Christine-I'm here! Where's my son?
Rosalie-*she's hidden* here *shows Gustave all tied up*
Christine-Gustave! *starts to run to him, but Emmett catches her*
Emmett-shhh, don't let him worry.
Christine-Let him go!
Emmett-Neh, that wasn't in the deal, we just said we wouldn't kill him. Well, we won't kill him. We'll torture him and eventually he'll die
Christine-No!
Gustave-Mother!
Rosalie-Quiet you! *smack*
Christine-R-rosalie?
Rosalie-*growl* the baby looks like you *spit* I don't wan it! If I can't have kids neither can you! *throws baby in her arms across the room*
Baby-wahh
Christine-GUSTAVE GUSTAVE!!
*Rosalie leans in to bite him but then Nessie bursts into the room*
Renesmee-No my boyfriend!
Gustave-Wait? We're going steady! Yay!
Renesmee-*POW* Sorry auntie!
Gustave-Don't say sorry, that was awesome!
Emmett-Renesmee! That was bad...*smirk* You need a time out *throws out his hand and she rams into the wall*
Gustave-Nessie!
*she breaks free and when Emmett turns around, he is unaware of this-*
Renesmee-Hey uncle
Emmett-Huh?
Renesmee-Here's your time out *p0w he's unconscious*
Gustave-...hehe kewl. Nessie! How did you get here!
Renesmee-I followed your smell
Gustave-What do I smell like
Renesmee-Love-I mean cookies.
Raoul-aww. young love
Phantom-eww
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