Raoul-Christine...
Christine-My love, your awake
Raoul-ahuh
Christine-Baby...
Raoul-Yeah?
Christine-Meg's had so many kids
Raoul-so?
Christine-So why don't we try for a girl
Raoul-WHAT! What's wrong with you? Just cuz Meg can't stop doing the jiggly doesn't mean you can have another kid. And we haven't even slept in the same bed for years. Do you really want to try?
Christine-The jiggly? You're really not mature enough to say s-
Raoul-LALALALALALAL*Covers ears*
Christine-Fine.
Raoul-I just...I'm not ready for that
Christine-...what?
Raoul-I'm sorry.
Christine-N-no! I'm sorry!! I'll just have a kid with someone else and you don't even get to know who!
Raoul-Christine! Christine wait!!
****ON PHONE****
Christine-Hello? Yeah, I need a date. How much? 30? No...I don't have that much on me, 20? Sure, but it'll break me. Oh you little flirt. Yeah I'll be right over, Emmett. This is great. And to think you had a crush on me this whole time! Bye baby.
*he comes in*
Emmett-Let's go my sexy kitten
Christine-Meow...
Emmett-Why do you need this?
Christine-...to get pregnant
Emmett-hehe. I can do that
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