(Christine is sitting down at a table, waiting for Raoul. She has something important to tell him)
Christine-Raoul
Raoul-Yes dear?
Christine-I have confession to make
Raoul-Well, what is it?
Waitress-May I take your drink order?
Christine-I'll have a water
Raoul-Brand-(Christine gives him a look) I mean Diet Coke...What is the confession?
Christine-I don't know how to say it
Raoul-Come on, you can tell me
Christine-(takes a deep breath) okay, um (makes words come out really quickly)Gustave isn't your child, he's the Phantom's
Raoul-..............wait, what?
Christine-I said, that Gustave isn't your child he is............
Raoul-who who
Christine-He is Erik's
Raoul-WHAT (he faints)
Christine-Honey, honey! (Christine grabs water and throws it on Raoul who doesn't wake up)j
****
Raoul-You!
Phantom-What!
Raoul-You low down, insignificant, hell spawn demon!!!
Phantom-What!!
Raoul-My only child!!! And you took that away too?
Phantom-I have no desire to fight with you vicomte nor do I care to fight for you precious Christine.
Raoul-why?
Phantom-She chose you over me every time. Why?
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Raoul-We, have all been blind and yet the answer is staring us right in the face. For if, Miss Daae sings, we are certain he will attend.
Voldemort-We are certain the doors are barred
MmeGiry-We are certain the police are there
All-The curtain falls, his rein shall end!
Phantom-...Dudes I live in the sewer, I can hear everything without being there, doofuses
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