Episode#109-James Bond Returns (yikes)

Christine-Anything, I'll do anything, just name it.

Wampa-Hmmmm
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This is the life

Christine-No, it is not

Wampa-Just keep massaging.

Christine-Grrr

Wampa-Do you want to be eaten?
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Christine-Master, you wouldn't have happened to see a little baby, of about 3 months come through here would you?

Wampa-...Nope, never seen here

Christine-Well, I'm gonna be going then

Wampa-Great. You were perfect.

Christine-Goodbye

Wampa-Goodbye *pulls zipper at the back of his head to reveal (gasp) JAMES BOND*

Christine-JAMES BOND what are you doin' here?

James-Under cover work

Christine-wow

James-I'll be on the look too for your little girl.

Christine-oh-well...bye

Episode#108-The Baby Debate

Reid-Absolutely not Meg

Meg-Spence...

Reid-We have 4 kids, I'm gone with work and your still performing. Your parents are in Fiji, the British guys are at Hoggywarts, Christine's in the alps and everyone else is insane!! Who would watch them?

Meg-I'll stay home!

Reid-Meg, we need that money

Meg-Then what, Spence? What are we gonna do?

Reid-I-I honestly don't know

Meg-Luke...

Reid-Absolutely not!

Meg-He's back home! He can! I trust him

Reid-I don't. The only boyfriend you didn't sleep with, too good to be true

Meg-Please...

Reid-I'm not gonna go back to Virginia, knowing the dumb mutt is living with my wife and kids.

Meg-You're right...I'm sorry. I love you baby.

Reid-I love you too

Meg-Your perfect

Reid-Your perfect. Hey, I'm gonna go take a bubble bath, my beauty *leaves*

Meg-Bathing beauty...on the beach...roll it in clover and get a tan all over, wearing a smile and giving Coney Island...Bathing Beauty say-

Luke-HELLO!

Episode#107-Christine in the Alps and the Wampa that...Ate Her?

*Christine is in the Alps, hopelessly lost. She comes to a cave, and yells in*

Christine-BRITTANY! BRITTANY! *She she sees a figure much bigger than a baby* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OW *She faints*
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(Christine is waking up, she is hanging upside down by her ankles)

Wampa-GOOD MORNING

Christine-AHHHHHHHHHH

Wampa-AHHHHHHHHH

Christine-AHHHHHHHHHH

Wampa-WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Christine-BECAUSE!!! AAHHHHHHHH

Wampa-SILENCE

Christine-meh

Wampa-My name is Wampa

Christine-Hey! I know you! You were in the Empire Strikes Back! The 5th Star Wars movie

Wampa-Oh, are you a fan?

Christine-No, you almost killed Luke

Wampa-Skywalker!!!!

Christine-Why do you have me here?

Wampa-I am very civilized as you can see by my British accent, but my people eat humans, and you looked rather soft and tastey

Christine-No! Uh, actually, I'm kinda chewy and I taste like...zebra butt

Wampa-Ew. Well, beggars can't be choosers

Christine-Please don't kill me! I'll do anything!

Wampa-Anything?

Christine-...yes

Wampa-Hmmm, well then, maybe we can work out a deal
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Reid-Mmm good morning, Meggie

Meg-Morning baby

Reid-How'd you sleep?

Meg-We didn't sleep

Reid-hehe *kisses her*

Meg-I have a question

Reid-Yeah?

Meg-...never mind, your going to say no

Reid-You don't know that

Meg-No, you will

Reid-Whatever you want, Meg, you can have it

Meg-I want another baby

Episode#106-The Baby Born to Black

(That title is meant to be non-racist. LOL.I swear. I'm albino anyway so, I have no favor of  race)


*Nessie and Jacob are sitting, watching TV when suddently, Nessie screams*

Renesmee-Jacob!

Jacob-Renesmee?! What is it? What's wrong!

Renesmee-The baby...I think my water just broke

Jacob-What am I supposed to do?

Renesmee-DELIVER IT!!

Jacob-Oh...um...where does it come out again?

Renesmee-Get it!!!-*passes out*

Jacob-Oh man! Crap just got real, um seasection, that's what I do right? Who am I talking to...um...OMG IS THAT THE BAB-oh...oh my God...

Renesmee-My baby...

Jacob-Shhh, I have to take the baby to Carlisle...

Renesmee-What is it?

Jacob-...A girl. Her name is-Brittany

Renesmee-How pretty...*passes out*

Jacob-Oh God Nessie, the baby's dead
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Victoria-Why do you need her?

Jacob-My wife's baby died, I will do anything to get Tiffany

Victoria-Brittany

Jacob-Whatever. I just need her.

Victoria-Fine, but when you die, we get your blood

Jacob-I thought I smelled bad

Victoria-You blood through my fingers just sounds so attractive

Jacob-...you leeches are weird

Victoria-hehehe*hands him baby*

Jacob-Hey Brittany...
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Renesmee-She's so big

Jacob-She's our little girl

Renesmee-She's beautiful

Jacob-I'll go stick her in her crib

Renesmee-I love you Jacob

Jacob-Me, not Gustave?

Renesmee-...Gutave who?

Episode#105-Reid Watching Breaking Dawn/Arrival of Gustave/Meg's Grieving

Meg-I just can't believe he's really gone.

Reid-Just forget about it Meg. C'mon and watch the movie.

Meg-Which movie?

Reid-Breaking Dawn part 1. No Bella! Don't die on him! He needs you! Jacob needs you! Wahhhhhh!

Meg-This is so weird, OMG WHAT DID THEY DO TO EDWARD'S HAIR!! THEY CUT THE POOF!!! THE POOFY!!! WAHHHHH

*KnockKnock*

Whose that?

Reid-I don't know, hand me a tissue, I can't see out my eyes because of the tears. Oh Bella!

Meg-You do relize she's alive

Reid-Whaaaaa?

Meg-That was in the past. We saw her, like, the other day as a vampire.

Reid-Oh thanks for ruining the movie for me Meg!

Meg-*sigh, opens door*Gustave?! What are you doing here?*Gustave passes out*
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Reid-Here he's waking up!

Gustave-Nessie...

Meg-No Gustave. It's aunt Meg and uncle Spencer...

Gustave-ugh...I looked all over for her

Reid-F-for who?

Gustave-Renesmee...

Meg-Oh Gustave...

Gustave-Reid...you gotta help me...

Reid-This isn't an FBI case son, I can't help you

Gustave-no

Reid-You made the bet, and the best thing you can do is wait the two years

Gustave-I can't let her get pregnant.

Meg-It's too late, you have to

Gustave-My Nessie...

Episode#104-The Perfect Family...Until the Dog Comes Along

*Meg is cooking breakfast for her family, her 4 kids and Reid are sitting at the table, ready to eat*

Reid-What's taking so long honey?

Meg-Uh, I think I just set the kitchen on fire

Reid-hehe, only you Meg

Meg-*whispered*only for you...

Reid-Found the fire extinguiser!

Meg-Fire's out!

*DingDong!*

Reid-Whose that?

