*Christine is in the Alps, hopelessly lost. She comes to a cave, and yells in*
Christine-BRITTANY! BRITTANY! *She she sees a figure much bigger than a baby* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OW *She faints*
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(Christine is waking up, she is hanging upside down by her ankles)
Wampa-GOOD MORNING
Christine-AHHHHHHHHHH
Wampa-AHHHHHHHHH
Christine-AHHHHHHHHHH
Wampa-WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Christine-BECAUSE!!! AAHHHHHHHH
Wampa-SILENCE
Christine-meh
Wampa-My name is Wampa
Christine-Hey! I know you! You were in the Empire Strikes Back! The 5th Star Wars movie
Wampa-Oh, are you a fan?
Christine-No, you almost killed Luke
Wampa-Skywalker!!!!
Christine-Why do you have me here?
Wampa-I am very civilized as you can see by my British accent, but my people eat humans, and you looked rather soft and tastey
Christine-No! Uh, actually, I'm kinda chewy and I taste like...zebra butt
Wampa-Ew. Well, beggars can't be choosers
Christine-Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!
Wampa-Anything?
Christine-...yes
Wampa-Hmmm, well then, maybe we can work out a deal
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Reid-Mmm good morning, Meggie
Meg-Morning baby
Reid-How'd you sleep?
Meg-We didn't sleep
Reid-hehe *kisses her*
Meg-I have a question
Reid-Yeah?
Meg-...never mind, your going to say no
Reid-You don't know that
Meg-No, you will
Reid-Whatever you want, Meg, you can have it
Meg-I want another baby
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