(That title is meant to be non-racist. LOL.I swear. I'm albino anyway so, I have no favor of race)
*Nessie and Jacob are sitting, watching TV when suddently, Nessie screams*
Renesmee-Jacob!
Jacob-Renesmee?! What is it? What's wrong!
Renesmee-The baby...I think my water just broke
Jacob-What am I supposed to do?
Renesmee-DELIVER IT!!
Jacob-Oh...um...where does it come out again?
Renesmee-Get it!!!-*passes out*
Jacob-Oh man! Crap just got real, um seasection, that's what I do right? Who am I talking to...um...OMG IS THAT THE BAB-oh...oh my God...
Renesmee-My baby...
Jacob-Shhh, I have to take the baby to Carlisle...
Renesmee-What is it?
Jacob-...A girl. Her name is-Brittany
Renesmee-How pretty...*passes out*
Jacob-Oh God Nessie, the baby's dead
***
Victoria-Why do you need her?
Jacob-My wife's baby died, I will do anything to get Tiffany
Victoria-Brittany
Jacob-Whatever. I just need her.
Victoria-Fine, but when you die, we get your blood
Jacob-I thought I smelled bad
Victoria-You blood through my fingers just sounds so attractive
Jacob-...you leeches are weird
Victoria-hehehe*hands him baby*
Jacob-Hey Brittany...
***
Renesmee-She's so big
Jacob-She's our little girl
Renesmee-She's beautiful
Jacob-I'll go stick her in her crib
Renesmee-I love you Jacob
Jacob-Me, not Gustave?
Renesmee-...Gutave who?
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