(Luke and Meg are on a date. Luke is going to ask Meg something really important.....again)
Meg-That was such a good breadstick dinner Lukey. Thanks for taking me out
Luke-My pleasure (Luke is driving them to the beach. The sun is setting, it is very beautiful)
Meg-Lukey, why are we going to the beach?
Luke-You'll see
Meg-Lukey, what are you doing?
(Luke is on one knee, the sun behind him)
Luke-Meggie, I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time. I've asked you it before but you said yes and no, so I'm going to try again...........(brings out box within the box is a teddy bear holding another box which is holding a diamond ring) Meg, will you marry me?
Meg-Of course Mr. Breadstick man
Luke-Um Meggie, snap out of it
Meg-huh, what, oh. Oh, Lukey, I will marry you
Luke-Really, You will, well then. TO VEGAS ON DANCER AND PRANCER AND DONNER AND VIXON ( and you know the rest)
***
Meg-Whoa, how many breadsticks did I have?
Luke-A lot, why?
Meg-My breadsticks must've impaired my judgement. I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!
Luke-why??!!?
Meg-I don't love you! I'm taking a stand, I'm through with being a ditzy ballerina, I want to be free now.
Reid-Maybe I can help
Luke-Who are you?
Reid-Dr. Spencer Reid
Luke-The queer kid from Criminal Minds who voices Simon in Alvin and the Chipmunks
Reid-Well, yes
Meg-This isn't your episode! Get out of here! You can't just come in on a major episode and decide you wanna guest star! What's the matter with you?!
Reid-Sorry
Meg-Your sexy though
Luke-Yes.
Meg-.....
Reid-....
Meg-But seriously man, you make nerds, geeks, freaks and intelligence sexy
Reid-The-ah-blonde likes?
Meg-Oh yeah. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Reid-Pinyta party?
Meg-Errrr. Sure. *sad*
Reid-Oh year
Meg-*sigh* *they leave*
Luke-Again? Vegas isn't my city man
*girl comes up in Leia costume*
Girl-Or is it?
Luke-Dude, your dressed like my sister
Girl-That doesn't mean that it isn't sexy
Luke-*Sigh*
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