Meg-I don't know. Go check, Dianne

Dianne-Okay momma!...Ooo momma, he's handsome!

Meg-Haha, okay honey, here I come...what are you doing here? Dianne go in and get your father

Reid-Why is he here?

Luke-I just came to tell you I'm leaving

Meg-What?

Reid-Good redence

Meg-No! You-you can't just leave!

Luke-Well, you-you should've thought about that before you married pretty boy over here

Meg-He loves me

Luke-Hey, I loved you too

Reid-Don't touch her!

Luke-Grrrr *goes wolf*

Meg-AHHHHH

*Reid shuts the door*

He's right you know. But, I don't love him the way I love you.

Reid-I know honey. *hugs her* but you did

Meg-I will never stop loving you Spencer Reid

Reid-And I will never stop loving you Meg Giry

Kids-I wuv you momma! I wuv you daddy!

Meg-Hehehe, the perfect family...my perfect family

Reid-our perfect family

Meg-always*kisses him*

Episode#103-Brittany's Werabouts...?

Christine-Oh my God...

Raoul-what?

Christine-I know where Brittany is

Raoul-It's Tiffany and you do?

Christine-It's Brittany and I do.

Raoul-Where?

Christine-In the swiss alps!

Raoul-Well, honey, I don't think she's-

Christine-Bye!

Raoul-...Christine...Don't

*she leaves*

Season#7-Glinda's Foretelling-Episode#102-The Truth About Christine&Jacob's Spawn

Raoul-I don't know man. I'm getting worried. About the both of them.

Phantom-Relax. Gustave is fine and Christine will be home any minute.

Raoul-But that storm outside is brewing hard

Phantom-It'll be fine man *puts arm around him*

Raoul-Are...are you consoling me by cuddling me?

Phantom-What! No...is that Justin Bieber cologne?

Raoul-Yeah

Phantom-Smells good.

Raoul-Right?

*THUNDER. ENTER:Christine soaking wet*

Raoul-Christine! Did you find her?

Christine-...no

Raoul-I'm sorry. We will find her

Christine-Hows Gustave?

Raoul-Same

Christine-My poor baby

Raoul-You sneaking off everynight isn't helping dear. I know you want ot find her, but we can't just focus on a baby that-...that may or may not be alive.

Christine-You right...
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*Nessie looks around 15 or 16 now. She gasps. Her stomach is bulged. Jacob behind her smiles evily(

Jacob-A baby. Our baby *leaves*

Renesmee-Goodbye Gustave DeChagny...Forever
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*Gustave screams and smashes the wall. A part of him has just died

Gustave-RENESMEE!!!





THE PHANTOM AND CHRISTINE



Episode#101-The Reliving of the Lives Before

Renesmee-JACOB, I'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS, I'M GOING HUNTING

Jacob-KAY

*She drives to the Cullen home where she see's Voldy, Edward, Reid, Erik and Gustave*

Renesmee-You came for me

Gustave-I did. Because where ever you are, I'm home.

Voldemort-Ugh, can it with the lovey-dovey crap and lets kill a WEREWOLF

Renesmee-Shhhh, do you want them to hear us.

Voldemort-Sorry
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Renesmee-Grandpa?

Carlisle-Nessie?

Renesmee-We need your help

Carlisle-Wha-what's wrong?

Renesmee-Jacob, he...married me. He's terrible to me. We have to kill him.

Carlisle-Oh Nessie, I'm not sure I support this...

Renesmee-I need your help. Please. There is no other way

Jacob-I knew it!

Renesmee-No! No, Jake, it's not what you think!

Jacob-Shut up you stupid girl!

Gustave-Let go of her!

Jacob-You know somethin kid, you got balls. So how about a friendly bet?

Renesmee-What kind of bet?

Gustave-Sure

Raoul-Gustave don't do it!!! Betting sucks!

Phantom-Shut up Raoul. God, lets hope he didn't inhert his father's luck. Now, if he inhertied my luck-

Raoul-He's just lucky he didn't inherit your face.

Jacob-If I can get Nessie pregnant before 2 years is up, then you can have her back. I won't hit her in that time, I'll be the most attentive husband.

Gustave-No, I won't put her through that

Jacob-You have too. Do you really wanna fight? Shed your families innocent blood?

Gustave-...and if she doesn't get pregnant?

Jacob-You can kill me. My blood through your fingers...sounds good right?

Gustave-Fine

Renesmee-Gustave!

Gustave-I'm so sorry. Goodbye my Renesmee.

Renesmee-*cries* I'll hate you forever Gustave DeChagny!!

*Jacob drags her away*

Gustave-My Renesmee...*cries on hands and knees*

Episode#100-The Plan is Set, Game, Match...But, Will it Work?

*a few days after Gustave and Raoul's talk*

Gustave-So father, who did you choose?

Raoul-...your mother Gustave...the woman you should be looking out for

Gustave-What about me?...You just don't love me enough

Raoul-I do love you, Gustave, But I love your mother more. I would have died without her.

Gustave-...I hate you. ALL OF YOU! I wished I was never born! I would have never known Nessie...

Raoul-Gustave...

Gustave-GOODBYE!

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*Nessie and Jacob's Flat. She is cleaning the floor, Jacob is gone*

Renesmee-Why did my mom have to fall in love with a werewolf and a vampire AGRR. *Looks at phone, then runs to it and calls Gustave*

Gustave, I need your help

Gustave-Why?

Renesmee-I need to get away from Jacob. Meet me outside of Dr. Cullen's house at noon tomorrow. Ask my mo- my dad for directions.

Gustave-Kay, is there anything you want me to bring?

Renesmee-Just a sandwich

Gsutave-A sandwich?

Renesmee-Jacob is starving me. I'm soooo hungry

Gustave-kay, I'll bring it, but I have a question

Renesmee-What?

Gustave-Why did you agree to marry Jacob after I was safely away?

Renesmee-You would never have been safe Gustave DeChagny.

Gustave-...we could have ran away, wwe could've protected each other for all time

Renesmee-...I don't want to relive my parents lives. Goodbye Gustave, I'll see you tomorrow

Gusave-I love you Renesmee.

Episode#99-Why Should She Stay...No One Is Keeping Her...We've Let Her Go

Raoul-Christine, maybe we should wait. What if Gustave comes home?

Christine-Then you stay, I'm going to find-

Gustave-It's okay, I'm home

Christine-Goodbye*leaves*

Gustave-What was that!

Raoul-She's going to find Tiffany

Gustave-Brittany

Raoul-Yeah...

Gustave-Were you upset? When you found out it wasn't yours?

Raoul-I never fathered one child from my wife

Gustave-Maybe that should tell you something

Raoul-That she doesn't love me?

Gustave-That you disearve better.

Raoul-I can't stop loving her Gustave.

Gustave-Mom's gone off the deep end Dad! Can't you see? Plus, she's a whore! I can't be proud of my Mom. She needs to be put where she belongs; an insane asylum. I really loved her, but not anymore. Never again, either. She leaves dad, or I do. Think about it *leaves*

Raoul-Oh God...

