Meg-Christine, come quick...the baby's coming
Christine-Now?
Meg-The baby's coming!
Christine-Okay, I have to call up someone and Edward will be there soon
Meg-Who are you calling?
Christine-Glinda the Good. The good witch of the south. She will send flying monkeys to take your baby before Draco comes.
Meg-No! I've still got two months!
Christine-Then they won't take him til then
*hangs up*
*Incomes Edward*
Edward-Meg! Are you okay?
Meg-Why is there so much blood?
Edward-Its okay push, push.
*Out comes the baby*
Meg-What is it?
Christine-A boy.
Meg-Christine! You came...A boy. I'll name him...Brian.
Christine-What kind of name is Brian?
Meg-American
Christine-I hate America
Meg-Terrorist...can I hold him?
*Edward is having a spaz, the baby is trying to bite him*
Edward-No! There's something wrong! Meg, why is the baby a vampire?
Meg-What? No...no...no. It's Luke's baby...is it enchanted?no...*falls asleep*
Edward-Go on home Christine, I'll watch her.
Christine-*leaves*
Edward-What's wrong with you, Brian you could have killed her
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