg-And how old are you again
Gustave-Ten
Meg-I am to old for you why don't you ask me six years form now...now go play
Gustave-Okay (he leaves)
Meg-That boy was sweet....Christine probably sent him to spy on me.
MmeGiry-Don't worry Meg, your the star of the show.
Meg-Your right.......HARRY!
Harry-Yes ma'am
Meg-Bring me a drink. I prefer water in a bottle with a breadstick on the side
Harry-Yes ma'am
Meg-Go get it (he leaves) HERMIONE
Hermione-Yes
Meg-Help me get dressed
Hermione-o-okay
Meg-(now dressed) go leave me
Harry-I qm** here with your drink ma'am
Meg-Leave it on the side......I ASKED FOR BOTTLED WATER NOT TAP WATER (Throws drink at harry, it misses him and he runs out of the room)
**Christine's spelling error this time. she txted me and goes. "I meant am, not qm...." It was before I had read her part of the episode. So I was like qm?! What the freaks a qm?
Love Never Dies-Episode#22
Alright, Love Never Dies,....It's pretty self explanatory. Get ready for a time warp I guess....
Phantom-Ready to end this viscount
Raoul-Since the moment I first heard her sing
Christine-*under breath*aww
(They fight, Phantom falls)
Raoul-Say your final prayers. Citizens!I've tracked down this murderer who must've been found, this animal who runs to ground. Too long he's preyed on us but now we know, the Phantom of the Opera is here deep down below.*To Christine like crazy psycho*CHRISTINE! SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
Phantom-RAOUL!
Raoul-In all this time. You've never called me Raoul.
Phantom-She's yours if you let me live. I promise, it's over, you won.
Raoul-Alright, but let me ask you this -Erik- Why would you want to live in a world where you could never hold her again, never kiss her again
Phantom-Sometimes life is more than love
Raoul-Your wrong *extracts sword from Erik's throat*
Phantom-Good-bye everyone. Good-bye, my angel of music *swishes his cape and disappears*
Christine-You won
Raoul-I won you, so beautiful
Christine-and I won you, I always loved you, but with Erik, I was so scared, what you said was beautiful.
Raoul-We will run away together, and get married immediately
Christine-Raoul-
Raoul-Lets go
Christine-But-
Raoul-C'mon! I have bacon strips...
Christine-You know I can't say no to those
*In the Paris country side, the two have just been married
Christine-I have some news
Raoul-So do I
Christine-Whats yours?
Raoul-You go first
No you
No you
Christine-Okay snookums, I'll go. Raoul, I'm pregnant
What's your news
Raoul-Well, I was gonna say, I got some breadstick, bacon strips and beer, but I'm glad you went first *passes out*
**********************10 YEARS LATER***********************
Raoul-Christine! Christine! Get your butt in here!
Christine-Yes baby!!*hurries in*
Raoul-We're going to Coney Island! To sell your voice, God knows why anyone wants to hear it, but we just got a letter from Phantasma, A theme park, and it's owner and creator, Mr.Y. And he wants the "soprano of the century" to perform. huh, must be damaged.
Christine-huh...must be...
Gustave, dear!
Gustave-Yes mother?
Christine-Pack your things, were going on a trip
Gustave-Where? Oh goodness, Mother this is great!
Raoul-Quiet!God, must you make such a noise?
Christine-Raoul,-
Raoul-He. hurts. my. head
Christine-Yes dear.
Raoul-Bring me my brandy.
Christine-I-I-III I think you've had e-enough
Raoul-BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK!
Christine-Yes dear*hurries out*
*Screen moves to Coney Island. Shows Meg, in a skimpy dress (she's a vaudeville performer, stripper/prostitute) and Madame Giry (still in her black taffeta dress she's always worn)*
Man#1-Meg, Take five!
MmeGiry-Beautiful Meg!
Meg-Really?
MmeGiry-I say that not only as your mother, but as your producer
Meg-Does her agree?It's been three months! He never comes to see the shows! Put in a word for me, just one.
MmeGiry-You may get more than that, he has been composing again. late at night
Meg-F-for me?
MmeGiry-Continue to work hard, make yourself useful to him
*Christine, Raoul and Gustave arrive*
Raoul-I'm going to get a drink
Christine-Raoul, please-
Raoul-PLEASE WHAT?!
Christine-Nothing, just, promise me, you'll come home this time
*He storms off*
Christine-*calls to Meg*Excuse me, Miss, would you mind?
Meg-Heaven help me could it be? No it couldn't possibly...
Christine-Sorry, do I-?
Meg-Yes, I think you do
Christine-Have we-?
Meg-Go on, take a guess
Christine-Wait, it can't be. Is it?
Meg-YES!
Christine-Oh my God I can't believe it's you!
Meg-Look at you Christine, regal as a queen and beautiful!
Christine-Meg, and you as well, I-i could hardly tell it's you
Both-MY DEAR OLD FRIEND. Can't believe your here old friend
Christine-After all this time,
Meg-So glad you came
Christine-You look...sublime
Meg-You look the same
Both-My sweet old friend, never thought we'd meet old friend
Christine-Look at you, a star
Meg-and you a wife
Both-and isn't life a splendid thing
Christine-and here we are,
Meg-To see the sights?
Christine-And sing
Meg-t-to sing?
Christine-and of course as a treat for my son, Meg, meet Gustave
Meg-WHO HIRED YOU TO SING HERE?
Raoul-You
MmeGiry-It can't be you
Raoul-Is this a jest?
MmeGiry-How can this be
Raoul-We've come to work
MmeGiry-At whose request!?
Raoul-The contracts here
MmeGiry-I WANT TO SEE! MY GOD THE PRICE!!!!
Raoul-It's rather high
MmeGiry-Why, its absurd
Raoul-Oh, yes I know. Inform your boss, that by the by the fee goes up or else we go
Both-My dear old friend, here's how things appear old friend
MmeGiry-He who pays the bill-
Raoul-Times two or three
MmeGiry-Be sure he will
Raoul-And handsomely
Both-And dear old friend, now that we are clear old friend
MmeGiry-That's all very well, but til your gone, you'll wait upon my boss' whim
Raoul-Oh yes your boss, and who is that?
