Raoul-Umm Christine, over here
Christine-What is it Raoul?
Raoul-(kneels, opens a box with a ring) Christine, I know that we are married but I want you to know that I love you and will you marry me agaHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(ponies trampled Raoul)
Christine-Oh. my. gosh. Are you okay?
Phantom-*runs in opens box* Will you marry me Christine?
Christine-Erik, I am a married woman
Phantom-Not if he's dead.
Raoul-I am alive if anyone wants to help me up
Phantom-No, we're good.
Christine-Oh, shut up Erik. Come on Raoul, get up. Take my hand. No that's my shoe, no that's a branch, not that's a punjab lasso. Raoul tha- wait. PUNJAB LASSO?! ERIK GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT!
Phantom-Yes, Christine?
Christine-Why is there a punjab lasso on the floor?
Phantom-I don't know
Christine-Spill it.
Phantom-All right, I was trying to kill Raoul again, but the ponies weren't my idea nor did I do it.
Raoul-Again! Wait a minute. Are you the reason that my pants are too tight? Let me at him! My thighs have been in pain for years!
Christine-Raoul, calm down, your in no shape to fight. Let's all go home. Erik, late me and you are going to have a talk.
Phantom-Fine with me as long as there is kissing.
Christine-Ahh...
Phantom-Christine, I know how amazingly hot I am but you-
Christine-Your deformed.
Raoul-errrrrr
Christine-Raoul! Baby! *runs to him and kisses his forehead* are you okay?
Raoul-Just make sure Gustave doesn't see me this way.
Christine-You're such a good father.
Raoul-Say you love me...
Christine-You know I do.
Both-Love me, that's all I ask of-
Phantom-I HEARD THIS 11 YEARS AGO I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT AGAIN! YOU SHALL BE MY BRIDE! *Takes Christine*
Gustave-Mother please!!
Raoul-Gustave stay back
Gustave-No! I have...ponies
*rides up with pony army*
PoNy-We are ready commander
Gustave-Good, Powderpuff onward
Phantom-AHHHHHH
Christine-Oooo!! Ponies!
Raoul-They smell like bacon
Dumbledore-They smell like undies
Gustave-Get out of here!!
Phantom-Ponies!! How did you know they were my weakness!
Gustave-Nothing...I just like ponies
Christine-I'm going to re-marry Raoul.*Phantom drops her* The love of my life
Phantom-My love for you will never die-
Christine-Mine did. When you tried to hurt my son. You don't deserve him. Raoul does.
Raoul-My Christine...
Christine-Hush, you are so weak. Sleep, my viscounte
Raoul-I'll work harder Christine.
Christine-I know, because now you and Meg have jobs at McDonalds
Raoul-Your kidding right?
Christine-Oh no. Enjoy flipping burgers.
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