(Edward and Christine are on their date)
Christine-...why are you sparkling?
Edward-(sigh, he hates explaining this stuff to her)Because I'm in the sunlight
Christine-...That's stupid...why do you get thirsty<
Edward-...because I like blood
Christine-Why?!
Edward-Because, I'm a vampire
Christine-Oh....That's stupid...why are you so fast>
Edward-Becauseeeee immmmmmmm aaaaa VAAAMMMPIIIRE!!!
Christine-Oh.That's stupid
Edward-YOUR STUPID!
Christine-Thank you!(Happy)
Edward-Dumb brunette
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Meg-And I thought I was the stupid one?!?
Christine-You are
Edward-Then why were you stupid on our date
Christine-I was pretending........duh
Meg-I miss fairy Luke
Luke-I'm right here and I'm not a fairy!!
Meg-then what are you
Luke-I'm...I'm...I'm a
Meg-SPIT IT OUR ALREADY!
Luke-I'm a werepire also known as a werevamp
All-ooohhhhh thats what you are
Edward-I knew it
Christine-Um Edward
Edward-What
(Christine puts Edward in a headlock and tries to kiss him)
CHRISTINE.........I love you too (they kiss more, Erik is in the shadows ready to kill Edward)
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