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Renesmee-So, this is the end?

Jacob-Yes. Come on, you loved Forks when you were little! You can see your Grandpa, remember him?

Renesmee-Jacob, just because I'm 4, doesn't mean I'm stupid *under breathe* mutt

Jacob-*slaps her* Curb your tongue! My bride will not speak to her superior in such a way! She will cook, clean, and do WHAT I ASK! Understood?

Renesmee-You're a sexist pig

Jacob-*slap* idiot

Renesmee-Yes Dear...

Episode#98-How Deep is the Ocean? Shallow Water on First Beach...

*In carriage*

Renesmee-...Jacob

Jacob-Yes my darling?

Renesmee-When are we coming home?

Jacob-...Wouldn't you rather know where we are going for our honeymoon? Don't dwell on things that are no where near where we should be. Shhhh honey, it's gonna be okay

Renesmee-Did we have to do this now? I'm so young...

Jacob-Shhhhhhh...
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Gustave-Remember...Love Never Dies...
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Christine-*sobs* I have no children now Raoul, you must understand

Raoul-Shhh. Gustave's gonna come back

Christine-In what Raoul! In what? A body bag?

Raoul-Christine...

Christine-No, I want my daughter. I'm done with things being taken from me

Raoul-Fine, we'll save Tiffany

Christine-Brittany

Raoul-Her too! Hey, we could have Gustave fall in luv with her

Christine-His half-sister?

Phantom-That's not even legal!

Raoul-It is in Kentucky

Christine-Ewww
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Meg-It's sooooooooooooo nice to be a family again!

Reid-Isn't it? I love you Meeg Giry

Meg-I love you Spencer Reid

Reid-Forever this time

Meg-Swear?

Reid-Swear

Episode#97-Love, You Didn't Do Right by Me, (as they say in the song you done me wrong)

Gustave-Father!

Raoul&Phantom-What is it?

Gustave-Nessie's gone

Phantom-Gustave, if you want her back then fight for her

Gustave-But-but-but sh

Phantom-SPIT IT OUT

Gustave-She left Paris, I'll never see her again

Phantom-Oh, but you want to be apart forever.  Do what I did and wait 10 years then write a note proclaiming her love back

Gustave-But, I can't wait 10 years

Phantom-YOU WILL AND YOU'LL LIKE IT

Gustave-I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER! I DIE! HOW YOU LIVED WITHOUT MOTHER FOR 10 YEARS-YOU'RE-YOU'RE INSANE! I TELL YOU YOU'RE ALL INSANE! I WANT MY NESSIE BACK!

Phantom-Gustave, if she means that much to you, I'll help you get her back

Gustave-...really?

Phantom-Really

Raoul-How did you live without Christine for 10 years?

Phantom-Well I...that's non of your business

Episode#96-THE WEDDING THAT WAS FORSEEN

Announcer Voice:

This Spring

*shows Renesmee getting dressed*

A wedding is near

*Putting veil on her head*

and what has been most anticipated

*Gustave, far away from the wedding, takes a sip from a drink then throws the glass. It shatters*

Has been least desired

*Nessie walking down the isle*

And it's coming.

*Nessie and Jacob saying their vows*

Renesmee:*intakes breath*I do
*They kiss intently as music plays*

Whether your prepared or not

*Gustave breaks a chair. Back to the kiss. Gustave runs into the streets. The two husband and bride break apart, tears in HER eyes*

Announcer Voice:

IT

IS

HERE

Gustave:She's gone forever...

*shows Raoul in spedo, Raoul was the announcer voice*

Phantom-Raoul, what are you doing?

Raoul-Being sexyfied *swivels hips*

Phantom-*sigh*

Episode#95-The Battle of the Domiant Primordial Beast(s)

Gustave-J-Jacob!

Jacob-Oh, look Nessie! The munchkin wants to play *shoves him to the ground*

Renesmee-Hey!

Gustave-*gets up slowly then, dusts himself off them WAM he hits Jacob in the face and a fight insues*

Christine-Gustave! Gustave!

Phantom-God that's like our catch phrase now

Christine-Oh, I finally have one!!

Reid-FBI!!FBI!! SOMEONE CALL THE FBI!!!!!

Meg-Spencer!!

Reid-Huh?

Meg-You are the FBI

Reid-Oh. CALL ME!!! CALL MEE!!

BlondeGirl-Ok-ay*gives him her number*

Meg-Back off!!

Reid-Wow. All 7 digits.....

Meg-Shut up Reid

Reid-You know I love you

Meg-Hey, you love one prostitute, you love em all

Reid-But I love you the best

Meg-What ev

Reid-*holds up box*

Meg-Omi God. Is that what I think it is?

Reid-Arma-

Meg-ARMANI ARMANI *Attacks him for boots*

Renesmee-Gustave! Stop Jacob please let him go!

Jacob-*gets Gustave in headlock* Fine, on one condition

Renesmee-Anything

Jacob-...Marry me Renesmee Carlie Cullen

Renesmee-wha-

Jacob-Marry me or I kill him! Too late for turning back to late for tears and useless pity

Gustave-Say you love him and my life is over

Jacob-All though you cry for help, no point in fighting For either way you choose you cannot win

Gustave-For either way you choose he has to win

Jacob-So do you end your days with me? Or do you send him to his grave?

Gustave-Why make her lie to you to save me!

Renesmee-JACOB BLACK you decieved me...Why do you curse mercy?

Gustave-I fought so hard to free you

Renesmee-Why do you curse...

Jacob-You've past the point of no return

Renesmee-Mercy. Jacob Black, you decieved me

Jacob-You try my patience. MAKE YOUR CHOICE!

Renesmee-I will marry you Jacob Black

Edward-Oh my God

Bella-JACOB HOW COULD YOU *sobs* you were my best friend.

Phantom-That's it. I disown him. He sang the Raoul part of the song

Raoul-At least Jacob's bad ass and doesn't back down. Cuz you were scared the big bad Viscount was agonna getcha!!!

Phantom-Ahhhh!! I mean whaaaaa psh naw!

Episode#94-Jacob Digs Up Old Lies

Jacob-Good night, Renesmee, I've missed you so much.

Renesmee-Good night Jacob*walks out, but Jacob grabs her arm and kisses her cheek, then she goes inside*

Gustave-Hey dog!

Jacob-Oh, look, it's the baby. Go run home to your mom and have her change your diaper ya freak

Gustave-Back off Renesmee

Jacob-Oh!Look at this, the wittle waby has a crushy-wushy on Renesmee. Kissy kissy. This is man's business, Nessie needs a grown man, not a boy. She's gonna out grow you kid. By the time she's 6 years old, she'll have reached her full growth, looking around 19, that's two years from now. What'll you be? 4?

Gustave-What are you talking about?

Jacob-She didn't tell you?! Oh this is rich! She was born for me buddy, suck it up

Gustave-You're lying!!It can't be true!!

Jacob-But is is and that's what makes it so dang funny

Gustave-Nessie loves me

Jacob-Maybe today, but when she's grown, what's she gonna want? A little baby? I don't think so.

