Gustave-J-Jacob!
Jacob-Oh, look Nessie! The munchkin wants to play *shoves him to the ground*
Renesmee-Hey!
Gustave-*gets up slowly then, dusts himself off them WAM he hits Jacob in the face and a fight insues*
Christine-Gustave! Gustave!
Phantom-God that's like our catch phrase now
Christine-Oh, I finally have one!!
Reid-FBI!!FBI!! SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!!!
Meg-Spencer!!
Reid-Huh?
Meg-You are the FBI
Reid-Oh. CALL ME!!! CALL MEE!!
BlondeGirl-Ok-ay*gives him her number*
Meg-Back off!!
Reid-Wow. All 7 digits.....
Meg-Shut up Reid
Reid-You know I love you
Meg-Hey, you love one prostitute, you love em all
Reid-But I love you the best
Meg-What ev
Reid-*holds up box*
Meg-Omi God. Is that what I think it is?
Reid-Arma-
Meg-ARMANI ARMANI *Attacks him for boots*
Renesmee-Gustave! Stop Jacob please let him go!
Jacob-*gets Gustave in headlock* Fine, on one condition
Renesmee-Anything
Jacob-...Marry me Renesmee Carlie Cullen
Renesmee-wha-
Jacob-Marry me or I kill him! Too late for turning back to late for tears and useless pity
Gustave-Say you love him and my life is over
Jacob-All though you cry for help, no point in fighting For either way you choose you cannot win
Gustave-For either way you choose he has to win
Jacob-So do you end your days with me? Or do you send him to his grave?
Gustave-Why make her lie to you to save me!
Renesmee-JACOB BLACK you decieved me...Why do you curse mercy?
Gustave-I fought so hard to free you
Renesmee-Why do you curse...
Jacob-You've past the point of no return
Renesmee-Mercy. Jacob Black, you decieved me
Jacob-You try my patience. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
Renesmee-I will marry you Jacob Black
Edward-Oh my God
Bella-JACOB HOW COULD YOU *sobs* you were my best friend.
Phantom-That's it. I disown him. He sang the Raoul part of the song
Raoul-At least Jacob's bad ass and doesn't back down. Cuz you were scared the big bad Viscount was agonna getcha!!!
Phantom-Ahhhh!! I mean whaaaaa psh naw!
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