MmeGiry-It's him
Meg-Sorry, did I hear you right? Here to sing?
Christine-Tomorrow night,
Meg-I'm afraid there must be some mistake, you can't be performing
Christine-Why?
Meg-Mainly dear, cuz so am I. I'm in fact the star for heavens sake, What are you to sing?
Christine-Just one little thing, an aria
Meg-no...
Christine-Please you needn't fret. I'm sure you will get your due
Meg-UGH!
*THAT NIGHT*
Phantom-Christine
Christine-What?
Phantom-Christine
Christine-W-whose there?
*the phantom reveals himself to Christine*
Y-you!W-why are you here? Why! How dare you! I have a life now!
Phantom-Don't do this...Don't fight me...I created this so you could come back to me and our breadsticks
Gustave-Mother!Mother!I'm scared!What a dream! An awful dream! Someone strange and mad, seething me and drowning me!
Christine-Hush, it's fine. There's someone I want you to meet. Gustave this is-Mr. Y
Phantom-Hell, son
Gustave-sir,
Phantom*Gasps!*I-I-I have to go
*runs and Christine follows*
Christine-Whats wrong?
Phantom-Did you notice something pecular about his eyes?
Christine-N-no
Phantom-You know, my eyes were once described to the people of the opera house as "black holes" they were so dark and deep set, it always appeared as if I had none,...so did the boy. How could you think I wouldn't guess?
Christine-W-what do you mean?
Phantom-Or did you think I wouldn't know?
Christine-Oh no
Phantom-Do you have something to confess?
Christine-Please don't make me
Phantom-I want the truth right now if so!
Christine-He's not Raoul's son. He's yours
Holy snap-ski, right? Okay, that was like the entire first act condesed into one episode and after a few, we begin to put our own spin on Webber's new musical. Everyone from Paris is coming back, and some new characters are coming too. The basic gist is, it's ten years later, and Coney Island is at its prime and who better to run in than the Phantom? In an attempt to win back Christine, he puts on the Mr. Y front and requests the soprano of the century. We used alot of lines from the songs to make these episodes, but cut out more than we put in.Dear Old Friend, one of my favorites, got the end cut out. Beneath a Moonless sky got cut out entirely, it explains how Gustave came to be. The begining of The Phantom Confronts Christine was the very end. And if anyone wants to see the musical, the orginal London cast is doing a world tour, Sidney is about to open it (and Andrew is currently on the search for Gustaves, they said I was too tall to audition, farts sacks, jk Webber, I love you!!!!) and Melbourne is also doing shows. Well, Giry will shut up and check her spelling and then post it. Do you know they say breadsticks is not in the dictionary!?! WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!!!!!!
In emtional termoil,
Meg Giry
Phantom-Ready to end this viscount
Raoul-Since the moment I first heard her sing
Christine-*under breath*aww
(They fight, Phantom falls)
Raoul-Say your final prayers. Citizens!I've tracked down this murderer who must've been found, this animal who runs to ground. Too long he's preyed on us but now we know, the Phantom of the Opera is here deep down below.*To Christine like crazy psycho*CHRISTINE! SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!
Phantom-RAOUL!
Raoul-In all this time. You've never called me Raoul.
Phantom-She's yours if you let me live. I promise, it's over, you won.
Raoul-Alright, but let me ask you this -Erik- Why would you want to live in a world where you could never hold her again, never kiss her again
Phantom-Sometimes life is more than love
Raoul-Your wrong *extracts sword from Erik's throat*
Phantom-Good-bye everyone. Good-bye, my angel of music *swishes his cape and disappears*
Christine-You won
Raoul-I won you, so beautiful
Christine-and I won you, I always loved you, but with Erik, I was so scared, what you said was beautiful.
Raoul-We will run away together, and get married immediately
Christine-Raoul-
Raoul-Lets go
Christine-But-
Raoul-C'mon! I have bacon strips...
Christine-You know I can't say no to those
*In the Paris country side, the two have just been married
Christine-I have some news
Raoul-So do I
Christine-Whats yours?
Raoul-You go first
No you
No you
Christine-Okay snookums, I'll go. Raoul, I'm pregnant
What's your news
Raoul-Well, I was gonna say, I got some breadstick, bacon strips and beer, but I'm glad you went first *passes out*
**********************10 YEARS LATER***********************
Raoul-Christine! Christine! Get your butt in here!
Christine-Yes baby!!*hurries in*
Raoul-We're going to Coney Island! To sell your voice, God knows why anyone wants to hear it, but we just got a letter from Phantasma, A theme park, and it's owner and creator, Mr.Y. And he wants the "soprano of the century" to perform. huh, must be damaged.
Christine-huh...must be...
Gustave, dear!
Gustave-Yes mother?
Christine-Pack your things, were going on a trip
Gustave-Where? Oh goodness, Mother this is great!
Raoul-Quiet!God, must you make such a noise?
Christine-Raoul,-
Raoul-He. hurts. my. head
Christine-Yes dear.
Raoul-Bring me my brandy.
Christine-I-I-III I think you've had e-enough
Raoul-BRING ME ANOTHER DRINK!
Christine-Yes dear*hurries out*
*Screen moves to Coney Island. Shows Meg, in a skimpy dress (she's a vaudeville performer, stripper/prostitute) and Madame Giry (still in her black taffeta dress she's always worn)*
Man#1-Meg, Take five!
MmeGiry-Beautiful Meg!
Meg-Really?
MmeGiry-I say that not only as your mother, but as your producer
Meg-Does her agree?It's been three months! He never comes to see the shows! Put in a word for me, just one.
MmeGiry-You may get more than that, he has been composing again. late at night
Meg-F-for me?
MmeGiry-Continue to work hard, make yourself useful to him
*Christine, Raoul and Gustave arrive*
Raoul-I'm going to get a drink
Christine-Raoul, please-
Raoul-PLEASE WHAT?!
Christine-Nothing, just, promise me, you'll come home this time
*He storms off*
Christine-*calls to Meg*Excuse me, Miss, would you mind?
