Meg-Bye Draco
Draco-Bye Meg, I will never forget you
Meg-I will never forget you
Luke-MEG COME DANCE WITH ME
Meg-K! Draco, I will never ever forget you and I, like, Love you, don't you ever forget, got it?
Draco-*Laughs* Your an amazing girl, and if I ever need a babysitter, I'll call you
Meg-K, I love you, tell Scorp I loved him
Luke-MEGGIE COME DANCE PLEASE
Meg-K, bye Draco
Draco-Good-bye Meg, hopefully it won't be forever (vanishes in puff of smoke)
Meg-Wow
Luke-Meggie, I love you more than anyone. I couldn't live without you and oh do you want a breadstick?
Meg-Sure
Smurfer-I AM SMURFER. AND I STILL LIVE GIVE ME YOUR BREADSTICKS OR I TAKE CHRISTINE AND MEG
Raoul&Phantom&Luke&Draco-NOOO DON'T TAKE THEM
Smurfer-THEN GIVE ME YOUR BREADSTICKS
Voldemort-NOOOO ONE TAKES MY BREADSTICKS
Smurfer-THEN GIVE ME BREADSTICKS
Voldemort-NEVER
Smurfer-(grabs meg and Christine)THEY WILL BE MY PERSONAL SLAVES AND DO WHATEVER I PLEASE GOOD-BYE HUMANS MWAHAHAHA
Luke&Draco-NO MEG I LOVED HER
Luke-When did you get here?
Draco-5 hours ago
Luke-Wow
Draco-We need a truce to save Meg
Luke-Deal
Phantom-We need a truce
Raoul-Why
Phantom-To save Christine
Raoul-Okay, Sooooooooo what do we do?
Luke-We fight
Draco-With...
*Simultaneously*
Draco-Wands
Luke-Lightsabers
Both-Grrrr!
Draco-I say wands!
Luke-Well I say Lightsabers!
Phantom-How about punjab lassos?
Raoul-Noooo, how about swords?
Phantom-LASSOS!
Raoul-SWORDS!
Luke-LIGHTSABERS!
Draco-WANDS!
Voldemort-ENOUGH!We fight for the breadsticks, with the breadsticks.
*pregnant pause*
Draco-TIE UP THE CRAZY DEAD GUY!!!
All-WAHHHHHHH
Raoul-Doodle doo!
Phantom-Dude! You have the suckiest battle cry!
Raoul-Your just jealous cuz I'm sexy and your deformed *does sexy dance*
Phantom-*sigh* What. an. idiot.
***
*The boys are headed into the cave with their weapons of choice*
Bella-*runs out* Haha! Okay, bye girls!
*Mysterious giggles*
Raoul-Bella? Why are you down here?
Bella-Why are you?
Draco-Because Smurfer took all our girlfriends.
Bella-Wait, wha-Ohhhhh. Okay, well your far far far away from him
Luke-Well? Where is he?
Bella-Dead you dorks, the girls faked the whole scene to go on vacation. This is the cave spa, you hobos. Gosh.
Renesmee-Hey, Mom?
Bella-Wazzap baby girl?
Renesmee-Can I stay out late tonight?
Bella-If you can stay awake, why?
Renesmee-Gustave and I are going out
Bella-Ah, No way, Jose. Come home now.
Renesmee-...NO!! THIS SUCKS!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!*Runs,...comes back*I love you Mommy, lets go home now...
Bella-Okkkaayy. Lets go-
Renesme-NOOOOOOOO WAHHHHHHHHHHH!....
Bella-Oh. my. God. She hit puberty.
*Boys all laugh as Bella stands like a statue.*
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