Gustave-No...It can't be true

Jacob-But it is

Gustave-Nessie...Boo hoo hoo!!

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NESSIE! WAHHHHH NESSIE!

Renesmee-What is it?

Gustave-Will, will you ever grow bored of me?

Renesmee-No!Who said that?

Gustave-Your jerk boyfriend Jacob

Renesmee-What! He is NOT my boyfriend, you are

Gustave-But, he said-wait you said I'm your boyfriend

Renesmee-Yes, I did. But what did he say?

Gustave-That you were made for him and that I was a baby

Renesmee-WHAT! I was so not made for him!

Gustave-He also said that when you're 6 you would look 19

Renesmee-Well, that part is true

Gustave-Oh, but you do love me right?

Renesmee-Oh, Gustave. Why wouldn't I? You're kind, smart and handsome. What wouldn't I like about you?

Gustave-When you put it that way, I don't know. Besides, I'm not immortal like you

Renesmee-You don't have to, you're my prince charming, my happily ever after

Gustave-I am?

Renesmee-Yes
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Jacob-Nessie!

Renesmee-Jacob!!

Jacob-What crap have you been spreading about me?

Renesmee-What do you mean?

Jacob-Like, that you still like that little fart of a kid

Renesmee-It's the truth

Jacob-No, you love me

Renesmee-Ya know, I don't remember you being such a jerk

Jacob-Hey, shut up *smacks her*

Renesmee-Hey!

Jacob-I'm your boyfriend, don't forget it
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Gustave-I just don't know what to do! That's why I came to you guys. You're notorious ladies men. *camera move to show Raoul and Erik*

Raoul-Well, I know I am, but Erik over here, well that's iffy

Phantom-I had sex with your wife

Raoul-Yeah, when she was a whore

Gustave-LALALALALALA!!

Raoul-Who did you date other than Christine? I made out with Meg and Hermione (against their will of course)

Phantom-I ran away with Meg once.

Raoul-Everyone ran away with Meg dude!!

Gustave-I didn't

Phantom-Wells here's what you gotta do-

Raoul-You gotta pick a fight with the guy and hit him with swords.

Gustave-No, I tried that before, how about lassos?

Phantom-.....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Raoul-SHUT UP ERIK!

Season6-The Flight of Renesmee-Episode#93-Jacob Enters

Meg...Sooooo, you meant it when you said you loved me?

Reid-Heehee, yes. Of course, Meggie

Meg-So we can be a family again?

Reid-Yes honey.

Bella-So are we!

Edward-I love you Bella. You are my life-

Jacob-Bella!!

Bella-Jacob?

Edward-Jacob!?

Renesmee-*sigh*Jacob

Gustave-*grrr*Jacob...

Raoul-Did you say Jacon?

Luke-BACON!!!

Meg-SHUT UP!!

Jacob-Bella they're coming for you!

Bella-Wha-

Edward-Whose coming for Bella?

Jacob-I wasn't talking to you blood sucke-wait...Re-renesmee?

Renesmee-Jacob-It's you

Jacob-I came back

Fake Voldy-He cam home!*

Quirrel-Wrong show Voldy!

Fvoldy-Whoops!

RealVoldy-Who are you?

Fvoldy-Wow!Qurriel look at this!

Meg-Squirrel?

Edward-Ahhhhh!!!Get it off!!!

Voldemort-*sigh*I should really consider before I sign next season's contract

Edward-Jacob! Whose after Bella?

Jacob-The pack...they want you slaughtered. You violated the treaty, they're going to kill you. And I don't think I can stop them


*This was a reference to A VERY POTTER MUSICAL. Rory will get a laugh out of this

LOVE NEVER DIES PHOTO

Episode#92-Meg's Suicide

*Quantico, Virginia. FBI office, Behavioral Analysis Unit*

Derek Morgan-Hey Reid!

Reid-Hmmm?

Morgan-You got some mail

Reid-Coo. Hey, did you catch Star Trek last night?

Morgan-No. I didn't.

Reid-Hmmm*opens it whistling, slowly he stops and hold a hand to his moth*

Morgan-Reid?

Reid-Oh my God. Oh my God, Meg!

Morgan-Meg?

Reid-Watch my kids Derek!

Morgan-Kids? You have kids?!

Reid-I gotta go to France, hold on Meg!
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*Meg stands close to the edge of a bridge getting ready to jump*

Phantom-Meg! Don't do this!

Meg-I have to Erik!I'm sorry

Raoul-No Meggie...

Christine-Meg!!*sob*

Meg-1, 2, thr-

Reid-Meeeeeeeegggg!!!!!

Meg-Reid? Reid!

Reid-Meggie don't!

Meg-...I'm so sorry...

*She jumps and so does Reid and he collides with her just before they hit the water. Underneath, they stare at each other before Reid can give her a breathtaking kiss, which lasts until they hit the shore*

Reid-I love you Meg Giry

Meg-what?

Reid-I love you!

Meg-Wha-ahahaha!

Reid-I love you Meg Giry! I've always loved you...

Meg-Spencer...I don't want to be with anyone else

Reid-Dito

Meg-Kiss me one last time *kiss*

Episode#91-Meg's Last Letter.

Dear Spencer,
I'm writing yours first because my heart is full to bursting with passion and love and I was worried that if I wrote the others first and saved the best for last maybe my love wouldn't be enough. I know that's silly, because it's you I love the most, I will miss the children and I love them all so much, but Glinda's right, they're nothing compared to Brian. Forgive me for that, I know your going to spit on this letter and burn it immediately once you read it but maybe somethings just never change. I love you and I'm not ashamed anymore. I'm not ashamed that I liked the way you looked at me, the way you kissed me with a blush on your cheeks. I remembered when Draco left and we slipped into a darkened room, only for one night.

And one night was all it took.

I know this is a point where you'd say "Enough with the pleasantries" so here I go. By the time you read this, I will be dead.I won't tell you anything, you'll just have nightmares. Look after my heart Spencer Reid, I've left it with you.

BELOW IS A LETTER FOR THE CHILDREN STOP I LOVE YOU STOP AND I LOVE THEM STOP TRY TO REMEMBER ME FONDLY WILL YOU QUESTION MARK

Dear Babies,
My darlings, this note is from mommy, and I love you all soooo much and I am so very proud of you. Be the best you can be for daddy and take care. Mommy will watch all of you for I am now an angel, and angle of music.

Episode#90-THE BABY!? THEY TOOK THE BABY!

*A week or so later in the astronomy tower*

Christine-The baby! They took the baby! *sobs*

Edward-Then where's Renesmee and Gustave??

Christine-*sobs*

Raoul-shh honey, we're gonna find em...
***

Gustave-Oh Nessie!

Brittany-Wahhhhh

Renesmee-The baby!

Victoria-She's so beautiful James, our little girl

Gustave-I'm sooo sorry baby

Victoria-You wanna see her? Her name is Brittany

James-Don't show them!

Gustave-Brittany...

