Episode#31-Gustave and Renesmee, a date gone wrong

(shows Gustave, in a tux, adjusting his bow tie, getting ready to take Renesmee out)

Gustave-Breathe. Just breathe. In. Out. In.

*knock*

You can do this

(Answers door, Renesmee stands wearing a violet, sparkly, strapless dress that comes to above her knees)

Bah-ha! *faints*

*....*

Gustave-Wh-what happened

Renesmee-You saw me, then passed out.

Gustave-Oh. That's embarrassing. And it won't happen again, well no promises but,

*Renesmee kisses him*

Renesmee-Lets go dancing

Gustave-....ah huh

Renesmee-Come on! There might be more kisses where that cam from

(he leaps to his feet)

Gustave-Lets go

*he grabs her hand, they leave*

***

Renesmee-This is the best date ever!

Gustave-You've been on dates before?

Renesmee-Yeah, with my mom's pervy ex-werewolf-boyfriend

Gustave-did that,...go well?

Renesmee-Is he here now?

Gustave-no

Renesmee-Then no

Gustave-Lets go grab some dinner at the bar

Renesmee-don't they serve alcohol there?

Gustave-Were not drinkin'

Renesmee-...okay

(They sit down next to a sleeping drunk man, in a vintage white leisure suit and a white hat (fedora!!) they order)

Renesmee-You're so funny *laughs* Gustave your amazing!

Raoul-*head pops up* Gustave! What are you doing here! (grabs son by shirt collar and smacks him across his face) Stupid boy!Where's your mother? Does she know your here?

Gustave-*sobbing*No! I didn't tell her! I-I di-didn't! Honesssssst-t-tt-t!

*Back at the DeChangy Home*

(Raoul slaps Christine again)

Raoul-Why did you let my son out. This late. At the BAR?!!

Christine-(quiet sobs)I told you dear. I-i didn't know

Raoul-Shut up! *slap*

Gustave-Leave her alone!Its my fault!

Raoul-Back in your room boy!

*in background*

Edward-Hello?police...

(There are cops all around the DeChagny home)

Cop-Come out Raoul

Raoul-I am tending to my families injuries because Coney Isle is dangerous and did I say I did not slap them

Gustave-but he did! he did!

Raoul-It was just their imagination

Cop-Well, ok, lets move out because Raoul is only tending to his families wounds and not slapping them. Well, lets go.

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