Meg-I just can't believe he's really gone.
Reid-Just forget about it Meg. C'mon and watch the movie.
Meg-Which movie?
Reid-Breaking Dawn part 1. No Bella! Don't die on him! He needs you! Jacob needs you! Wahhhhhh!
Meg-This is so weird, OMG WHAT DID THEY DO TO EDWARD'S HAIR!! THEY CUT THE POOF!!! THE POOFY!!! WAHHHHH
*KnockKnock*
Whose that?
Reid-I don't know, hand me a tissue, I can't see out my eyes because of the tears. Oh Bella!
Meg-You do relize she's alive
Reid-Whaaaaa?
Meg-That was in the past. We saw her, like, the other day as a vampire.
Reid-Oh thanks for ruining the movie for me Meg!
Meg-*sigh, opens door*Gustave?! What are you doing here?*Gustave passes out*
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Reid-Here he's waking up!
Gustave-Nessie...
Meg-No Gustave. It's aunt Meg and uncle Spencer...
Gustave-ugh...I looked all over for her
Reid-F-for who?
Gustave-Renesmee...
Meg-Oh Gustave...
Gustave-Reid...you gotta help me...
Reid-This isn't an FBI case son, I can't help you
Gustave-no
Reid-You made the bet, and the best thing you can do is wait the two years
Gustave-I can't let her get pregnant.
Meg-It's too late, you have to
Gustave-My Nessie...
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