Renesmee-Gustave...I love you so much

James-You kids are free to go

Renesmee-Gustave...we have to get the baby

Gustave-Later Nessie...I promise
***
Christine-*sobs*

Raoul-shhh

Gustave-Mother?

Christine-Gustave? Where's Brittany

Renesmee-Daddy!!

Edward-Oh thank God Renesmee!

Christine-Where's Brittany?!
***
Meg-*calling Reid*

Reid-Hello?

Meg-Hey Spence!

Reid-Meg, I told you. I'm done

Meg-No Spence...don't you feel it?

Renesmee-Feel what?!

Meg-When I see you, I get butterflies in my stomach and pains in my chest and my legs buckle and I know I'm supposed to let you catch me. And every time I close my eyes I see you. I love you. Reid, Don't you see?

Reid-N-no Meg. I'm done

Meg-No

Reid-Yes Meg. I'm going to tell you the truth, I hate you Meg Giry

Meg-...no, you don't mean that

Reid-Stop calling her. It would make alot of people happy *hangs up*

Meg-Oh

Episode#89-Safe with...Dumbledore?

Christine-And your positive the baby will be safe?

Dumbledore-I guarantee! Oh look a nickle

Christine-Oh my God!

Edward-C'mon old man, can we trust you?

Dumbledore-Oh very much so!

Edward-You see Christine?

Christine-I don't know...

Edward-C'mon...

Christine-0kay *gives baby to dumbledore*

Dumbledore-EWW WHY DOES HE SMELL SO BAD??

Christine-IT'S A SHE AND YOU BETTER CHANGE THE DIAPER

Dumbledore-Di-a-errrrrrrrrrr. die eh peeerrrrrrrrr!!

Phantom-WHAT THE HECKS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

Dumbledore-Berries...

Episode#88-O.G's housewife of the year award goes to...

Christine-Dah duh dah dah duh*rocks baby*

Phantom-*sings* Masquerade, paper faces on parade, masquerade, hid your face so the world can never find you

Edward-We have other obligations than to keep this child. Look at what she's doing to us. Look at Raoul! He looks like a regular house wife! *shows Raoul in pink apron heating up a bottle*

Raoul-Hey! Omi God is that the time? Days of our Lives is coming on in two minutes! And Moroccan Romance! Enrique was just about to propose to Maria!

Christine-Oh my God, Edward's right but we can't just give up the baby!

Edward-Dumbledore will protect it

Christine-...promise?

Raoul-I have a bad feeling about this..

Phantom-Shut up Raoul stop being such a pessimist

Raoul-No, Maria just slept with Tony. There's not telling what this will do to her wedding

Phantom-Are you sure you made the right choice?

Christine-*sigh* rockabye baby in the tree tops...

Episode#87-Reid's Answering Machine (Yes again!)

Meg-Hey, it's Meg, of course you know that umm I've ah called seven times. There my kids too Reid and I just want to hear their voices and-

*phone picks up*

Reid-What Meg? What?

Meg-Reid...God, its good to hear your voice-

Reid-What Meg?

Meg-I, uh love them too. I won't take them from you. Spencer...I'm not dating anyone, not Luke no Draco. And here I am. It's me, swallowing my pride and I'm gonna say-

Reid-No...

Meg-I miss you. And Spence, I still have feelings for you-

Reid-No Meg. Stop

Meg-Oh...well ah *sniffle* what-what are the kids gonna be for Halloween?

Reid-*sigh* Dianne's a flower, Raven's a Queen, and Spencer's a scientist.

Meg-My good babies. Send me pictures

Reid-*laugh* I will

Raven-Is that momma?

Reid-yes

Raven-Momma!!Momma!!

Meg-Hey baby

Raven-Hey!! Guess what?

Meg-What?

Raven-I gotta tooth!

Meg-Really? Oh, I'm so proud of my sweet baby girl. I love you

Raven-I wuv you too momma
*hangs up*

Reid-Oh my goodness Meg Giry, why do you drive me so insane?

Episode#86-The Note that Told All

Edward-*reads* Dearest, Morons

Phantom-Hey!

Edward-I have your children, and will do with then as I please. Now you must give me what I want and we both know what that is. *Christine holds baby tighter*Yes, a baby whom is a girl. I believe you have what I want and if not make one. If we do not receive a child within a year, your children die.

Loving my genius,

James

Raoul-Can you believe it, the nerve of that guy and his jeans

Christine-It's genius Raoul

Raoul-Oh

Edward-Bring the child to Astronomy Tower of Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, we need Dumbledore

Dumbledore-You rang?

Edward-You have the most exclusive rights to the castle, you can set up a trap-

Christine-Are you suggesting we use the baby as bait?

Edward-Christine, you really don't mean-

Christine-It's still a part of me Edward, so yes, I love her.

Raoul- I love Tiffany too

Christine-It's Brittany

Raoul-Her too!

Christine-How much crack have you been selling now Erik?

Phantom-Sh! You know Eddies in with the feds!

Christine-*sigh*

Episode#85-"Here baby baby!!"

Raoul-Here baby! *whistle* here baby baby!

Christine-Raoul! It's not a dog!

Raoul-Sorry

Edward-Christine where did you leave him?

Christine-I-I don't remember

Edward-Christine try!

Christine-Rosalie...spit on it...here

Baby-wahhhhhh

Christine-Baby!?

Phantom-It's here! What?

Christine-What is it? What's wrong!

Phantom-I thought the baby was a boy?

Christine-It is, Rosalie told me so

Phantom-Well, then Rose needs to go back to Biology cuz it's a girl

Christine-a girl...my baby girl

Edward-What's her name? We can't just keep calling her 'baby' she needs a name.

Christine-Brittany

Phantom-What kind of name is that?

Raoul-I believe it is American

Christine-"Brittany" is what the Americans would call awe-some

Edward-Okay, now why did Nessie want us to get the baby *note falls from the sky* That's why

Phantom-IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR
***
Renesmee-Come on!

Gustave-Do they have her?

Renesmee-Gustave, I can only show people my thoughts, it doesn't work the other way around

Gustave-ugh!!

Victoria-We're here...

Gustave-Hid Nessie

Episode#84-The baby? In Draco Tower?

Renesmee-I'm so sorry...

Gustave-Quiet! I'm trying to figure out a way to get OUT OF HERE! Where are they?

Renesmee-Hunting

Gustave-Why don't they just kill us and get it over with?

Renesmee-They want to humiliate mommy and daddy. They want your parents humbled. But what are they going to receive form them to get this? Money? Sex? Power?

Gustave-A mate. The baby Nessie! A baby!

Renesmee-Whoa, no way mister. Wait til were married

Gustave-No nessie! My baby brother! But-

Renesmee-Why would they want a boy?

Gustave-Unless it wasn't a boy...Let's face it Rosalie's not-

Renesmee-Not what?

Gustave-Rosalie's not the brightest crayon in the box...Even though the peroxide makes her seem that way. What if it's a girl? Think really loud tell Edward to go get the baby in the cave think!

***

Edward-Ah! I'm getting something from Nessie! The baby!

Raoul-Did Gustave not use condoms! I taught him better than that!