Meg-Heaven help me could it be? No it couldn't possibly...
Christine-Sorry, do I-?
Meg-Yes, I think you do
Christine-Have we-?
Meg-Go on, take a guess
Christine-Wait, it can't be. Is it?
Meg-YES!
Christine-Oh my God I can't believe it's you!
Meg-Look at you Christine, regal as a queen and beautiful!
Christine-Meg, and you as well, I-i could hardly tell it's you
Both-MY DEAR OLD FRIEND. Can't believe your here old friend
Christine-After all this time,
Meg-So glad you came
Christine-You look...sublime
Meg-You look the same
Both-My sweet old friend, never thought we'd meet old friend
Christine-Look at you, a star
Meg-and you a wife
Both-and isn't life a splendid thing
Christine-and here we are,
Meg-To see the sights?
Christine-And sing
Meg-t-to sing?
Christine-and of course as a treat for my son, Meg, meet Gustave
Meg-WHO HIRED YOU TO SING HERE?
Raoul-You
MmeGiry-It can't be you
Raoul-Is this a jest?
MmeGiry-How can this be
Raoul-We've come to work
MmeGiry-At whose request!?
Raoul-The contracts here
MmeGiry-I WANT TO SEE! MY GOD THE PRICE!!!!
Raoul-It's rather high
MmeGiry-Why, its absurd
Raoul-Oh, yes I know. Inform your boss, that by the by the fee goes up or else we go
Both-My dear old friend, here's how things appear old friend
MmeGiry-He who pays the bill-
Raoul-Times two or three
MmeGiry-Be sure he will
Raoul-And handsomely
Both-And dear old friend, now that we are clear old friend
MmeGiry-That's all very well, but til your gone, you'll wait upon my boss' whim
Raoul-Oh yes your boss, and who is that?
MmeGiry-It's him
Meg-Sorry, did I hear you right? Here to sing?
Christine-Tomorrow night,
Meg-I'm afraid there must be some mistake, you can't be performing
Christine-Why?
Meg-Mainly dear, cuz so am I. I'm in fact the star for heavens sake, What are you to sing?
Christine-Just one little thing, an aria
Meg-no...
Christine-Please you needn't fret. I'm sure you will get your due
Meg-UGH!
*THAT NIGHT*
Phantom-Christine
Christine-What?
Phantom-Christine
Christine-W-whose there?
*the phantom reveals himself to Christine*
Y-you!W-why are you here? Why! How dare you! I have a life now!
Phantom-Don't do this...Don't fight me...I created this so you could come back to me and our breadsticks
Gustave-Mother!Mother!I'm scared!What a dream! An awful dream! Someone strange and mad, seething me and drowning me!
Christine-Hush, it's fine. There's someone I want you to meet. Gustave this is-Mr. Y
Phantom-Hell, son
Gustave-sir,
Phantom*Gasps!*I-I-I have to go
*runs and Christine follows*
Christine-Whats wrong?
Phantom-Did you notice something pecular about his eyes?
Christine-N-no
Phantom-You know, my eyes were once described to the people of the opera house as "black holes" they were so dark and deep set, it always appeared as if I had none,...so did the boy. How could you think I wouldn't guess?
Christine-W-what do you mean?
Phantom-Or did you think I wouldn't know?
Christine-Oh no
Phantom-Do you have something to confess?
Christine-Please don't make me
Phantom-I want the truth right now if so!
Christine-He's not Raoul's son. He's yours
Holy snap-ski, right? Okay, that was like the entire first act condesed into one episode and after a few, we begin to put our own spin on Webber's new musical. Everyone from Paris is coming back, and some new characters are coming too. The basic gist is, it's ten years later, and Coney Island is at its prime and who better to run in than the Phantom? In an attempt to win back Christine, he puts on the Mr. Y front and requests the soprano of the century. We used alot of lines from the songs to make these episodes, but cut out more than we put in.Dear Old Friend, one of my favorites, got the end cut out. Beneath a Moonless sky got cut out entirely, it explains how Gustave came to be. The begining of The Phantom Confronts Christine was the very end. And if anyone wants to see the musical, the orginal London cast is doing a world tour, Sidney is about to open it (and Andrew is currently on the search for Gustaves, they said I was too tall to audition, farts sacks, jk Webber, I love you!!!!) and Melbourne is also doing shows. Well, Giry will shut up and check her spelling and then post it. Do you know they say breadsticks is not in the dictionary!?! WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS!!!!!!
In emtional termoil,
Meg Giry
Episode#21-The Final Battle for Christine
So, my friends, this is the final episode of season 1, O.G Soap Opera. I'm excited, as I know you've been waiting for this (not) hehe. Okay, so Meggie here is extremely tired because she stayed at her friend's house last night and they stayed up til freakin' 4 in the morning so, Meg is tired. Ugh. Albino's need more than the average 8 hours sleep (if anyone cares, I go to bed around eight thirty every night, and it's not because my parents make me, which is weird, I was just born an old lady in an albino body (BORN THIS WAY!!) hehe. Well, I'll shut up. I'll let you get to the episode.
GIRY OUT! PEACE!
Phantom-Okay, this is it. The final battle for Christine. Winner takes all
Raoul-Alright, but we don't battle with breadsticks
Phantom-Darn
Raoul-swords
Phantom-Be there, or be square-the Paris opera house, box 5. Midnight July 29 1707. Are you ready for this?
Raoul-Just make sure you can do it ugly boy
Phantom-Just make sure your pants fit
*Later*
Voldemort-I have some one who can train you-Bartholomew.
Raoul-Your giraffe son?
Voldemort-Yes *sigh*
*Much later*
*Raoul runs through forest with giraffe on his back*
Bartholomew-Stay strong, stay focused, and we will defeat vader
Raoul-Wait-Vader?
Bartholomew-Sorry, this scenes been done before
*shows Luke with yoda on his back*
Yoda-With you people, whats wrong? We were training first and better than the pale guy, we were doing.
*shows Edward with Bella on his back*
Edward-We weren't training you booger covered munchkin
Luke-No need for the hurtful words
*Much, much later*(I swear, if Giry ever has to type that again, her brain will explode. BADUSH! ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!!)
