Phantom-Come on Christine, one more date. Please.
Christine-No, I'm married. Ask me in two years, 'kay?
Phantom-Why two?
Christine-That's is probably when Raoul's going to snap and go back to his beer
Phantom-Good point
Gustave-Mom, can I go out tonight?
Phantom-This sounds familiar...
Christine-If you can stay awake, why?
Gustave-I'm taking Nessie out
Christine-You mean the crippled girl?**
Gustave-NO! My Nessie! D-don't y-you know who I-I'm talking about WAHHHHH
Christine-I b-believe Erik, that you need to talk to your son now
Phantom-Okay........son, your going through puberty
(Gustave faints)
**This is a reference to Wicked the musical, Nessarose, who is the wicked witch of the east, and is crippled
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