Edward-No! Wait-what is your son doing to my-

Christine-waht did Nessie say Edward?

Edward-The Baby! They want your baby

Christine-We left it in Draco Tower!

Phantom-Lets go!

Episode#83-The Harsh Realization

Victoria-Hahaha oh! I love you James

James-I love you too Victoria

Victoria-baby?

James-hmm?

Victoria-I'm thirsty

Laurent-yes and the children are so-

James-We can't touch them

Laurent-but they are so...mouth watering

Renesmee-Gustave...I'm scared

Gustave-shhh I'll protect you

All-hahahaha!

James-In your dreams. You shall be the first to die
***
Bella-Where are they?!

Christine-Gustave!

Phantom-Gustave

Raoul-We'll find them

Edward-She said she heard something. God, I should've listened

Bella-Maybe you would've if you hadn't been acting like an idiot

Raoul-Enough! We have to find the children

Christine-He's right...Bella maybe you should sit this one out

Bella-What? You mean leave my daughter?

Raoul-We'll take it from here

Bella-No!

Edward-Bella!...Please...for Nessie

Bella-Her name is Renesmee!

Edward-Let's not do this now, Bella

Bella-...okay...please bring her home

Edward-I will

Bella-I love her so much...Like I love you

Edward-I love you too

Phantom-Eh hem. we kinda have kids to find.

Christine-But, where are we even going to star?

Edward-We don't even know who took them

Phantom-Does a red hair mean anything to you?

Edward-Victoria

Bella-But didn't we kill her in Eclip-

Edward-Shhh! That was another series

Bella-ah

Episode#82-The Mysterious Hissing Sound

Renesmee-...Did you hear that?

Gustave-Hmm?

*Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*

Renesmee-That!...DADDY!!!

Edward-What is it sweet heart?

Renesmee-...I think there's someone here

Edward-There's nothing here sweetheart

Renesmee-Please daddy list-

Bella-*slams door*I'm home!

Edward-Must you yell so loud?

Bella-I'm sorry, I wanted to let my family know I'm here. Unless they don't care for my company

Edward-Maybe

Bella-Fine. I'm going hunting

Edward-Maybe you should go see Draco along the way

Bella-...Maybe I will

Renesmee-Mommy please-

Edward-hush

*the two leave fighting*

V-That's too bad *comes out into the light VICTORIA* They really shouldn't ignore you like that. It gives a girl a complex. *out comes James and Laurent*

Laurent-Come with us girly

James-You too boy

Gustave-I don't know

Renesmee-...I'll come

Gustave-Nessie!

Renesmee-We're going

Gustave-I hope you're right about this...

Victoria-Has she ever lead you wrong before?

Gustave-...Never

Renesmee-Sirs, madame...are you ready?

James-always.

Episode#81-The Babe but, Gustave?

Christine-I'm here! Where's my son?

Rosalie-*she's hidden* here *shows Gustave all tied up*

Christine-Gustave! *starts to run to him, but Emmett catches her*

Emmett-shhh, don't let him worry.

Christine-Let him go!

Emmett-Neh, that wasn't in the deal, we just said we wouldn't kill him. Well, we won't kill him. We'll torture him and eventually he'll die

Christine-No!

Gustave-Mother!

Rosalie-Quiet you! *smack*

Christine-R-rosalie?

Rosalie-*growl* the baby looks like you *spit* I don't wan it! If I can't have kids neither can you! *throws baby in her arms across the room*

Baby-wahh

Christine-GUSTAVE GUSTAVE!!

*Rosalie leans in to bite him but then Nessie bursts into the room*

Renesmee-No my boyfriend!

Gustave-Wait? We're going steady! Yay!

Renesmee-*POW* Sorry auntie!

Gustave-Don't say sorry, that was awesome!

Emmett-Renesmee! That was bad...*smirk* You need a time out *throws out his hand and she rams into the wall*

Gustave-Nessie!

*she breaks free and when Emmett turns around, he is unaware of this-*

Renesmee-Hey uncle

Emmett-Huh?

Renesmee-Here's your time out *p0w he's unconscious*

Gustave-...hehe kewl. Nessie! How did you get here!

Renesmee-I followed your smell

Gustave-What do I smell like

Renesmee-Love-I mean cookies.

Raoul-aww. young love

Phantom-eww

Episode#80-Christine's Contemplation

*Christine is sitting by herself in front of her father's grave*

Edward-Hey Christine

Christine-Edward what am I supposed to do?

Edward-Christine, we are both at rough spots right now

Christine-You have no idea what I'm going through

Edward-My daughter cries into her pillow every night because your son's missing, my sister and brother are both dead due to your best friend and to top it all off, my wife cheated on me, don't I know?

Christine-I'm the cause of all your pain...I can't go to them, what if they rape me or kill me?

Edward-If your not willing to go save Gustave, then you don't deserve him

All secrets are deep, all secrets become dark that is in the nature of secrets.

What are you going to do Christine? What?

Episode#79-The Ransom

Raoul-Where is he?

Christine-I don't know!

Raoul-Did Erik-

Christine-No, he wouldn't

Raoul-I'm calling him now
***
Phantom-MY SON IS MISSING??

Raoul-We've covered this, he's not your son

Christine-stop fight please! We have to find him!

Maildude-Telegram for Christine de-de-cagb-ney?

Christine-Daae*reads*Madame DeChangy, don't fear for your son. He is well protected and with a  very loving mother so no fears, but you must come to us or the boy shall die,
To unfortunate souls

Noooooo!!!

Phantom-You must go, we have no choice

Raoul-Oh Christine!

Phantom-My Christine...

Episode#78-Reid's Answering Machine

Reid-Hello, you have Dr. Spencer Reid, I can't come to the phone right now but leave your name and number and I'll get back to you

Raven-Daddy, who are you talking to?

Reid-hehe

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Meg-Hey Reid, It's Meg...I-well- I just wanted to talk to the kids and-and I'm...gosh I could say a thousand things...I'll call you back later you call me back if you can. I lov-I mean bye. *hangs up*

Christine-Meg! Have you seen Gustave?

Meg-No, why?

Christine-I can't find him anywhere!!

Meg-Call Erik now

Christine-No!! I hate him

Meg-He's his son too

Christine-And Jasper is Brian's father. Where's he Meg? Where's he?

Meg-Get out of my house Christine Daae!! Now!

Christine-Christine Daae is dead!*leaves*

Meg-Christine? Christine?!!
*calls Reid*

Reid-What Meg, what is so damn important?

Meg-It's Christine! I think she's going to hurt herself

Reid-Well, what does that have to do with me?

Meg-Well, we can't let her die!

Reid-There is no we meg, not anymore *hangs up*

Meg-Christine!!!!

Episode#77-Draco and Bella-forbidden love

Draco-Bella? Bella?

Bella-I'm here Oh what a mess we've made!

Draco-...I can't see you again after this night my dear

Bella-No my lover please oh please don't go!

Draco-But I must

Bella-No, no you must be mine!

Draco-No! I loathe you whore!