Voldemort-Giry your hair is beautiful
MmeGiry-You really think so?
Voldemort-Yeah (they kiss)
All-ewww old people kiss
Hermione-RON, WHY ARE YOU KISSING CHRISTINE? I...t-th-thought you...you l-lo-loved m-me. WAAAHHHHHHHHH(She runs from the room)
Ron-HERMIONE, NO WAAAAIITTT
Christine-I thought we were kissing
Ron-we are over
Christine-What.........Fine then ERIK RAOUL DO YOUR FINAL DUEL. ERIK YOU CAN WIN. YOU CAN DO IT. DON'T WORRY EVEN IF YOU LOSE I WILL MARRY YOU
Phantom-sweet
Raoul-what about me?
Christine-Alright. Go Raoul...you can win...don't worry
Raoul-Thanks and my pants are too tight.
Meg-ooo a breadstick!
Your probably like, WHAT THE HECK THEY DIDN'T BATTLE. well...yeah. Sorry the title was so miss-leading but, it was the final episode. The fight is in the beginning of the first episode of Season 2, Love Never Dies. Which I will probably post today or sometime soon, I don't know, the albino must first take a napand dream about Jackson Rathbone. You didn't read that last line. ERASE IT FROM YOUR HEAD NOW!!!!! I'm sorry. And reader, don't forget to check out Rathbone's band, 100 Monkeys, they're once of my favorites. Do you notice how all over this paragraph was? I went from, love never dies, to napping, to Jackson Rathbone and 100 Monkeys.
Which brings me to my next point. DON'T SMOKE CRACK!! hehe. Adam Sandler. Okay, Albino's tired and rambling. I will post soon, So keep checking in.
Keep on, keepin' on,
-Meg Giry
GIRY OUT! PEACE!
Phantom-Okay, this is it. The final battle for Christine. Winner takes all
Raoul-Alright, but we don't battle with breadsticks
Phantom-Darn
Raoul-swords
Phantom-Be there, or be square-the Paris opera house, box 5. Midnight July 29 1707. Are you ready for this?
Raoul-Just make sure you can do it ugly boy
Phantom-Just make sure your pants fit
*Later*
Voldemort-I have some one who can train you-Bartholomew.
Raoul-Your giraffe son?
Voldemort-Yes *sigh*
*Much later*
*Raoul runs through forest with giraffe on his back*
Bartholomew-Stay strong, stay focused, and we will defeat vader
Raoul-Wait-Vader?
Bartholomew-Sorry, this scenes been done before
*shows Luke with yoda on his back*
Yoda-With you people, whats wrong? We were training first and better than the pale guy, we were doing.
*shows Edward with Bella on his back*
Edward-We weren't training you booger covered munchkin
Luke-No need for the hurtful words
*Much, much later*(I swear, if Giry ever has to type that again, her brain will explode. BADUSH! ALL OVER THE SCREEN!!!!)
Voldemort-Giry your hair is beautiful
MmeGiry-You really think so?
Voldemort-Yeah (they kiss)
All-ewww old people kiss
Hermione-RON, WHY ARE YOU KISSING CHRISTINE? I...t-th-thought you...you l-lo-loved m-me. WAAAHHHHHHHHH(She runs from the room)
Ron-HERMIONE, NO WAAAAIITTT
Christine-I thought we were kissing
Ron-we are over
Christine-What.........Fine then ERIK RAOUL DO YOUR FINAL DUEL. ERIK YOU CAN WIN. YOU CAN DO IT. DON'T WORRY EVEN IF YOU LOSE I WILL MARRY YOU
Phantom-sweet
Raoul-what about me?
Christine-Alright. Go Raoul...you can win...don't worry
Raoul-Thanks and my pants are too tight.
Meg-ooo a breadstick!
Your probably like, WHAT THE HECK THEY DIDN'T BATTLE. well...yeah. Sorry the title was so miss-leading but, it was the final episode. The fight is in the beginning of the first episode of Season 2, Love Never Dies. Which I will probably post today or sometime soon, I don't know, the albino must first take a nap
Which brings me to my next point. DON'T SMOKE CRACK!! hehe. Adam Sandler. Okay, Albino's tired and rambling. I will post soon, So keep checking in.
Keep on, keepin' on,
-Meg Giry
Episode#20-The Search for Raoul's Pants
This is my personal favorite. It's not pointless, but it's all over and it's pure insanity. It's like bozo the clown threw up. But less happy and colorful and cheery and all that other crap that makes the world go 'round. Anyway enjoy my little readers. Feast your eyes upon the search for Raoul's pants.
Raoul-Thanks for coming shopping with me, Meg
Meg-Hey, you have a credit card and I followed. Can we stop at Hoilster later? And I want some Gouchi boots, and Armani made this new cute handbag, and Coach-
Raoul-Meg, shut up. We're going to Old Navy to find me some pants that fit.
Meg-WAHHHHHH(Runs away)
Raoul-MEG YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
Meg-WATCH ME
Raoul-No, I mean I have the car keys, you really can't leave.
Meg-Dang it!
(at old navy, raoul is checking out, simply piling on jeans to the desk without even trying them on or checking the size)
Raoul-Oooo. I like this, its very swishy and roomie like my hair
Meg-That's a skirt
Raoul-Oh
(lady rings him up)
Lady-Hand me your credit card sir
Raoul-Here you go
Lady-*sigh* you have it diamond studded?
Raoul-You know it!
Lady-*sigh* Sir, your credit card debt is too high. We can't let you pay for these. My screen is shows you have a balance of negative 12640 dollars in your account
Raoul-What!Wait a minu-Erik!
Meg-what happened?!!?
Raoul-The phantom's been using my credit card
Meg-haha.OOOOooo a breadstick!
Lady-Ma'am you have to pay for those
Meg-The viscount'll cover me
Raoul-eh?
Meg-Haha!I'm heading off to armani sucker!
Lady-Sir, to pay this off, you have to work her
Raoul-But that's servant stuff! I'm a freaking Vicomte!
