Jacob-Good night, Renesmee, I've missed you so much.
Renesmee-Good night Jacob*walks out, but Jacob grabs her arm and kisses her cheek, then she goes inside*
Gustave-Hey dog!
Jacob-Oh, look, it's the baby. Go run home to your mom and have her change your diaper ya freak
Gustave-Back off Renesmee
Jacob-Oh!Look at this, the wittle waby has a crushy-wushy on Renesmee. Kissy kissy. This is man's business, Nessie needs a grown man, not a boy. She's gonna out grow you kid. By the time she's 6 years old, she'll have reached her full growth, looking around 19, that's two years from now. What'll you be? 4?
Gustave-What are you talking about?
Jacob-She didn't tell you?! Oh this is rich! She was born for me buddy, suck it up
Gustave-You're lying!!It can't be true!!
Jacob-But is is and that's what makes it so dang funny
Gustave-Nessie loves me
Jacob-Maybe today, but when she's grown, what's she gonna want? A little baby? I don't think so.
Gustave-No...It can't be true
Jacob-But it is
Gustave-Nessie...Boo hoo hoo!!
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NESSIE! WAHHHHH NESSIE!
Renesmee-What is it?
Gustave-Will, will you ever grow bored of me?
Renesmee-No!Who said that?
Gustave-Your jerk boyfriend Jacob
Renesmee-What! He is NOT my boyfriend, you are
Gustave-But, he said-wait you said I'm your boyfriend
Renesmee-Yes, I did. But what did he say?
Gustave-That you were made for him and that I was a baby
Renesmee-WHAT! I was so not made for him!
Gustave-He also said that when you're 6 you would look 19
Renesmee-Well, that part is true
Gustave-Oh, but you do love me right?
Renesmee-Oh, Gustave. Why wouldn't I? You're kind, smart and handsome. What wouldn't I like about you?
Gustave-When you put it that way, I don't know. Besides, I'm not immortal like you
Renesmee-You don't have to, you're my prince charming, my happily ever after
Gustave-I am?
Renesmee-Yes
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Jacob-Nessie!
Renesmee-Jacob!!
Jacob-What crap have you been spreading about me?
Renesmee-What do you mean?
Jacob-Like, that you still like that little fart of a kid
Renesmee-It's the truth
Jacob-No, you love me
Renesmee-Ya know, I don't remember you being such a jerk
Jacob-Hey, shut up *smacks her*
Renesmee-Hey!
Jacob-I'm your boyfriend, don't forget it
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Gustave-I just don't know what to do! That's why I came to you guys. You're notorious ladies men. *camera move to show Raoul and Erik*
Raoul-Well, I know I am, but Erik over here, well that's iffy
Phantom-I had sex with your wife
Raoul-Yeah, when she was a whore
Gustave-LALALALALALA!!
Raoul-Who did you date other than Christine? I made out with Meg and Hermione (against their will of course)
Phantom-I ran away with Meg once.
Raoul-Everyone ran away with Meg dude!!
Gustave-I didn't
Phantom-Wells here's what you gotta do-
Raoul-You gotta pick a fight with the guy and hit him with swords.
Gustave-No, I tried that before, how about lassos?
Phantom-.....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Raoul-SHUT UP ERIK!
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