Bella-What about me? I love you Draco I do! I love you!

Draco-Frankly my dear I don't give a damn

Bella-sobs

***

Gustave-Nessie!? Nessie!

Renesmee-I'm here Gustave!

Gustave-Nessie! I missed you

Renesmee-*kisses his cheek* me too

Gustave-I got you something *pulls out ring*

Renesmee-A wedding ring!

Gustave-Well actually I won it in pinball but-

Emmett-Hey kid, come here

Gustave-me?

Renesmee-Uncle?

Emmett-hush! Yeah, Gustave, your mom wants me to bring you home. C'mon get in the car, what harm could it do?...do it for yer mum

Gustave-...okay *gets in*

Renesmee-Gustave no!!

*car drives off*





(FLASHBACK)

Phantom-GUSTAVE GUSTAVE *REMEMBRANCE OF CONEY ISLAND*

Episode76-The Babe that was Taken

Christine-Meg!!

Meg-What?

Christine-The baby...

Meg-It's coming??

Christine-Yesssss

Meg-Oh! Ummmm...RAO-

Christine-NO! Don't call for him...we're going to give the baby to Emmett and tell Raoul that I had a miscarriage...and that I died in childbirth

Meg-What! No Christine! No!

Christine-Meg...I have too

Meg-*calls*Hello Edward?!

***

Edward-Push Christine

Christine-*coughs up blood*

Edward-She's not going to make it!

Meg-She has to...REID REID GET THE-

Edward-MEG! He's gone...remember?

Meg-nooooo

Christine-Meggg....

Meg-Christine-?!

Christine-Give the baby to ros-*coughs blood*

Meg-CHRISTINE?!!

Edward-Meg get back!

Christine-a*blood*

Edward-I can't do this

Draco-Move!

Christine-Dra-

Draco-shhh

Christine-lie*blood*

Meg-Rosalie? Why?

Christine-she-she...

Meg-Christine no!!

Gustave-Mother?!!*runs*

Edward-Gustave no!

Meg-He's going to Raoul, you have to stop him

Edward-I'm on it

Christine-*blood* dis-

Meg-C'mon!

Christine-earves it...

Meg-No Christine...no. You deserve it. You've been tortured to point of insanity and back and you're still the best wife and mother

Christine-but-*blood*

Meg-But you made a mistake. No! No don't die!

Draco-She's not gonna make it!

Meg-No!

Christine-Meg!

Meg-No!...you.

Baby-Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rosalie-haha!

Draco-Leave here wench!

Emmett-It's death...

Meg-No! Give them the baby

Draco-Meg!

Meg-It was Christine's last wish. Let her have that. Please
*hands them the baby*

Rosalie-a boy. Emmett jr. duh

Emmett-Emmett Jr. Duh, I like it.

Rosalie-Really?

Emmett-what?

*They leave to....CANADA*

Gustave-Down there Father!

Raoul-Christine!No!!!!My Christine...

Draco-shes gone

Raoul-Prophet! Thing of evil!*sobs*

Christine-uuuuhhh

Meg-Did you-?

Draco-Yes, I heard it too

Edward-did she-?

Draco-She's gotta pulse!!

Edward-Get her to Carlisle now!!

Christine-Raoul...

Raoul-My Christine!!

Christine-uuuughhh

Edward-She wants to know if you're mad

Raoul-Of course not...but of course without you, I couldn't get dressed this morning so I'm only in my too tight tighty whities.

Edward-She still thinks you're beautiful

Meg-You got all that from her grunts?

Edward-I can read minds

Meg-Oh yeah!

Edward-Why does this Death fellow keep helping us?

Draco-*sighs, pulls down hood* Cuz I'm Draco

Gustave-Uncle Draco!!

Raoul-Old friend

Draco-yeah well...

Edward-...you...You!!!

Draco-me...

Edward-YOU DIRTY CHEATER YOU STOLE MY WIFE!!!

Meg-OOHH!!!

Season#5The Christine Trilogy-Episode#76-Death Brings Lost Lives

Christine-da da...hush little angel...your mother is here...

Emmett-and daddy

Christine-God no! Back!

Emmett-This child is mine Christine. I'm through playing games

Christine-please...

Emmett-Shut up! Do you know my plan?

Christine-n-no

Emmett-Well, I plan for you to give birth to my child, Rosalie claim it as her own and soon after, I'll kill you

Death-Over my dead body...of course, I am dead.

Emmett-Ha! Who are you fool? You are drunken with life and ego

Death-I am Death

Emmett-...h-huh?

Death-DE MADA-

Emmett-AHHHHH*runs*

Christine-Oh thank!-

*Death has disappeared*

Christine-Oh Meg! I was so afraid for my life!

Meg-This death, he sounds so...heroic, so brave...like-

Christine-and he just came in like a night in shining armor and he smelled of death and decay and he was just DISGUSTING!

Death-I would think you'd be more grateful

Meg-she means not what she says monsieur!

Christine-I'm so sorry *weeps*

Death-Silence!

Meg-...no...

Death-I shall not hurt you maidens

Christine-Why do you appear to us?

Death-Life has granted me privileges of my human day and for some reason, I'm still here. Something is holding me...I must go  goodbye *leaves*

Christine-how strange

Meg-Death...he's beautiful

Christine-eww
*leaves*

Reid-Meggie!

Meg-Hey Spence!

Reid-Meg...this isn't easy...

Meg-...What is it?

Reid-Meg, I'm sorry...

Meg-Well?

Reid-...

Meg-Spit it out babe, I won't be mad.

Reid-...I have to go back to Quantico

Meg-...What?

Reid-and I'm taking the triplets with me

Meg-Huh?...

Reid-Glinda came to me

Meg-oh

Reid-I'm here to offer you a divorce. This marriage was a business deal to save you from name calling and now well-

Meg-No!...for the kids...I'll write to you all everyday I swear

Reid-No, when you're with Luke you won't

Meg-Reid please...

Reid-No...look. If you don't want one fine but don't string me along...I've gotta job to do. Goodbye Meg Giry...I'll be back for Christmas to keep the rumors quiet

Meg-Reid...

Reid-Good-bye *leaves*

*Meg goes to cemetery*

Meg-Oh Draco! What am I going to do! *appears Death* Oh Death...great master, I plead to you what am I to do?

Death-shhh Meg, I'm here *she sobs into his shoulder* shhh

Meg-Bring him back

Death-Meg! Meg! shhh look at me...my oo la la girl

Meg-D-draco?

Draco-Meg...

Meg-Draco!

Luke-oooohhh! Meg!!

Meg-How? How?

Draco-You honestly didn't think I'd go...without a horcrux

Meg-You sly little death eater! What is it?

Draco-What do I love more than anything

Meg-...Breadsticks!!

Draco-*hehehe* no but close...

Meg-?

Draco-you

Meg-What!?! I'm gonna kill you Draco Malfoy!

Draco-But you can't! And I've told no one...no one knows I'm alive! And if anyone asks *holds up locket* this is my horcrux and it will remain around the neck of my sissy, my life and my bride, my oo la la girl...Meg! Giry! Gosh I missed you

Meg-I missed you too. God what have we been doing? We lost sight of what mattered.