Lady-Sorry, now go tell that large man he can't eat these small children mannequins.
Raoul-Nah-eh
Lady-*sarcastic* Uh-huh!
Raoul-ehhhhhhhhhh
(Meg comes in with a Butler carrying, like, 50 bags)
Raoul-Meg, what are you doing with all those bags?
Meg-Shopping
Raoul-How did you pay for all that shopping?!
Meg-Your credit cards
Raoul-WHAT!! WHY DID YOU USE MY CARD
Meg-Because you handed it to me after you said, oh no, the phantom's been using my credit card then you threw it behind you and I got it
Raoul-AAARRRRGGG MEG YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT (Raoul brings out a shot gun and shoots a mannequin then the lady at the desk)
Phantom-Whoa what happened here? Raoul you should be ashamed of yourself, killing people out of rage, why that's my thing!
Raoul-YOU USED MY CREDIT CAR, I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ALSO PUT ME DEBT I WILL oo my pants aren't tight anymore!
Meg-LOOK! LOOK LOOKY! BREADSTICKS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY! LUKEY, COME LOOK AND COME AND EAT THEM WITH ME HOORAY BREADSTICKS
Phantom-Tsk tsk, Raoul. I can't believer you killed her and (eyes get wide) OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Raoul-WHAT!??!!?!!
Phantom-When was the last time you went to the hair stylist?
Raoul-Last week!Why?
Phantom-You got the generic brazillion blowout didn't you
Raoul-What?bsh!no!bsh!what??
Phantom-You did!You did! You got the cheapy one Because-(purses lips leaving Raoul in suspense)
Raoul-WHAT!??!?!! WHATTTTT!!!
(In comes Christine)
Christine-Oh my God! I'm gonna hurl!*runs out*
Raoul-waahhhhhh
Phantom-...YOUR HAIR'S FRIZZING UP!!!HAHAHA
Raoul-Shu-ut uuuu-ppp!!
Meg- You lost your money, your hair, ergo all your looks. The only thing you haven't lost are those new pants. Are you sure their not too tight? They look-
***RIP***
Raoul-*bursts into tears*(his pants just exploded)
Phantom-(muffled laughter)
Meg-This just isn't his day
Hermione-C'mon guys, lets get out of here and leave him be.
Ron-What a git.
Raoul-*crying harder*I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTANDDDDD YOOOUUU!
Ron-Hermione, Harry, what do people think I mean when I say git?
Hermione-Maybe they thing your calling them a cuss word
Harry-Or maybe they don't know what your saying (No crap Harry, that's only why he brought it up. Sorry,Meg Giry sarcasm. I'm addicted. Continue)
(Meg comes running in)
Meg-Hey Ron
Ron-Um, Hi
Meg-Here is my cell
Ron-ooookkkkk
Hermione-Um, Meg, RON IS MINE (Hermione slaps Meg)
Meg-Well at least my hair doesn't look like an ass's behind
Ron-(slaps Meg then punches, then Christine and Madame Giry come in and Christine is doing a dance while Giry cries)
Luke-MEEEGGG! you hurt my fiance you jerk hole!
Ron-whats a jerk hole?
Luke-Your mom
Ron-Really? that's the best you can do?
Luke-MEGGIE! MEGGIE, BABE, YOU ALRIGHT?
Meg-Oh yeah. Just peachy. JUST FREAKIN PEACHY. But ya know what? I'm not even gonna stoup to there level, cuz I HAVE THE BEST FREAKIN' HAIR IN THIS ROOM! YEAH, I SAID IT! cuz I'm blond, Christine's not.My hair's sleek and sexy and Her-my-own-niny's is as frizzy as Raoul's. And mom's...well do I have to go there?
MmeGiry-No. I know. It sucks monkey butt!
Raoul-Thanks for coming shopping with me, Meg
Meg-Hey, you have a credit card and I followed. Can we stop at Hoilster later? And I want some Gouchi boots, and Armani made this new cute handbag, and Coach-
Raoul-Meg, shut up. We're going to Old Navy to find me some pants that fit.
Meg-WAHHHHHH(Runs away)
Raoul-MEG YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
Meg-WATCH ME
Raoul-No, I mean I have the car keys, you really can't leave.
Meg-Dang it!
(at old navy, raoul is checking out, simply piling on jeans to the desk without even trying them on or checking the size)
Raoul-Oooo. I like this, its very swishy and roomie like my hair
Meg-That's a skirt
Raoul-Oh
(lady rings him up)
Lady-Hand me your credit card sir
Raoul-Here you go
Lady-*sigh* you have it diamond studded?
Raoul-You know it!
Lady-*sigh* Sir, your credit card debt is too high. We can't let you pay for these. My screen is shows you have a balance of negative 12640 dollars in your account
Raoul-What!Wait a minu-Erik!
Meg-what happened?!!?
Raoul-The phantom's been using my credit card
Meg-haha.OOOOooo a breadstick!
Lady-Ma'am you have to pay for those
Meg-The viscount'll cover me
Raoul-eh?
Meg-Haha!I'm heading off to armani sucker!
Lady-Sir, to pay this off, you have to work her
Raoul-But that's servant stuff! I'm a freaking Vicomte!
Lady-Sorry, now go tell that large man he can't eat these small children mannequins.
Raoul-Nah-eh
Lady-*sarcastic* Uh-huh!
Raoul-ehhhhhhhhhh
(Meg comes in with a Butler carrying, like, 50 bags)
Raoul-Meg, what are you doing with all those bags?
Meg-Shopping
Raoul-How did you pay for all that shopping?!
Meg-Your credit cards
Raoul-WHAT!! WHY DID YOU USE MY CARD
Meg-Because you handed it to me after you said, oh no, the phantom's been using my credit card then you threw it behind you and I got it
Raoul-AAARRRRGGG MEG YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT (Raoul brings out a shot gun and shoots a mannequin then the lady at the desk)
Phantom-Whoa what happened here? Raoul you should be ashamed of yourself, killing people out of rage, why that's my thing!
Raoul-YOU USED MY CREDIT CAR, I WILL KILL YOU. YOU ALSO PUT ME DEBT I WILL oo my pants aren't tight anymore!
Meg-LOOK! LOOK LOOKY! BREADSTICKS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY! LUKEY, COME LOOK AND COME AND EAT THEM WITH ME HOORAY BREADSTICKS
Phantom-Tsk tsk, Raoul. I can't believer you killed her and (eyes get wide) OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Raoul-WHAT!??!!?!!
Phantom-When was the last time you went to the hair stylist?
Raoul-Last week!Why?
Phantom-You got the generic brazillion blowout didn't you
Raoul-What?bsh!no!bsh!what??
Phantom-You did!You did! You got the cheapy one Because-(purses lips leaving Raoul in suspense)
Raoul-WHAT!??!?!! WHATTTTT!!!
(In comes Christine)
Christine-Oh my God! I'm gonna hurl!*runs out*
Raoul-waahhhhhh
Phantom-...YOUR HAIR'S FRIZZING UP!!!HAHAHA
Raoul-Shu-ut uuuu-ppp!!
Meg- You lost your money, your hair, ergo all your looks. The only thing you haven't lost are those new pants. Are you sure their not too tight? They look-
***RIP***
Raoul-*bursts into tears*(his pants just exploded)
Phantom-(muffled laughter)
Meg-This just isn't his day
Hermione-C'mon guys, lets get out of here and leave him be.
Ron-What a git.
Raoul-*crying harder*I CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTANDDDDD YOOOUUU!
Ron-Hermione, Harry, what do people think I mean when I say git?
Hermione-Maybe they thing your calling them a cuss word
Harry-Or maybe they don't know what your saying (No crap Harry, that's only why he brought it up. Sorry,Meg Giry sarcasm. I'm addicted. Continue)
(Meg comes running in)
Meg-Hey Ron
Ron-Um, Hi
Meg-Here is my cell
Ron-ooookkkkk
Hermione-Um, Meg, RON IS MINE (Hermione slaps Meg)
Meg-Well at least my hair doesn't look like an ass's behind
Ron-(slaps Meg then punches, then Christine and Madame Giry come in and Christine is doing a dance while Giry cries)
Luke-MEEEGGG! you hurt my fiance you jerk hole!
Ron-whats a jerk hole?
Luke-Your mom
Ron-Really? that's the best you can do?
Luke-MEGGIE! MEGGIE, BABE, YOU ALRIGHT?
Meg-Oh yeah. Just peachy. JUST FREAKIN PEACHY. But ya know what? I'm not even gonna stoup to there level, cuz I HAVE THE BEST FREAKIN' HAIR IN THIS ROOM! YEAH, I SAID IT! cuz I'm blond, Christine's not.My hair's sleek and sexy and Her-my-own-niny's is as frizzy as Raoul's. And mom's...well do I have to go there?
MmeGiry-No. I know. It sucks monkey butt!
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Episode#19
Meggie here made a slip. Looks like THIS is the last TRULY pointless one. Meg has checked. Okay, if you notice I talk in the third person a lot, it's because it's extremely fun. I do it all the time. TRY IT! not around adults though, I got tested for it once. Haha, but seriously, not kidding about the testing.
Bella-EDWARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RAN OFF WITH MEG!
Edward-Bella, love,I'm 110. I can't stay with you FOREVER! I get bored. And your a bi-polar goth chick who doesn't know how to brush her hair. When I left you went suicidal and the little friend you had ditched you. you HAVE no life outside of Jacob and myself.
Bella-NO TRUE! I like breadsticks! And those crunchy bacon strips that come in a yellow bag
Edward-Where did you get those?
Bella-At Jacob's house.
Edward-Bella, love, those are doggie treats.
Bella-oh
(Luke comes running in)
Luke-BACON!Gotta get that bacon!
Bella-Who wants a beggin' strip?
Luke-ME! I'd get it myself but I don't have thumbs!
Meg-*sigh*Raoul's pants are too tight
Bella-EDWARD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU RAN OFF WITH MEG!
Edward-Bella, love,I'm 110. I can't stay with you FOREVER! I get bored. And your a bi-polar goth chick who doesn't know how to brush her hair. When I left you went suicidal and the little friend you had ditched you. you HAVE no life outside of Jacob and myself.
Bella-NO TRUE! I like breadsticks! And those crunchy bacon strips that come in a yellow bag
Edward-Where did you get those?
Bella-At Jacob's house.
Edward-Bella, love, those are doggie treats.
Bella-oh
(Luke comes running in)
Luke-BACON!Gotta get that bacon!
Bella-Who wants a beggin' strip?
Luke-ME! I'd get it myself but I don't have thumbs!
Meg-*sigh*Raoul's pants are too tight
Episode#18
'Sup my lovely POTO fans? Meg Giry here, this is the last truly pointless one. Are you excited? Can I get a voot voot for the albino? Of course not this is the Internet (darn you Internet). Anyway, Christine may be on soon to help me intro our second season, Love Never Dies. Anyway, back to the show.
RandomGirl#1-Madame Giry is it story time now?
RandomGiry#2-Yeah!Please?
MmeGiry-Alright my little ballerinas, calm down, calm down.
Once upon a time, there was a girl, she was very beautiful
(screen shows Christine)
And there was a man, He was attractive. Actually he was attractive to the point of utter hottness.
(Screen shows Erik and a *sizzle* noise is played)
They loved each other very much, Unfortunately there was another man with swishy hair who loved Christine
(Screen shows Raoul and a *swishy* noise is played)
But Christine never choose, how depressing, she spent her whole life on those two boys and before she knew it, she was past her expiration date.Pity.
Christine-I did not!
MmeGiry-You know you will
Christine-But, Erik? Is that true? Because-(she rambles and rambles and rambles, so much, I got to too lazy to type it all)
Phantom-Christine shut up!I swear every time you open your mouth I get dumber!
***
Christine-Why can't I choose!
Phantom-Choose me
Raoul-No me
Christine-I choose...(trembling)Erik
Both-What?!