Draco-Breadsticks?

Meg-no, hehe, one another. We lied and cheated...well I cheated

Draco-meg...

Meg-no, shh, we need to reconnect. I'm so sorry

Draco-Meg...

Meg-no

Draco-Meg I cheated

Meg-...what?

Draco-I'm so sorry

Meg-Y-you cheated on me? With who?

Draco-Bella...

Meg-She wasn't gone hunting at all...she was gone during my pregnancy the same time as you...she set me up with Spencer. She planned all of this!!! Oh my God!!! How could you!

Draco-Meg!

Meg-*sobs* then why do I still love you?

Episode#75-DRACO'S FUNERAL

Reid-It's not so bad Meg

Luke-he loved you

Meg-I should've had his baby

Scorpius-WAHHHHHHHHH

Meg-shhh

Christien-Meg...I'm sorry

Meg-I was left with so many regrets...

Christine-Meg, I need your help....I'm pregnant

Meg-What?

Christine-it...

Meg-it is Raoul's...isn't it?

Christine-noooooooooooo...It's Emmett's

Meg-Christine why?

Christine-I was upset, Meg!

Meg-And you don't think I was upset? I was upset Draco imprisoned me, but I didn't sleep with Luke.

Christine-But didn't-

Meg-I never have. I was upset when I found out my baby was Jasper's but I never stopped loving him. I was upset when no one choose me and yet I didn't do anything wrong. Christine, you've always done the right thing, why? Why?

*Christine sobs*

Yes...I can help you

Christine-Thank you...so much

Meg-Go home to him. Tell him nothing and shower him with all the affection you can give

*Christine leaves and a bubble appears. Out comes GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH OF THE SOUTH*

Meg-You!

Glinda-Yes

Megs-W-where's Brian?

Glinda-Hush my child, Meg, I came for you.

Meg-YOUR GONNA KILL ME!??!

Glinda-haha, no my pet, I came her to tell you that I kept Brian safe and you're...well, your Meg. And that name will one day be know around the world.

Meg-Empress Meg...

Glinda-yes

Meg-but-

Glinda-It is lightyears away from now child, don't fret. I just want you to know one thing; you're strong. and well, I must show you

*Glinda conjures a bubble and it show (DAH DAH) the future!! Meg peers in and it shows Meg next to Luke and they are kissing passionately*

Meg-Spencer-

Glinda-will understand, but you shall remain married

Meg-why?

Glinda-why not? He's going to return to Virginia and probably take the triplets with him...you love Brian most, don't deny it...and Luke will be your lover-

Meg-That sounds like a dirty word

Glinda-haha child and you and Luke shall produce offspring. Spencer will find his true other half and wed and the Emperor will see you and, well, fall in love

Meg-...Draco...

Glinda-I know his fate

Meg-we all do

Glinda-Not entirely...*leaves*

Meg-What? WAIT!!

Episode74-Jasper's Final Act

Reid-Oh my God!

Draco-Hey look! It's that LOSER MEG married.

*laughs*

Luke-Get out of here man!

Reid-no...no it's Meg...Jasper...

Luke-Jasper?

Edward-How drunk are you?

Reid-No! He's...alive. he took her

Draco-What!

Luke-no...Meggie

Voldemort-we must go now.

Phantom-I'LL GET THE LASSO!!

Raoul-DOODLE DOO!!

Reid-We must hurry!!

Voldemort-we will

Gustave-I wanna come!!

Raoul-no son, stay here

Gustave-poo

*enters cave*

Draco-Meg?

Luke-Meggie? We're here baby

Meg-ooooo

Jasper-Hahahaha!! Foolish mortals! I cannot die! For I have a horcrux!

Voldemort-What! They're awesome right!

Jasper-yeah

Draco-Shut up! Give her here!

Jasper-hahaha! never!

Luke-We have to find and destroy the horcrux

Meg-No! I won't let you hurt him!

Luke-Meg, he brought you here. you said you didn't love him

Meg-noooo

Brian-hush mothershhhh its okay.

Reid-...Brian's the horcrux

Meg-you can't kill my boy...

Voldemort-there is one more way

*they whisper and Draco comes out looking very solemn*

Draco-B-brian. come here

Meg-no!!

Brian-No Mother, I must die

Jasper-Don't touch my son!

Draco-I won't *drops wand* see? *whispers in Brian's ear*

Brian-Oh sir...I...I can't...I-

Draco-please...for your mother

Brian-...In the great names of Godric, Helga, Rowena and Salazar. The Peverals and Grindewald I hear by end the word of a horcrux...me *raises dagger*

Meg-NOOO!!!*SOBS*

*Brian brings down the knife in Draco's chest*

Noooo!! DRACO!!!!

Draco-...Meggie...

Meg-*runs to him*I'm sorry

Draco-shhh. Do you remember what happened...in the kingdom by the sea?

*Meg nods*

Good. And the angels...not half so happy in heaven went coveting you and me...they did this. Don't blame yourself...Don't Meg...you so strong...and Meg..I wished I could've taken you as my bride...we would've been beautiful...beautiful children...*shakey laugh* all blonde..my lovely...I'm so sorry...do you wanna know the best day of my life?

*Meg nods, wipe tear*

The day you said "If you ever need a baby-sitter, call me"...you were so confident...be that Meg...she was so strong...your babies need you...Dianne...Raven...Spencer...and Brian...he's brave like his mother the horcrux is gone and Jasper can die...then your life is in your hands...choose wisely...I love you...my oo la la girl...*dies*

Meg-Noooo!!

*Brian is tearing Jasper apart*

Jasper-AHHHHHHHHH!!! MEG!! HELP ME!!!

Meg-never

Jasper-Meg!!!

Luke-Meg!

Meg-Luke!

Jasper-Ahhhh!!*dies, Meg passes out*

Meg-ooo

Luke-Meg!

Reid-Meg!

Brian-Mother!
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Reid-look she's waking up!

Luke-Meggie

Kids-MOMMY!!

Meg-shhh...my little angels. You all look so tired...you should sleep. Brian, go take them to their rooms you as well.

Brian-Yes mother*leaves*

Reid-my lovely bride

Luke-My Meggie, I got-

Meg-Mmmm breadsticks

Edward-And Jacob came by and left some bacon strips. It took me forever to hold off Luke

Luke-They were good...I left you some baby...

Meg-I'm half vampire/werewolf right?

Luke-a forth actually

Meg-Soooo I'm kinda immortal

Reid-You really can't be 'kinda' immortal

Luke-...Who do you want? Me?

Meg-Don't even ask me that...don't...

Luke-I'm-

Reid-She's married...Meg, you can choose whoever, but right now you need to come home and rest

Meg-Okay honey...by Luke...

Luke-Good-bye my lovely

Meg-Good-bye

Luke-...Draco was wrong

Meg-What?

Luke-He didn't know you before the kingdom by the sea

Meg-Good-bye Luke*he leaves*