Christine-I-I've m-made my d-decision
Phantom-YES, WHAT NOW VICOMTE
Raoul-WAHHHHHHH
Christine-I'm just kidding! I won't choose, your poor, dim-witted souls are much too drained to let me have just have one of you *smile*
Phantom-THE ONE TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
Christine-Raoul, stop smiling, its creepy...seriously stop. WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!!?
Raoul-I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Phantom-No thoughts in his head at all.
Raoul-*sigh*...my pants are too tight
(Meg runs in)
Meg-GUESS WHAT GUYS!
Raoul&Phantom-What
Meg-I WANT BREADSTICKS!
Christine-TOOOO BAADDD!!!!
Meg-...thats not fair
Christine-Life isn't fair
Meg-Where have I heard that before??!!? Lets cut to the chase: ooo a....BREADSTICK!??! BREADSTICKS BREADSTICKS BREADSTICKS!! nommy. BREADSTICKS ARE AMAZING I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT TIME
Christine-Will she EVER shut up
All-SHUT UP MEG YOUR ANNOYING
Meg-WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH
Christine-Why are you still here Meg?
Meg-....I came for the breadsticks
Phantom-No thoughts.In her head. At all
Raoul-guys-
All-WE KNOW! YOUR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT
Raoul-yes
(Christine sits on a chair smiling like a china doll)
Phantom-No thoughts. in her head. at all.
Christine? Christe-ine? Christine!
Christine-Erik!I'm over here!
Phantom-But if your Christine, who is this?
Christine- Thats the Christine mannequin. Geesh Erik don't you remember where you keep that thing?
Phantom-...Sometimes...
Raoul-My pants are too tight
RandomGirl#1-Madame Giry is it story time now?
RandomGiry#2-Yeah!Please?
MmeGiry-Alright my little ballerinas, calm down, calm down.
Once upon a time, there was a girl, she was very beautiful
(screen shows Christine)
And there was a man, He was attractive. Actually he was attractive to the point of utter hottness.
(Screen shows Erik and a *sizzle* noise is played)
They loved each other very much, Unfortunately there was another man with swishy hair who loved Christine
(Screen shows Raoul and a *swishy* noise is played)
But Christine never choose, how depressing, she spent her whole life on those two boys and before she knew it, she was past her expiration date.Pity.
Christine-I did not!
MmeGiry-You know you will
Christine-But, Erik? Is that true? Because-(she rambles and rambles and rambles, so much, I got to too lazy to type it all)
Phantom-Christine shut up!I swear every time you open your mouth I get dumber!
***
Christine-Why can't I choose!
Phantom-Choose me
Raoul-No me
Christine-I choose...(trembling)Erik
Both-What?!
Christine-I-I've m-made my d-decision
Phantom-YES, WHAT NOW VICOMTE
Raoul-WAHHHHHHH
Christine-I'm just kidding! I won't choose, your poor, dim-witted souls are much too drained to let me have just have one of you *smile*
Phantom-THE ONE TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT
Christine-Raoul, stop smiling, its creepy...seriously stop. WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!!?
Raoul-I smile because I have no idea what's going on
Phantom-No thoughts in his head at all.
Raoul-*sigh*...my pants are too tight
(Meg runs in)
Meg-GUESS WHAT GUYS!
Raoul&Phantom-What
Meg-I WANT BREADSTICKS!
Christine-TOOOO BAADDD!!!!
Meg-...thats not fair
Christine-Life isn't fair
Meg-Where have I heard that before??!!? Lets cut to the chase: ooo a....BREADSTICK!??! BREADSTICKS BREADSTICKS BREADSTICKS!! nommy. BREADSTICKS ARE AMAZING I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT TIME
Christine-Will she EVER shut up
All-SHUT UP MEG YOUR ANNOYING
Meg-WWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH
Christine-Why are you still here Meg?
Meg-....I came for the breadsticks
Phantom-No thoughts.In her head. At all
Raoul-guys-
All-WE KNOW! YOUR PANTS ARE TOO TIGHT
Raoul-yes
(Christine sits on a chair smiling like a china doll)
Phantom-No thoughts. in her head. at all.
Christine? Christe-ine? Christine!
Christine-Erik!I'm over here!
Phantom-But if your Christine, who is this?
Christine- Thats the Christine mannequin. Geesh Erik don't you remember where you keep that thing?
Phantom-...Sometimes...
Raoul-My pants are too tight
Monday, November 21, 2011
Episode#17
This is the first episode that really give you insight to Christine and Raoul. Why does Raoul stick around? Why does Christine let him? AND(!!!) CHRISTINE DAAE'S HAIR SECRETS REVEALED! What she told us in this exclusive episode of-
Phantom-Raoul, quit talking to yourself!
Raoul-SORRY! carry on Meg.
The boys are sorry, Meggie's back now and that's the last time I leave Raoul in charge...what the crap is he saying about Christine's hair? Sorry guys. Back to the show
Albino Giry out
(Raoul and Christine are dancing)
Christine-(thinking)*Maybe if I smile really big, he won't suspect anything*
Raoul-Christine, do you want to tell me something?
Christine-no!!
Raoul-Your hair is so pretty-OMG you stole my volumizing shampoo!
(Christine runs, Raoul makes it to her dressing room. There, there are two notes both label 'Raoul' )
Raoul-(reads aloud)
Dear Raoul,
I may be deformed, buy your just plain UGLY
Love, Erik
Did he say "love"?
Dearest lover, Raoul,
Even with his mask off, you still look like crap next to him.
P.S. we're in the cemetery
(Raoul runs to his horse stables and jumps on a white horse)
To the cemetery Snowflake!(thinks)*don't fall off. don't fall off. don't fall off*
***THUD***
Phantom-I told you he would fall off, give me 50 franks
Christine-dang!
(Raoul draws his sword and points it at Erik)
Phantom-Poke me, I dare you
Christine-What do you have to say Raoul?
Raoul-My pants are too tight
Christine-*sigh*AAARRRRGGGG I HATE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE BUT NOO YOU ARE SUCH A (Erik kisses her) that was a very nice way to make me shut up
Phantom-Christine, I know we haven't know each other very long but
(opens a box,which holds a bear, which holds another box, that when he opens it, it shows a diamond wedding ring)
will you marry me?
Raoul-You never give me a chance
Phantom-Your right, hahahahaha (lifts up Christine,kisses her then runs off)
P.S. faithful reader, your all knowing Meg Giry here, they don't get married...
OR DO THEY?
Meg-RAOUL GO AWAY
Raoul-wahh ha haaawww
Meg-stupid Viscount. Ugh.
Gotta go loving readers. see ya later, get your sleep, feed your face, water your dog, and go do something (just don't do something illegal, I don't support that) so long, fare well, good night!
Phantom-Raoul, quit talking to yourself!
Raoul-SORRY! carry on Meg.
The boys are sorry, Meggie's back now and that's the last time I leave Raoul in charge...what the crap is he saying about Christine's hair? Sorry guys. Back to the show
Albino Giry out
(Raoul and Christine are dancing)
Christine-(thinking)*Maybe if I smile really big, he won't suspect anything*
Raoul-Christine, do you want to tell me something?
Christine-no!!
Raoul-Your hair is so pretty-OMG you stole my volumizing shampoo!
(Christine runs, Raoul makes it to her dressing room. There, there are two notes both label 'Raoul' )
Raoul-(reads aloud)
Dear Raoul,
I may be deformed, buy your just plain UGLY
Love, Erik
Did he say "love"?
Dearest lover, Raoul,
Even with his mask off, you still look like crap next to him.
P.S. we're in the cemetery
(Raoul runs to his horse stables and jumps on a white horse)
To the cemetery Snowflake!(thinks)*don't fall off. don't fall off. don't fall off*
***THUD***
Phantom-I told you he would fall off, give me 50 franks
Christine-dang!
(Raoul draws his sword and points it at Erik)
Phantom-Poke me, I dare you
Christine-What do you have to say Raoul?
Raoul-My pants are too tight
Christine-*sigh*AAARRRRGGGG I HATE YOU, I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE BUT NOO YOU ARE SUCH A (Erik kisses her) that was a very nice way to make me shut up
Phantom-Christine, I know we haven't know each other very long but
(opens a box,which holds a bear, which holds another box, that when he opens it, it shows a diamond wedding ring)
will you marry me?
Raoul-You never give me a chance
Phantom-Your right, hahahahaha (lifts up Christine,kisses her then runs off)
P.S. faithful reader, your all knowing Meg Giry here, they don't get married...
OR DO THEY?
Meg-RAOUL GO AWAY
Raoul-wahh ha haaawww
Meg-stupid Viscount. Ugh.
Gotta go loving readers. see ya later, get your sleep, feed your face, water your dog, and go do something (just don't do something illegal, I don't support that) so long, fare well, good night!
Episode#16-Wrath of the Snow White
This episode is pointless and I have had countless people ask me to get to the point on this story, but my friends, is there ever a point? Whats the point of life? We live to die. End of story.
Yep. I'm that deep.
Sorry guys, I'm about to get into the second season, Love Never Dies (Andrew Lloyd Webber's sequel to the Phantom of the Opera) and the point starts there.
Stuff just got real.
-Meg Giry
(some girl in a yellow dress and short black hair comes up behind Erik)
Sw-HI!!!
Phantom-AHHHHHHHHH..........Who are you??
Sw-I'm a princess
Phantom-Oookkkk.....but who....are.........you?
Sw-Oh............well.....I'm.........My ...name is.......uh........before I say it will you promise not to laugh??!??
Phantom-uh....ok
Sw-Okay..............my name...........is (creepy music)....Snow White!!!!!
Phantom-(laughing so hard he may pee his pants)so(talking between fits of laughter) so...that's your name? Snow White?..........hahahahhahahahaha
SnowWhite-WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Raoul-She's pretty sexy Erik. I'd stop laughing
Phantom-Well...I'm going to marry Christine so it doesn't matter
Raoul-...
Phantom-...
Both-DIBBS!
SnowWhite-YEAH! Wait, so what were talking about?
Both-Will you go out with me?
Christine-No, neither of you
Both-Why?
Christine-Because Snow White chick isn't a girl(crowd gasps as Christine pulls off her mask and reveals Voldemorts head)
All-What are you doing in there?
Phantom-Cause it's kind of weird
Voldemort-I wanted to see how stupid you two really were.
Phantom-Well, yeah we are, brother,but must you prove it...oOo a breadstick
Raoul-yeah...BREADSTICKS
Voldemort-HAHAHA I HAVE YOU NOW
Yep. I'm that deep.
Sorry guys, I'm about to get into the second season, Love Never Dies (Andrew Lloyd Webber's sequel to the Phantom of the Opera) and the point starts there.
Stuff just got real.
-Meg Giry
(some girl in a yellow dress and short black hair comes up behind Erik)
Sw-HI!!!
Phantom-AHHHHHHHHH..........Who are you??
Sw-I'm a princess
Phantom-Oookkkk.....but who....are.........you?
Sw-Oh............well.....I'm.........My ...name is.......uh........before I say it will you promise not to laugh??!??
Phantom-uh....ok
Sw-Okay..............my name...........is (creepy music)....Snow White!!!!!
Phantom-(laughing so hard he may pee his pants)so(talking between fits of laughter) so...that's your name? Snow White?..........hahahahhahahahaha
SnowWhite-WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NAME
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Raoul-She's pretty sexy Erik. I'd stop laughing
Phantom-Well...I'm going to marry Christine so it doesn't matter
Raoul-...
Phantom-...
Both-DIBBS!
SnowWhite-YEAH! Wait, so what were talking about?
Both-Will you go out with me?
Christine-No, neither of you
Both-Why?
Christine-Because Snow White chick isn't a girl(crowd gasps as Christine pulls off her mask and reveals Voldemorts head)
All-What are you doing in there?
Phantom-Cause it's kind of weird
Voldemort-I wanted to see how stupid you two really were.
Phantom-Well, yeah we are, brother,but must you prove it...oOo a breadstick
Raoul-yeah...BREADSTICKS
Voldemort-HAHAHA I HAVE YOU NOW
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